Great Teacher Onizuka (グレート・ティーチャー・オニヅカ)

-Did you buy a new album? -No, I didn't.

White, nice.

Well, it's about time.

I'm kind of nervous.

Hey, pal!

You. You!

You, blondie.

You were looking up at that high school girl's panties, weren't you?

You should know better at your age. It's a crime.

You peeping pervert!

Give us your wallet...

...or we'll call the police after beating you up.

Now, here is the question:

Who is going to get killed?

Me, a pervert with a second-degree black belt...

...or the pathetic pair who are, unfortunately...

...trying to swindle money out of me?

Now, which is it?

Hey, Eikichi, where are you?

Oh, Ryuji. Thanks for picking me up!

Shit. I didn't realize it was this late.

Sorry, guys. Thanks for the money.

Next time you try to extort money, be careful.

-Let's go, Ryuji. -Wait!

It's not even funny to be late from day one. I'm gonna speed up.

Only today. Why do I need to give you a ride?

Come on. We are best buddies, aren't we?

It's been six years since we came out to Tokyo.

Now you are in charge of a store. What a change!

Look who's talking. I can't believe what you're doing.

About what?

Stupid! Student teaching, what else?

You, of all people, trying to be a teacher!

Student teaching! It gets me excited!

A bunch of innocent high school girls. I can't wait!

Onizuka-sensei, please explain this to me.

Where is it?

Right here.

What? Where?

Right here. Here.

Such good stuff could happen.

It's just out of this world! Seriously!

Okay, I see. Wow, that is amazing.

Right, isn't it amazing? So, please let me go today.

I'll be a public servant like you. I'll introduce a girl to you.

Now, you sign here.

That's why....

My adrenaline's always flowin'

So it feels like I'll overheat

Even if I explode and turn to ashes

I'll probably still be laughing Just like this

Blowing past the town To the ends of the world

Let's burn rubber And die together like lovers

Let's cut loose Until we reach our limit

So we can reach the horizon

Crash! Into the rolling morning

Flash! I'm in the coolest driver's high

Toward the best finish

Musashi-No-Kita High School

-See you. -Yeah.

There are boys too, but he only sees the girls.

Gosh, lively gals with super miniskirts everywhere. Good!

-Teacher! -Calm down, calm down.

Excuse me.

Underwear!

Aren't you a teacher?

Yes. Teacher. Right, I'm a teacher.

So, what do you need from the teacher?

Could you give me the ball at your feet?

What--? Oh, I didn't notice. Silly me!

-Here you go. -Thank you very much, teacher!

This is like a dream.

You already have your eye on someone?

Who is it?

Don't use such a threatening voice.

I am Hidero Osawa. I am a student teacher like you. How is it going?

Really? You too?

Third time? You're repeating student teaching so many times!

-Well, there are various reasons. -Various?

These, these.

13 girls the year before last. 20 last year, I gobbled.

Gobbled.... You mean the female students.

Hey, of course it was mutual.

Teach me. How did you...?

Well, there are all kinds of--

We're going to be late. Well, let's keep up.

In this career it is possible to marry a 16-year-old girl in your 40s.

In my 40s...16-year-old....

I will teach you the techniques later.

Master!

Student teaching is part of the college curriculum.

But our students won't view it that way. Please be cautious.

If you have questions, please ask your homeroom teacher.

Please don't get into trouble during the two-week period.

Though I feel somewhat responsible as a homeroom teacher...

...this class is quite a piece of work....

In my 40s, 16-year-old bride. In my 40s....

Welcome home, teacher! Would you like a bath? Or dinner?

Age 40

Oh, Yoriko!

Oh, no, not here. No, teacher!

Every man's dream. When I am 50, she's in her 20s.

When I'm 60, she is in her 30s.

The peak of her womanhood.

Here we are.

Good morning, everyone!

What a bunch of.... Where am I?!

16-year-olds-- What is this frumpy Long Skirt Legion?

Why aren't there teenagers with miniskirts and ganguro?

Onizuka-sensei, I will leave the rest to you.

What? Wait!

I am Onizuka.

I would like to enjoy the coming two weeks...

...with you.

You aren't listening. Bastards!

Damn it! What a bunch of turkeys!

I wanna kill them! If I didn't have an obligation as a teacher, I would--

What? What is it? What do you want from me?

A handshake? Of course, you want to make friends with me.

That's cute, though your face is not cute.

Good job, Takeda. Leader of harassing student teachers!

What is it, teacher? What are you holding?

-Are you gonna punch someone? -Hey, way to go!

Oh, no, are you gonna stop? Go ahead. Punch me.

Right here is fine. Do it hard.

If you do, I'm gonna run to the board of education!

We'll also talk to the media!

Teacher. Excessive corporal punishment!

The scoop from a real classroom.

That's a great idea!

What bad luck! Isn't Class O with a bunch of delinquents?

I can't stand it. I might kill them tomorrow.

Take it easy. I will send a cute girl along from my class.

What about you, Momoi?

Crappy! The worst bunch of weirdos!

They stare at me and up my skirt.

That's too bad.

In my class, the teacher is the worst.

He is pretty annoying.

The students in my class are all nice.

I didn't ask you.

I don't know how many are seriously thinking about becoming teachers.

But we shouldn't have much hope for education.

Kids nowadays are screwed up with bullying and drugs.

Teachers should keep their distance and collect their pay.

That's right. If you are too serious, you get screwed.

A quote from The Apology for Socrates by Plato:

"I believe that I don't know what I don't know.

This simple fact makes me superior."

This statement by Plato is--

Hey, hey, isn't that what Socrates said?

Making mistakes as if you were a teacher!

He is just a college student? Must be from a third-rate college.

What Socrates is saying....

Those bastards! Just mumbling away.

I wish I could kill them. Kill them!

-Does anyone understand? -Yes.

Oh, you....

Socrates says that humility in a truth seeker leads to...

...proper self-awareness.

Is that so? Wait. Oh, yeah. That is correct!

Thank you for yesterday. I am glad you came to our class.

I'm Nanako Mizuki. Please call me Nana.

TEACHER BANZAI

Oh, she is absolutely awesome.

She is out of this world!

-Stupid. -Onizuka there, Ryuji Danma!

Pay attention to what I have to say.

Well, I am sorry to put a damper on your story...

...but what Osawa might have a point.

What do you mean?

You are the dauntless and powerful Eikichi.

It's unreasonable to expect that you'd become a decent teacher.

I don't think all the young kids today are screwed up.

But if you get too involved...

...you might get yourself in trouble and get fired.

Finally, a path has opened up for me to become the greatest teacher.

Leave me alone. I will keep at it and succeed.

You used a stand-in to get your high school certification.

You should not be talking about it. I, the teacher, will get mad!

Dear sweet teacher....

I should hurry home to get ready for tomorrow.

You are Mizuki.

Teacher.

What are you doing here so late at night?

I had some trouble with my parents. So I ran away from home.

I don't have any place to go.

Ran away? Well, you....

Teacher, welcome home. A bath first? Or...?

A 16-year-old bride! I don't have to wait till I am 40.

Teacher, is anything wrong?

No, nothing.

Let me spend the night at your place.

TEACHER BANZAI

You must be hungry. Can you wait while I make sukiyaki for you?

The broth for sukiyaki is hard to perfect.

You have to be careful with the meat flavor.

Let me taste.

Teacher, I won't look.

Put some comfortable clothes on.