Dragon Ball Z: Bojack Unbound (ドラゴンボールZ 銀河ギリギリ!! ぶっちぎりの凄い奴)

The four phenomenal warriors, representing the four galaxies,

will be special participants in this, the Tenkaichi Grand Tournament,

being hosted by world-class multimillionaire Gyosan Money,

have just arrived on Earth!

Oh, my! Things have already become more exciting!

This is the first time I've ever seen an alien,

and I am quite impressed!

And so, let us ask some questions of Mr. Gyosan Money.

What is the Tenkaichi Grand Tournament, exactly?

My adorable, only son, Doll, badgered me for this, you see...

It is our present to him on his tenth birthday.

Papa, are there really going to be aliens?

Oh, of course.

This will be a raw battle between the most powerful Earthlings and aliens.

Papa is going to let you watch it from these special seats.

Doll, as long as you have money in this world, you can do anything!

P- Producer, could we ask you to elaborate?

The richest man in the world here, Mr. Gyosan Money,

is sponsoring the biggest martial arts tournament ever!

It's a tournament where,

regardless of age, gender, nationality, pro or amateur status,

the most powerful combat sportsmen in the whole wide world have been invited,

and they can battle with each other as hard as they want!

The winner will receive one hundred million zeni!

Runner-up prizes of tour packages for the entire family

to the hot springs resorts of the world will also be presented!

What's more, the winner will meet that hero

that saved humanity from the terror of the Cell Games,

something that my enormous wealth has made possible for the first time-

the right to challenge Mister Satan in the ring!

It's the ultra-gifted, most powerful combat sportsman on earth,

Mister Satan!

So Mr. Satan has become the one who defeated Cell, huh?

That's okay, I guess.

Break through the shining clouds, and fly away (fly away)

As a panorama spreads itself throughout my being!

The earth, having been kicked in the face, gets angry (angry)!

And makes one of its volcanoes explode!

If, within the thawed polar ice,

There is a dinosaur, then I want to train him to balance atop a ball.

CHA-LA-HEAD-CHA-LA

No matter what may happen, I feel as though nothing can bother me,

CHA-LA-HEAD-CHA-LA

However hard your chest pounds, the Genki Dama will roar!

CHA-LA-HEAD-CHA-LA

The emptier your head is, the more room there is to pack with dreams,

CHA-LA-HEAD-CHA-LA

With a cheerful face and an Ultra-Z, today is ai-yai-yai-yai-yai...

Sparking!

"The Galaxy at its Threshold!! A Phenomenally Awesome Guy"

There are exactly 200 contestants here from all over the world,

confident enough in their abilities to gather at the Tenkaichi Grand Tournament.

With the chance to challenge the hero Mister Satan on the line,

the preliminaries are already being held

across eight different battle stages at once!

Each stage has 25 contestants fighting it out in a Battle Royale format,

and only the last remaining fighter from each will advance to the semifinals!

As for an explanation to the rules,

contestants who fall from the battle stage into the sea below,

get knocked out, or give up, are eliminated.

However, one cannot, of course, kill another opponent.

Also, the use of weapons is grounds for disqualification.

I wonder who I should take with me on my tour

of the hot springs of the world.

Gohan-chan!

Gohan-chan, stick it to them!

Huh? Gohan has entered? But he's a Super Saiyan!

N- not Piccolo, too!

I don't suppose Trunks is here as well, is he?

If it was just Yamucha and Tenshinhan,

I figured this could have turned out.

Chichi-san, I'm surprised you let Gohan-kun enter.

Gohan-chan does nothin' but study day in and day out.

If he doesn't keep his strength up, it'll be all for nothin'.

I was thinkin' it wouldn't be so bad to let him relax once in a while.

Is that right? That's parental love for you.

I wanted to take a tour of the world's hot springs

together with the rest of the family,

and here Trunks had just come back from the future

to report that he had defeated No. 17 and No. 18,

so this is a golden opportunity for us!

What's Vegeta doin'?

That man is useless! It's almost as if he's lost the desire to fight,

and he spends his days just thinking about stuff.

That's because of Goku-sa dyin'.

Ten-san, go get them!

You too, Kuririn, as long as we're at it.

Oolong, there aren't any pichi-pichi gals around!

Gramps, what are you looking at?

We came to watch a martial arts tournament, right?

We don't need to watch

to know that Gohan or Trunks is obviously going to win, don't we?

