Mamma mia, che impressione!

Mamma Mia, What an Impression!

The characters in this film are fictional.

Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental.

Scopino! ("Toilet brush!")

Scopino!

Scopino!

Scopino of Urban Trash! Good morning, Scopi!

Go to work, sweep it! So early every morning?

- What? - Have you swept all the garbage yet?

- I think so, why? - Come here a sec.

Do me a favor. Come and see?

Run, run, run, run!

- Can you tell me what you want? - Are you sure you nabbed everything?

- Yes! - You see that? Look, what is it?

- I see nothing. - But how? You have it in front of you.

- What's this? A watermelon peel? - But where? - There!

Right in front of my window. Come, take two steps forward.

Not that far. You passed it. Go back a little.

Come back!

I tell you one step and you take three. Turn yourself around.

- Turn around! Like a round dance! - Turn around!

Not from there, here! In front of my window.

- Do you see it now? - But what is it?

I don't know. Looks like a watermelon rind. Look down! If you see me, you don't see it!

- This? - Yes! - Can't you see it's a melon?

- Melon? - What do you want from me? - I? Did I ask you what?

Is it my fault I took a melon from a rind early in the morning?

Is it possible that you always make us get up at dawn?

You talk to flowers, sing, and now you argue with the broom!

- When will we be able to sleep?! - Arturo, come inside! - That's enough!

That's enough! We must stop! It saps our will to live!

- More than enough! - Good morning...

Good morning, you also get started early like me?

- One, two, three and four. - One, two... And four.

Two, three, four.

- One, two, three and four. - One, two, three and four.

- One, two, three and four. - One, two, three and four.

- One, two, three and four. - One, two, three and four.

One, two, three and four.

- Good morning, Professor. - Good morning.

- Do re makes me sol si la do... - Yes, yes.

- Do re makes me just give it... - Very good. Good.

Yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

I forgot...

This story every morning!

Yes, yes!

Yes, yes!

I count the times too, professor! Do re makes me...

There are guards there!

The portcullis, mortacci!

Pull me down!

Imbeciles!

- Good morning, Don Isidoro. - You're hiding! You didn't show up.

Not even yesterday did you come to the choir. What are you doing?

- Fortune tellers. - Whatever, but an hour to rehearse, you must!

- You don't know an ending note! - I know! In four octaves!

Three! Alleluia!

Mamma Mia! Your voice always impresses me.

- Is it three? It seemed like four. - You have to come and try! Come!

- I'm coming, but I have a lot to do. - For what? What trouble are you up to?

I'm making trouble? The others foist it on me.

- Walk! Walk! - It hurts!

What are you doing? The bishop's already called me three times because of you.

- What are you doing? Don't you know? - One thing I can't tell you now.

One day I'll tell him. It's a beautiful thing like heaven.

- Leave heaven alone and come and try. - Yes, I'll come!

But now I'm busy! I have to go! Ouch! Maie me!

- I'll come, don't worry! Three times! - Don't hang around! Watch out!

- Don't worry! See you later! - Alberto!

- Don't mess it up! - See you later! Rest assured!

Eh, take it easy!

- Hi there! Stop there! - What's up?

I am, sir. Excuse the disorder. Could do me a favor...

That will cost you nothing? - Tell me.

Could you get down without leaning on the railing?

- How do I do it without leaning? - Give me your hand and I'll show you.

Come down slowly, without fear. Do you see that it's the same?

Come, fearless, down.

Mamma mia, what feet, sir. It's a problem.

How come you walk around with these feet? Can't you straighten them?

Come on down. Do you see the daisy? You'll spoil it. Come down.

Here, so, slowly. Be careful where you put your feet.

- Elena! Elena! - Slowly, slowly.

Shut up! Don't call. Who are you calling? Come down! Help me.

Get your hand off the railing!

- Come on down. - Am I going out later?

- No! What later? Help me. - Elena!

Do you see how it it's made to go down the stairs?

- Thank you very much. - You're welcome.

Mamma mia, what an impression!

- Good morning, Miss Daisy. - Good morning.

Good morning, miss.

