The first 200 lines.
I think I made a mistake.
Why do you have to finish it?
You answer me please.
Just answer me.
Why do you have to finish it?
You can't come to your...
To your...
Jess, I love you most, okay?
Please, someone.
Anyone, if you know anything about her disappearance.
What's up, minions?
DropTheMike here at the Pasadena suicide bridge.
How awesome is this?
In 1913, the bridge was built and since then,
100 people have leapt to their deaths,
the most famous of which is Myrtle Ward.
Myrtle Ward is famous for having tossed her infant
off this bridge and jumping shortly thereafter
so that they could spend the afterlife together forever.
Isn't that sweet?
In a remarkable twist of fate, thick branches
slowed the infant's fall to the ground
and it landed mostly unharmed.
Myrtle wasn't so lucky though and people say
that you can still hear her ghost wandering
beneath the bridge at night,
searching for her newborn child.
All right, guys.
That's it for this installation.
I am DropTheMike,
subscribe to my channel.
I post sick and twisted new videos every other...
What's up, minions?
It's DropTheMike here.
Some of you sick bastards have been asking me
for special behind the scenes extras.
Well follow me this way,
if you dare.
This is my little baby.
Little J Dahmer.
Hey, hey, do your impersonation of a strangulation victim.
Mwah.
And right over here is my always effervescent fiance, Jess.
Say hi to the multitudes, baby.
All right as you can see, Jess is an incredibly talented
artist right over here.
She's also a nurse on the west side of Los Angeles.
A truly noble career path if I do say so myself,
unlike yours truly.
Hey, so my followers have a few questions for you.
Wanna answer them?
Yes, you do.
Yes, you do.
Oh, come on, come on,
don't do this to me.
Loosecanon99 wants to know
do you approve of what Mike does?
Ugh,
no.
I haven't seen one of his films in a while.
They're just unsettling for my taste, you know?
But he loves what he does and it keeps him off drugs, so.
So she thinks.
Okay, get out of here.
I got work to do.
Ow!
Ladies and gentlemen and everything in between,
this is my inner sanctum.
This is where my wicked brew is concocted
and the witch stirring the visual pot
is none other than my editor and occasional cohort,
the amazing Nic.
Say hi to the minions, Nic.
She loves me.
After each shoot, the DP and I unload all of our video
and sound cards to her and she has carte blanche
to edit them as she sees fit.
And of course, last but not deceased,
is my DP, which is Director of Photography
for your idiots out there, and very best friend.
The one and only Christopher.
Hey, Chris, turn the camera around and show them
your ugly mug, okay?
Gotcha, didn't I?
No, this is not Christopher.
This is Fred the Head.
He's great, isn't he?
Okay, Chris, we can show you now.
We can introduce you.
Okay give me the camera, good.
Separated at birth?
I think so.
You're such a dick.
Stop!
Talk about good head,
right, friend?
Stop, Nic!
God, will you guys get out of here?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I'm gonna cut...
What's up, minions?
Okay, really, all joking aside, I just had
an incredible phone call with the super popular
clothing store, Haute Gothic.
They just told me that if I can get 50,000 subscribers
by the end of Halloween weekend, they're gonna sponsor me
a whopping $250,000.
That is 250 grand, people!
It's incredible.
Okay, so this is where you come in.
I need you to comment below and tell me
what horrifying locations you think I should do
a super scary Halloween edition vlog, okay?
It's gonna be sick.
If you don't do it, Fred the Head will be so sad.
Love you guys and I'll see you later.
DropTheMike out.
What's up, minions?
Bet you're wondering what I'm doing
in this seemingly peaceful middle class street.
Sweet costume, dude.
Uh, excuse me, I'm Michael Myers.
I may look like a troll doll, but I'm Michael Myers.
Many people don't know this, but real life
serial killer David Olmos dumped one
of this many victims' dead bodies in this street.
It was in this exact spot that the neighbors found
her dismembered body in a trash can the next morning.
Oh my God, Chris.
Chris.
She's still here.
Oh, it was too soon.
She was so innocent, it's so...
oh, that feels real good.
Oh, this wig is real itchy.
Anyways, two weeks ago, I asked you guys to tell me
where you thought that I should shoot
my Halloween vlog coming up, sponsored by Haute Gothic.
Shhh.
The response was overwhelming I couldn't believe
how much you guys wanted to see me at the winning location,
which is the Lenox Hotel.
Per your requests, I'm gonna be spending the entirety
of Halloween weekend there with my crew.
The hotel happens to be where Night Crawler, David Olmos,
lived and is also where a tourist, Meghan Kim,
famous for her elevator video recently met
her untimely demise.
We're shooting the entirety of the vlog there.
And we have an expert here to tell us more
about this petrifying place.
That person is.
My friend and haunted hotel historian, Wallace Fleischer,
author of the book "The Many Curses of Hotel Lenox."
Please join me in welcoming the one and only,
the singular sensation, Wallace Fleischer.
Good evening, sire.
Thank you very much.
I'm not gonna kiss your hand, you're not wearing a ring.
But Wallace, thank you very much for having us
into your home today, we appreciate it.
You're more than welcome, Mike.
Hi, Chris.
Hi, Wallace.
So why did you write about Hotel Lenox?
I began to understand why it was so frightening
after I learned more about its sordid history.
The Hotel Lenox is downtown LA near where
Skid Row area is.
They changed the name of the hotel many times
over the years because of its very bad reputation,
especially what happened a few months ago
with the hotel, which I'll go into in a moment.
It was built in 1927,
there were 123
people who were either murdered or killed themselves
in this hotel.
Now, the infamous David Olmos.
Ah, yes.
- The Night Crawler. - The Night Crawler.
He stayed on the 14th floor in 1985.
Managed to murder 14 people.
He lured people into his room, mostly prostitutes,
which then he would dismember.
But not before he had completely stripped their bodies,
tortured them, and had sex with their dead bodies.
The neighbors, they'd heard this humming sound at night
of the electric hacksaw but they didn't know
what it was for so no one ever said anything.
Wow!
A devil worshiper.
How cliche.
Yes, that's a satanic symbol of Babylon.
Follow Satan, you will.
So all joking aside,
could you tell us what happened
to David Olmos?
Well, he cut his throat in jail.
Wow, I think this sets the stage beautifully.
I wanna thank Wallace Fleischer for enlightening us
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