That's why I'm on the lookout for gals with D-cups and T-back thongs!

There they are!

"Bounce"

"Jiggle"

This is even more incredible than the Tenkaichi Tournament!

You wish you could enter, huh?

But you're a dead man now.

A fight between Gohan and Trunks is sure to be awesome!

I never would have thought that Gohan and those guys would enter.

And here I borrowed money to take a plane here.

I was going to earn a hundred million zeni, too.

It looks like Yamucha-san doesn't feel like fighting at all.

There's no helping him, huh?

He's given up on winnin', after all.

That's right. He can't beat Trunks.

Or Gohan-chan, either!

Disqualified!

Over already?

A long time ago,

Father also entered the Tenkaichi Tournament and worked on his skills,

so that goes for me, too!

Contestant Son Gohan has passed the preliminaries!

Contestant Trunks has passed the preliminaries!

How come?

Contestant Kuririn has passed the preliminaries!

Contestant Piccolo has passed the preliminaries!

Contestant Tenshinhan has passed the preliminaries!

What!?

Contestant Dosukoi, Contestant Udo, and Contestant Kung Foon have passed!

Mister Satan,

having seen the preliminaries, what are your impressions?

N- none of them have had enough training...

The semifinals will consist of the eight contestants

"Dosukoi vs Kung Foon" "Piccolo vs Kuririn" "Tenshinhan vs Trunks" "Udo vs Son Gohan"

The semifinals will consist of the eight contestants

The semifinals will consist of the eight contestants

who passed through the preliminaries fighting one-on-one against each other.

With Piccolo as my opponent, luck is not on my side.

Geez, this is the worst!

The first match of the semifinals will be a fight

between Contestant Son Gohan and Contestant Udo.

What is this, a kid as my opponent? This isn't my day.

Hey, kid!

I'm not holding back on you, just because you're little, got it?

Right, understood!

What? Jerk me around, will you?

Why, you...

Attaboy, Gohan-chan!

The second match of the semifinals will be a fight

between Contestant Trunks and Contestant Tenshinhan.

Trunks! I'm not letting you go easy on me!

Right!

T- they're floating in mid-air!

It looks that way to me, too!

Kiko-ho!!

M- Mister Satan, how can this be?

Hmph! I- it's all tricks!

Like the quick costume changes in a Kabuki play!

Something like that!

W- what are those guys doing at a dinky tournament like this?

Sheesh, how worthless!

Contestant Trunks wins!

I- I have to do something!

My, Mister Satan, you're looking pale.

M- my stomach hurts! Yow-ow-ow-ow!

This won't do! Producer, take Mister Satan to the dispensary.

I- I'll go by myself. I- I'll be right back...

Yow-ow-ow-ow!

I'd better just go on and scram.

They say that only fools rush in where angels fear to tread, after all...

Oh, it's Mister Satan!

Satan! Satan!

T- this is no time for me to be doing this!

The third match of the semifinals

will be between Contestant Kuririn and Contestant Piccolo.

Piccolo wouldn't use his Makankosappo blast on me, would he?

Piccolo-san! Good luck! Piccolo-san!

Gohan doesn't need to be cheering Piccolo on.

After all, there's no way Kuririn can win.

Dammit!

If this is how it's going to be, then I'm going to go out big!

What's with that indifferent stance!?

He's doing that to make a fool of me! He's definitely making a fool of me!

Piccolo!!

I thought there were going to be some guys here with a little fortitude.

I'm not about to stay here and hang around with you any longer.

As a result of Contestant Piccolo forfeiting the match,

Contestant Kuririn wins!

Lucky! Bonus, bonus!

Contestant Dosukoi narrowly turns the tables and wins!

The four contestants who will proceed to the finals have been decided!

Kaio-sama, what's the situation?

Oh, Gohan and the others are winning their way through smoothly.

I suppose they would be, huh?

Good grief, there's no way my pupils could beat those outrageous guys...

I made it! There's the exit!

Mister Satan!

The dispensary is that way. This way is the exit to Battle Island.

That's fine! My stomachache is chronic...

It would be best if I had my personal physician look at me.

B- but what about Mr. Money?

It's all right, it's all right, I'll be right back.

I'll just dash on over the bridge, here, and then dash on... dash on...

Huh?

Am I starting to get dizzy, too?

It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! The bridge is gone!

Satan! Satan!

For the finals, we're relocating the arena to Battle Island II.