The Lizzie Bennet Diaries

You know what I find amazing?

Aside from all you amazing viewers who still find my life interesting.

But despite the fact that Jane has been gone for one night

and that she spent that night connecting with Bing on a deep, personal, emotional level,

our mother greeted her with the coldest reaction a mother could give

her perfect, eldest daughter. Ice Queen.

My name is Lizzie Bennett, Jane is back, and Mom isn't happy.

Okay, first off, I'm thrilled that Jane's back.

Like totally, positively, absolutely thrilled, and here's why.

Number one, Jane's presence means that I am not the oldest unwed daughter in the house.

Number two, Lydia has someone else to pick on.

And number three, Jane's the sweetest girl

in the whole world. Who wouldn't want her around?

Okay wait, that sounded really selfish.

But if Jane and Bing end up becoming something genuine, we can't rush these things.

Our mother, of course, has another opinion.

How dare that child! How could she throw away a golden opportunity by coming back here?

But this is her home, my dear.

How does she ever expect to win Bing Lee's hand in marriage if she spends her nights here?

If my memory serves, it is the man who traditionally tries to win the hand of the lady.

It is desperate times, my dear husband, desperate times for our desperate single daughters.

Part of her is disappointed in Jane for not eloping,

and part of her feels the need to intervene in order to fast track this predestined marriage.

So it's safe to say she's up to something, something so diabolical,

nefarious, manipulative, mustache twirly.

What do evil women twirl?