Cocktail 2 (कॉकटेल २)

Welcome back to The Cocktail Sessions on Mad For Music Radio.

Next is an all-time favorite, "Tumhi Ho Bandhu."

We literally ordered chili cheese toast with ragi bread.

And this is not ragi.

Here, look at me.

Are you even a chef?

We didn't pay 750 rupees for this!

- I told you all… - It's crazy!

We didn't come here to…

Taste test?

Raghu?

Bite.

Clearly.

That's clearly maid a.

- You're absolutely right. - Yeah.

It's gonna take about ten minutes because, you know, ragi needs its time.

Yeah.

Take your time.

And…

Till then, what are you gonna do for me?

- For us! - Yeah. Us.

For the table, on the house…

Something really spicy?

I love spicy.

Spicy?

Doesn't look like she can handle it.

Hey! I can handle it.

You can? Okay then.

Especially for the table, our very own…

Gluten-free,

sugar-free,

lactose-free,

- raw… - Stop.

Golgappas.

- Golgappas? - You have those?

It's not on the menu.

- Okay, okay. - But it's going to be a rage very soon.

- Just two minutes. - Okay.

Be right back. Thank you for your patience, ladies.

Listen to me now.

Move with the groove and listen to me

I ain't lying, I speak honestly.

There's nobody else quite like us.

We Punjabis are built differently.

Our style comes packed With swagger and heat.

We dance all night to every beat.

Never stop and never feel defeat.

- Hello. - Hi, baby.

Don't be late. Eight o'clock means eight o'clock.

You picked up the kurta from the dry cleaner, right?

Yeah, I'm heading there right now.

The dry cleaner closes at six o'clock.

I've got that sorted, baby.

He'll be open until eight. I'll see you there.

Okay, baby. I'm headed to the salon.

Call me if you need anything, okay?

Why would I need anything? I'm a…

I'm a grown man.

I can handle my own clothes.

Bye.

Love you, darling.

Hey!

Help me put on the jacket.

That's not for sale. It's only for display.

You bring people to my restaurant without reservations too.

I do make adjustments, don't I?

Should I stop doing that?

Chotu, take the pants off.

Not yours, idiot. Take off his pants.

You're cute.

Shall we?

This kurta isn't yours.

Of course it's mine, baby.

Let's go.

You forgot, didn't you?

Tell me, I won't eat you alive.

But anyway…

It looks good on you.

Couldn't risk it.

But you could eat me alive, you know? I'm quite delicious.

Really?

Yeah.

Baby, I don't want to go.

Come on, let's go. We'll dance with everyone.

All the uncles will ask, "Married yet?"

Now you two, hurry up and get married.

Yes, Aunty.

You always say, "Yes, Aunty," and dodge the question!

Kunal, when will you be a groom?

We're practically married, Uncle. Only the wedding rituals are left.

Then go ahead and do the rituals too. What's stopping you?

What are you two waiting for?

Yes, Aunty. You go.

Aunty!

Weddings are expensive, Uncle. You know how it is.

Think of how many vacations that money could pay for.

Right, Diya?

He's joking, Uncle. We're very happy where we are.

Where are you? Tell me, where are you?

Answer.

We're practically married, Aunty.

We've already done everything

married couples do.

Just the wedding is pending.

Emotionally and physically, we're already married.

- Shut up, Kunal. - Rascal.

Drink a little less, please.

I just started.

- Good one! - That was a good one!

Where are Adi and Ruhi?

I don't think they're coming.

Don't tell anyone,

but I heard they're splitting up.

Why?

They seemed like a happy couple.

Adi was a little too happy, apparently.

- He found happiness elsewhere too. - Come on, dude.

What are you saying? Think before you speak.

Not another affair, guys.

Ruhi found chats on his phone.

He was planning a "business trip" with an intern.

To Bangkok!

Oh, man! Why bother getting married if this is how you're going to be?

- Just stay single and have fun. - True.

You know, I just didn't expect Adi to be like this. It's…

What an idiot!

Who would even save chats like these?

Excuse me?

So he's not an idiot for cheating, but for getting caught?

No, baby.

This wasn't some heat-of-the-moment thing.

He obviously planned this.

Such terrible planning!

He didn't even delete the chats from his phone!

I agree.

Honestly, baby,

if I ever cheated…

You'd never find out.

I'm telling you guys.

I swear, I'm very smart.

Kunal…

Wanna get slapped?

No. That's why I'd plan better.

Baby… the volume's too loud.

If you can't handle your drinks, why drink so much?

Baby, I think the booze was dodgy.

You know my capacity.

Weak buzz? Blame the booze. Strong buzz? Blame the booze.

Funny how the booze is always the problem!

Baby, what's with you this morning?

Do you have any idea what you say when you're drunk?

I was so embarrassed yesterday.

What did I say?

"If I ever cheated, she'd never find out."

Why? Are you planning to cheat on me?

No, baby.

I was just joking.

I just meant…

Adi can be so stupid!

WhatsApp!

If his stupidity is what surprises you, then just say he's stupid!

Who actually brags about being better at cheating on their girlfriend?

I was just saying…

I'm smarter than Adi.

And you're more trusting than Ruhi.

So, if something ever happened...

Just hear me out.

If something ever happened, you'd never find out.

Baby, the key word is "if."

You really think that could happen to us?

Are you crazy?

Our relationship is so strong.

You're so sweet, my love.

The booze was definitely dodgy.

WhatsApp!

Ruhi?

Nice guys don't exist, Diya.

If you don't mind me asking…

Were things between you already bad, or did this come as a surprise?

You've seen us.

Did we ever look unhappy?

We've been together for six years, Diya.

He asked me to marry him.

He proposed…

And if he had to cheat,

he could've done it before getting married.

I would've yelled, fought,

and then accepted he was done.

You and Kunal can still discuss things when something goes wrong.

I mean, Kunal is a green forest.

He doesn't even flirt.

Is he a cheater?

Is he a cheater?

Is he a cheater?

Cheater, cheater, cheater…

Yeah, baby?

Baby!

Listen, I'll be late tonight.

I'm going to the gym after work.

Why? You played football just this morning.