Disco Singh

"Disco Singh"

"Disco Singh"

Who's the idiot whose phone is ringing ? Turn it off!

You people stick to your mobile phones all the time.

It causes cancer !

Put it on silent mode!

Okay ! Ready ! Come into the mood ! Roll sound !

Sir, one minute. - Yes.

I wanted to ask you, sir, if...

Can I sit down ?

I mean... Sweety...

Can I touch her ?

What are you saying, Mr. Laatu ?

You can even hug her if you want.

Really 7

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Are you sure ?

Roll sound ! - One minute. One minute.

Sir... I know that this is a dream. But still, it's my duty to ask.

Are you sure I can do it ? She won't mind ?

Laatu, you're the producer...

singer and the star of the album.

“My would she mind ?

Say it again.

Laatu, you're the producer...

singer and the star of the album.

“My would she mind ?

Come on.

Okay ! Heady, everyone !

Get into the mood. I'm going to take. Okay ?

Roll round ! One, two, three, four!

"You've finally com e."

"You've called me on a date."

"I got all decked up and came."

"You brought a friend along, silly."

"You should have come alone."

"Baby, don't give me excuses."

"Baby, please consider my feelings."

"Baby, don't give me excuses."

"I got admitted to the tuitions that you are in."

"I sat on the last bench and saved a seat for you."

"Saved a seat for you."

"I got admitted to the tuitions that you are in."

"I sat on the last bench and saved a seat for you."

"Listen, you studious girl. Think of me too."

"Baby, don't give me excuses."

"Baby, please consider my feelings."

"Baby, don't give me excuses."

"You just say'hello'to me while hug the others."

"You just say'hello'to me while hug the others."

"You roam about with your dog, that too a pug."

"You wear nice jewelry."

"Tell m e the truth . Vllhere did you steal it from ?"

"You given me high hopes."

"Don't forget the promises that you make to me."

"Baby, don't give me excuses."

"Baby, please consider my feelings."

"Baby, don't give me excuses."

You won't agree. Go ahead.

Let me see what you do now.

Come out.

Something else comes out. Where's my phone ?

Hello.

It's your boss.

Brother, which number are you calling from ?

Forget that. Why did you take so long to answer ?

Actually, I was peeing. That's why it took long.

I won't do it again.

I mean I won't take so long to answer the phone.

Stop your nonsense. Tell me where you are.

Brother, you had asked me to keep an eye on Jarnel.

I swear. I'm standing outside his gate, watering his plants.

"Who splashed the color green on me ?"

"It killed me."

"It killed me."

Brother is so forgetful.

He assigns a job to me and then forgets about it.

What are you looking for ?

Bring your hand forward, brother.- Why?

Please bring your hand forward. - What's the matter ?

Here it is. - What's this ?

Hand sanitizer. You didn't wash your hands after peeing.

Please apply...- I don't want it.

Do you know how many germs it contains ?

Bring your hands forward. They'll be clean. Please.

I don't want it. I don't want it.

You shouldn't use it either. Stop behaving like that.

We're goons and not dancers who have to perform on stage.

But what's the problem, brother ?

If you look clean and fragrant...

it creates a good impression on others.

Do you know that ?

We need to kill people and not kiss them.

And no one is going to tell us, "Brother, you look good."

"Hug mefirsi and then slap me."

Presently, you're working with the most dangerous...

don in town, Bhupinder Singh.

Be a man. Do you understand ?

And stop talking in Hindi.

Talk in Punjabi. It creates a good impression.

God, what are You avenging me for ?

Did I steal Your offerings that You don't answer my prayers ?

I just had two tiny dreams.

I sang at prayer meetings and weddings, collected money...

with great difficulty and recorded a CD.

I thought that my CD would be a hit and I would become a star.

I would get out of a rented apartment and live in a bungalow.

I would roam about in cars. I would feel good.

But only five CDs were sold, four of which were taken by policemen...

...to give third degree torture to criminals.

One CD was bought by someone who values talent.

He understands music.

If I find him, I'll touch his feet. I'll thank him.

Thank you, brother. You purchased my CD.

My second dream was...

...to shoot at least one video from my CD solo...

along with Sweaty.

I'll dance with her.

She'll be the heroine and I would be the hero.

But You didn't let that dream come true even in my dream.

Sweety slaps me even over there.

But it's enough now.

How long will I keep convincing myself that...

when my fate is bad, no one can do anything ?

Do some miracle, Lord.

Please send a messiah.

Look at this.

It removes stains and doesn't melt much.

Use the soup 307. Should I eat it ?

It's sweet.

Hey, he has come?

He has come.

Stop, stop.

Open it.

Welcome.

Not h ere?

Which room is brother in ?

Come here.

He's not here.

What is it?

Sorry, sir.

We can't help it. We couldn't find a man in such a big car.

You..

Come on.

Idiots. You're standing like fools. Are we taking a group photo here ?

Hing the bell.

Zarnel, come out.

Brother, it's not Zarnel. It's Jarnel.

Are you his secretary ? "It's not Zarnel. It's Jarnel."

Open the door !

I won't. I'll never open it.

Break open the door.

Okay, then. Please move on the side. You might get hurt.

Hey !Catch him !- Stop !

We want to talk to you ! - Ill-mannered !

You idiot!

I gave you 24 hours time, and instead of repaying me...

you're making plans against me ?

You'll call father ?

You'll complain against me ?

Brother, please forgive me.

Brother, I'll do whatever you say.

You mean you'll do whatever I say. - Yes, brother.

And what if you don't do it ?

Then you can do whatever you want with me, brother.

All right. Stand up.

Put your hands up.

Now fly.

Brother, how can I fly ? - Why ? Don't you have wings ?

Brother, I mean even a great and powerful man like you can't do this.

Don't try to butter me up, idiot. I don't like it.

Fly and show me!

Fly and show me!

Brother, tell me to do something that you can also do.

I see. Now you'll compete with me.

Fine. Do one thing. Tell methe name of my aunt who lives in Jalandhar.

Aunt?

Brother, how would I know your aunt's name ?

But I know it. Your lifelines are over.

Lifeline, brother.

Do you know the name of my aunt who lives in Jalandhar ?

Then keep your mouth shut.

Oh,God!

He shot me!

I shot by mistake. Someone quieten him up.

I won't survive today. Help me.

You got hurt.

Hello. Yes, Pammi.

Why did you take so long to answer the phone ?

Where are you ? - At work.

When are you coming home ?

Pammi, I'll take sometime. I have some important work to do.

Do the rest tomorrow.

It's a murder, Pammi. A murder.

I'm not knitting that I can leave it and complete the rest tomorrow.

And think about the victim. He won't wait till tomorrow.

I've been fasting since morning for your long life.

But you won't care about that.

So sweet, Pammi. You never let me forget.

I very well rem ember what the occasion is today.