- Tickets. - May I?

- May I? - You are welcome.

Do you have them all?

Tickets.

Sir?

- Sir? Sir? - Huh?

- Is that seat occupied? - What seat?

- Is that seat occupied? - I'm in it!

Ah, there it is. I said so... If you wanted to sit the young lady...

Sir, look a bit. If you could seat the young lady...

Do you want to sit her down?

Yes? Thank you so much. Miss Daisy?

- Would you like to sit down? - No, thanks, but I'm going down there.

- About to get off? I'll go down too. - Tickets.

- Hey! Hey! - What manners? The seat is mine!

- Miss? - Huh?

- Mind if I keep you company every morning? - No.

- Can I today at noon? - Come when you want.

And tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow...

- I can? - See you later.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

- See you later. - Good morning, Miss Daisy.

- Good morning. - Good morning. - Hi.

Good morning.

- Good morning, newsagent. - Good morning.

- What news? Thefts this morning? - Yes.

So, thefts, thefts, thefts...

Damn, how nice this is!

1,700,000 lire. Vaseilami, hair, jewels. Damn!

Colonel Pisacane, via Stamira, 24.

Thefts, thefts, thefts, thefts... There are no more.

Let's hope this is good. True, newsagent? Good morning and thank you.

- You never buy the newspaper? - No, they overwhelm me too much.

What a lion!

Colonnelio Pisacane, via Stamira, 24.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

Do I have the honor of speaking to Colonel Giovanni Pisacane?

Yes, I am.

Colonel Piscane, on the night between June 13th and June 14th, you suffered a theft.

Of the usual sundries of furs, jewels, pottery...

For a value of 1,700,000 lire? - The bar! Of course!

At your service, Colonel.

Do you have any good news?

- Great and cheerful. - Amelia!

- Please take a seat, sir. - May I? - You're welcome.

- This way. - Thank you.

You're welcome.

Say!

Did you recover the stolen goods? The wig? The jewels?

- Much more! - Have you arrested the perpetrators?

We have put them in a position to never commit that crime again!

- Really? - Yes, Mr. Colonel.

So, by an artisan I represent and who manufactures,

I will give a practical demonstration of how a theft will never be able again...

Being impervious, in the present and in the future. Do you want to follow me?

Please, come this way. Come, now I'll show you.

If I may, Mr. Colonel?

- Can't resist, Colonel. - Can't resist.

- Can't resist, Colonel. - Can't resist.

Forgive me, Mr. Colonel.

Giovanni? Get the phone.

Do you want to go out for the final test?

- Go out? - Yes, colonel. A moment.

You're welcome, Colonel.

Please open up.

Open up, please!

Hello? Colonel Pisacane? He's out for the final test.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

Mamma mia, what an impression!

I saw you suddenly and had a fright.

- Are you the colonel's wife? - Yes, but where's my husband?

- Amelia! - Where can I find an electrical outlet?

- A power outlet? - Yes, electricity. Where is it?

There.

Oh, there it is. Done! It's that simple!

Come on, even a child can do it.

- Would you like to sit down? - Yes.

I'll prove it to him. This way.

C'mon, open!

The lady must see the experiment!

- Amelia, open up! - Come on! Here, you see?

It's crushing my head!

The ear!

- Open up! - Look here, you sees this?

You lower the switch and...

Go away! Go away!

- If you take one... - Go away, criminal!

- Two are 4,000 lire. - Go away...

Or I'll have you arrested! - You are mistaken!

Go away! Go away!

Don Isidoro! Don Isidoro!

Don Isidoro!

I'm here, but I'm not here.

My son, come on, let's try the finale.

- I'm going for that thing! - Thing? - That thing!

I can't tell you now, but one day I will.

Come and work on the ending you're always messing up.

Don't worry, I know it! Doesn't it go like this?

No!

Be quiet a moment.

It's noon. I have to run! See you later!

- They got out? - Who?

- Have the girls gone out? - No.

Oh my, what a run I had.

I looked like a horse.

Sir, is she...

- Are you stupid? - I thought you wanted to play.