30 Nights of Paranormal Activity With the Devil Inside the Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

30.Nights.Of.Paranormal.Activity. With.The.Devil.Inside.The.Girl. With.The.Dragon.Tattoo.2013.DVDRiP.XViD-SML English SRT Subtitles - UF (v1.00)

It's about to come, it's about to come, it's about to come.

In your face, in your hair.

I can't believe you bid $1200 for this.

I have a really good feeling about this. Trust me.

Yes, you bought this all

And now you're rollin'in this heap

But you paid You paid

You paid for this dirty Berber rug

Which isn't actually so bad...

...because I think you can get these stains out with a little club soda.

- This is all worthless. - Keep looking. We'll find something.

Bingo.

This is ridiculous, Michelle, it's such a waste of time.

What's that?

"Found footage" that we found.

Wouldn't it be amazing if it was one of those celebrity sex tapes and we could sell.

Oh, my God, oh, my God. Put it in.

All right.

Carlsbad Police, what's your emergency?

Five.

Excuse me?

Five.

Five.

Five what, ma'am?

Five dollar footlong

- Ma'am, what's your emergency? - I'm a man, douche bag.

My voice is altered because I've got eight demons in me...

... all taking turns to speak.

- Anyway, I killed five people. - I'm sorry?

I served them six-inch tuna subs that I wiped my ass with.

- They all died from toxoplasmosis. - Who?

The entire cast ofThe Artist including that dog Uggie.

What?

Send the police, jerk-off.

And if you're hungry, I still have half a sandwich left.

The Carlsbad community was leveled by tragedy today...

... as three clergy members were found dead.

At 11:47 p.m. In the evening...

... there was a call into our office in a facsimile...

... saying that there may have been or might be a murder situation.

But we cannot confirm or deny that the cast of the film The Artist...

... has been murdered in the basement of this house.

I, myself, am not a fan of the film. Didn't really get it.

Hi, my name is Dana Rosti and we're shooting a documentary.

Why are you shooting a documentary?

Well, when I was 10 years old...

...my father murdered some people in our basement.

And I just found out that he murdered them while an exorcism was being performed.

On him.

By clowns.

Without his pants.

I'm sorry, can we stop for a second?

After six months of going to trial, my dad was proven not guilty...

... based on insanity, but I didn't believe that.

Wait a minute.

Yeah!

It's the Olympics.

Hello.

How about a five-way?

A year later, he was transferred to one of the top psychiatric facilities in the world.

Which happens to be in Italy, which is, like, in a whole other country.

- Are we recording? - We're on.

- And this is camera one? - Yeah.

And this is camera two?

And this is the Steadicam.

And this is my 3D camera?

And this is my motion-capture camera?

Okay.

Let's do this.

You came on a very good day today, Miss Rosti.

Your father is in very high spirits.

Italy had cutting-edge equipment, brilliant doctors.

I need three CCs of marinara, stat.

So listen, there's a good chance he might not even remember you.

- Okay. - Don't take offense to that.

- It's just part of the disease. - Right.

Okay.

Let's just go with one camera, okay? Great.

Dad? Do you remember me?

Connect the dots.

Connect the dots. Connect the dots. Connect the dots.

- Connecticut. - No, dumb-ass.

Connect the dots.

I'd rather play Candy Land or Jenga or something...

I'd rather play Connect the Dots and Dana Shut Up.

Okay.

Great. Now, give me your phone.

- What? - Give me your phone.

Give me your phone. Give me your phone.

- I'm getting it out of my purse. - Give me your phone.

And:

You just bought me two Taiwanese hookers for the price of one on Croupon.

Listen, I came here because I have to tell you something really important.

- Dad. - Now, get out of here.

I ain't got time for you no more.

"Out," he said. Away with you.

Out. I'm a pretty princess.

- Say it! - You're a pretty princess.

- Louder! - You okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Finally. Ling Mi One and Ling Mi Two.

Who's sitting on my face first?

Since that day, I never went back to see my old man.

While I was building a career, I was looking for the man of my dreams.

And I found him...

... the way all attention-seeking narcissist slut-bags do.

Dana.

That's me. That's not you guys.

Okay, here. Just hold that. That's for you. Okay.

Will you accept this rose?

I would love to.

Okay.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- Want this? Yeah, oh, ride that donkey. - Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Join in, dude. Join in. Come on.

Aaron and I fell in love and got married three months later.

He had a beautiful 2-year-old daughter named Liz.

And a New York strip for you, young lady. Oh, I forgot.

It was just a matter of time before I picked up the whole mothering thing.

- It's good. - All right.

Can't have a steak without your steak knife.

- Good girl. - Good girl.

Yummy.

Okay, eat up, ducky, they're starving in Africa.

Liz grew up so fast.

She was your typical teenage daughter with a few issues to work out.

Oh, no, honey, now, don't. Don't...

We had Jonah about a year ago.

People say we're overprotective, but I don't really see it.

Our family was growing...

... so it was time to move out of our cramped one-bedroom rental...

... that we shared with the 12-member Rodriguez family.

After an exhaustive search...

... I found that the house I grew up in was available.

This is amazing. It's so peaceful here, honey.

I know, sweetheart. Another big milestone for the Galen family.

Okay. Let's do this.

Okay.

Welcome to the new house, everyone.

Well, this is my beautiful daughter coming down our new stairs.

There is my little man with my favorite gal. Hello, sweetie.

Okay.

This house will work. I just took the biggest dump upstairs.

Felipe.

- Yes, missus? - It's time for Jonah's bath.

Oh, no, no, no. Sorry, not tonight, missus.

Just kidding.

Baby, come over here. If I may propose a little toast?

- Very romantic. - Oh, well, thank you.

To nothing but beautiful memories in our new home.

Oh, babe.

- I love you. - I love you.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

Make sure you record every moment. This is gonna be riveting to watch.

I just wanna document our first full week in this house.

I'll edit it later.

It's all part of the master plan, babe. I'm gonna do it at the same time.

It's so... Text.

- Yes. - What?

I got the meeting.

- Honey, that's wonderful. - I know.

Oh, they wanna schedule for next week.

Oh, baby, I'm so proud of you.

This is a big deal, honey. It's the Umbrella Corporation.

If I get this, I won't have to consult for anyone again.

And you won't have to work the corners anymore.

Oh, baby, you've worked so hard for this.

Thank you.

Hey, you feel like christening the new house?

Well, the kids are asleep.

- You know how to turn me on. - Yeah? Wanna move some boxes, baby?

Oh, the only box I'm interested in is yours.

Either one of you losers might wanna take care of this.

You should get out.

Mommy and Daddy are playing gardener.

Order a pizza.

Mushrooms?

Green peppers and mushrooms.

First full night in this house, total awesomeness.

Let me get this here.

There we go.

What? What? What is this mess? Who tossed around all the furniture?

Liz, what the hell happened here?

Don't know. I was just about to post my nudes on Twitter...

...and then I came in here and saw this.

Baby? Dana?

What the hell? Who redecorated the room?

You know, it's actually pretty nice, in a retro kind of way.

Honey, it looks like Neil Patrick Harris threw up in here.

Oh, for chrissakes.

Oh, my God.

Wait. What?

Dana doesn't know how to cook. Where did all this food come from?

Aaron, what the hell is going on here?

Yeah, Dad, this is fucking weird.

But for some reason, I wanna shoot it.

I don't know what this is either. Could be your classic suburban burglar...

...or a practical joke by Martha Stewart.

You're wrong on both counts.