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Thank you both for coming.
Emerald City needs all the heart and courage it can get right now.
Got your back, straw man. You can count on us.
Oh? You can count now, can you?
Oh, boy. Sounds like somebody needs an oil change.
What'd you do? Forget to prime your pump?
Oh, very brave. I think that crown has gone to your head.
- Can it, rust bucket! - Oh, how dare you!
I'll show you how! Come on, funnel-head! Let's go!
Clank, clank, clank! Anybody in here?
Oh, yeah. That just happened.
Break it up, you two knuckleheads. We're in a grave situation here!
- Ah, sorry. - Yeah.
- I-I guess we're all a little on edge, huh? - Copy that.
But with all of Oz at risk, I need you two to stand guard...
while I try to contact Dorothy.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! "Contact Dorothy"? How?
I'm a genius, remember?
But she's probably forgotten all about us by now.
Whoa, yeah. It's been a long time.
For us my friends, yes. But time in Oz passes differently than in her world.
It's been years since she destroyed the Wicked Witches,
but to her it's going to seem like only yesterday.
Well, let's hope she got a good night's sleep.
Now, you two keep an eye on that broomstick while I...
- Oh, too late! - Secure the chamber!
We've got to get through to Dorothy.
Dorothy. Scarecrow to Dorothy.
Come in, Dorothy. Come in, Dorothy.
Dorothy!
Toto.
We're home.
Em, over here. Look at this.
That twister took out everything in its path.
Knocked the house right off its foundation.
- Do you think we can fix it? - I don't know.
That's an awful lot of damage.
Uncle Henry!
Auntie Em?
Dorothy?
- Oh. - Dorothy.
It's not fair!
Oh, I know, sweetie.
It's not fair. But it's just a house.
If we have to find another one, we'll find another one.
- No. We can't just leave. - Dorothy,
we gotta face facts.
Look at the barn. Look at the house.
We'll have to have it all appraised, but we shouldn't get our hopes up.
Move back. Move back.
We need to create a halo of safety around this disaster area.
Thank you.
Excuse me. This is our home.
Your home.
A home is where you live. This is a disaster area.
Oh. Can this not be adjusted?
Then do it. Thanks so much.
- And who are you? - I'm the Appraiser.
Are you with the government? I didn't see a badge.
Don't be rude, Dorothy.
Oh, outspoken.
We're... government adjacent.
Hmm. Broken support beams, cracked concr...
Are you writing this down? Thank you.
Cracked concrete footing.
- Ah! - Hey!
- What do you think you're doing? - That thing was about to fall.
I probably just saved your life. But I don't need any recognition.
Just doing my job.
Now, I've made a thorough assessment,
and I'm afraid you'll have to vacate immediately.
- What? - Read this.
There's no reason to kick us out. We can fix it.
- Dorothy, hold on. - I'll fix it myself if I have to.
So sorry, but according to the state of Kansas,
the fate of this property is decided by me,
not some little girl.
Flea-bitten, dirty, possibly rabid...
You, do something useful.
You've got until...
sunset to vacate the premises.
Meet me at the shelter in town to sign the paperwork, or we'll be back to throw you out!
- Oh, oh... - Good seeing ya.
Well, that's that.
- Better start packing. - What? No!
You heard what the man said.
If he says the house is unsafe, I won't have you in it.
Who is he to decide that?
It's totally... it's-it's fixable.
These are grown-up decisions, Dorothy.
Sorry, but you're gonna have to leave this to us.
Well, I'm not leaving. This is our home.
Dorothy!
Let's give her a little time, Em.
She's been through a lot.
Anybody home?
Look, Toto, we can fix this.
Shh. You'll scare them.
Hmm.
Come on, sweetie.
Oh. Oh, how pretty.
Huh.
It must be some kind of optical illusion.
That's no illusion, Toto.
Run!
Help, Toto!
Help!
Dorothy!
- Hi, kiddo! - Scarecrow?
What is this? What's happening?
We're flying you back to Oz in a rainbow mover. I invented it.
- Show-off. - Cowardly Lion?
It's just Lion now.
- See? - Oh, my. - Dorothy.
Hi, Tin Man.
I am so overjoyed to see you.
You guys, dragging me into a giant rainbow really scared me.
I can only imagine how you must feel.
Trapped alone in a giant rainbow. Surrounded by colors.
It must be just horrible! Oh!
Ever since he got his heart, he's been all over the place.
I never had emotions before.
I just want to try them all out.
Dorothy, we don't have much time.
There's trouble in Oz, and only you... threatening the land...
and you are the only one who can stop...
What's that noise?
Hold that door!
- What's going on? - Hang on, Dorothy.
- We'll explain everything when you get here. - Where?
Emerald City! I-In the Wizard's chamber.
I smell flyin' monkeys!
- Oh, no. - Monkeys!
Dorothy. Scarecrow to Dorothy. Come in, Dorothy.
- The door... - Scarecrow to Dorothy.
Is starting to give!
I've lost contact with Dorothy. I can't get her back!
I can't hold it!
Time's up!
Aaah!
Hurry!
Come on!
Oof!
I can't believe it, Toto.
We're really back in Oz.
Wait. Scarecrow?
Scarecrow!
Oh, great.
Come on, Toto. We've got to get to Emerald City.
It sounds like the guys are in trouble.
If only Glinda were here. She'd know what to do.
Now, now. Oops.
No, don't push. I'm coming right along.
Please, if...
If you would just give me my wand back.
Oh, now, you don't want to do that.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Magic in the wrong hands can be a very dangerous thing.
Oh, Glinda.
Sweet Glinda.
Ah, the Jester.
I am so thrilled to have you as my guest.
I'm captivated.
Isn't it wonderful...
when two great powers as you and I...
meet face-to-face,
Peer-to-peer, toe-to-toe?
My, but you're... silly.
"Silly"? By "silly," surely you mean diabolical.
No?
You're laughing.
It's the costume, isn't it?
I know, I know. Hard to take me seriously.
It's my curse. Literally.
I can't take this off... ever.
My wicked sister did this to me with one of her funny little spells.
I knew your sister all too well.
I never knew she had a sense of humor.
It's not funny to me!
But now I'm ready to embrace a whole new role as ruler of Oz.
And you're gonna give me your Good Ozkeeping seal of approval.
But I don't approve.
The Land of Oz is already falling into ruin because of you.
No good can come from the reign of a fool.
Agh, Glinda.
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