The Gig 3 (เดอะกิ๊ก 3)

Everyone must wonder...

How the guy that lacks confidence and a stiff actor on stage

Can be a fashion model.

On the cover with the hottest female model.

No one will believe me if I just tell my story.

The Gig: 3

If you have a gig...you have karma

It's to plug your nose in case your nose bleeds.

The person you just saw is just a sample...

There...now

It's the real thing.

This is it.

The reason that I tried my hardest to come to school here.

My name is Kieb, the name's Kieb.

P'Neung, P'Chip

P'Rudy

Who is that?

They're dressed like celebrities.

Of course.

Did I just talk to a country bumpkin?

Yes. My name is Faem. I graduated from Omalan.

I've never heard of Omalan High School

Where is that in Thailand?

Look over there.

The sexy and tall one over there.

Her name is Jibjoy.

And over there...

The prettiest of all...

Her name is Triruk.

That's Triruk Lagandee?

Really?

Take a look.

I've collected all of Triruk's fashion photos.

They're all awesome. This is just a portion of it.

I have more than this at home.

I tested into a medical school.

But I was willing to give it up and have my dad pissed at me.

So I could come to school here.

But she's not that beautiful, to not study in the medical field.

I think Angkanatimdee is way prettier.

Do you who Angkanatimdee is?

Don't slam the door, it's my car, not yours.

Oh.

I'm sorry boss. You're going to go home now?

I'm not going home yet. Take me to flirt with the girls in the university.

Ouch.

I'm going to tell my dad

Is this your friend P'Kieb? Why does he lack aura?

If you're going to hang with someone, find one that you can use.

So salty.

Faem, open the door. I'm going to take a shower.

Are you Faem? Why did you call me?

I looked at your profile

I didn't think you'd come talk in person.

Who is here?

No one, it's nothing.

You have a girl here?

It's my sister.

Then we have to chat in your room

Faem

Did you know?

That you...

Are dreaming?

Think about what you want to find out,

and choose one card.

My stupid story

Started with this card

I was targeted on orientation day.

That senior is interested in this junior.

And this psychic told him his love won't work out.

Because there's someone blocking his way.

This stubborn senior,

wanted to get rid of that blockade.

And that blockade is this country bumpkin

Who didn't know what was going on.

Someone is here to see you, he's waiting outside.

Aren't you being too pushy?

We already talked at the school. Why are you bothering me during work?

I just wanted to know

Who is going to take my place.

Did you find him?

Just by listening to the beginning of this conversation, you know...

What is what

If you hear the whole conversation, you'd think you're watching a television drama

I don't see how you're any different than them

I have class.

You're so great!

How was that? I told you so.

This senior used to date this senior.

Now they've broken up.

Both want to find a new gig to offend the other.

Do you want another cup of stupidity?

P'Eed, Why are you off so early?

Oh, well today...

I got a new recipe

I'm going to stop by and cook for Sip. Wanna go?

Can you give my friend a reading?

I bragged about you being very accurate

He's very interested.

What do you want to know? Say it.

I want to know about women.

My brother

Is a prude. He's this age and still hasn't had a girlfriend.

Well you see...

Hey girl!

My brother wanted me to ask if

You want to get it on with him?

Dig into your own anus. You pervert!

Psychic, I want to know

That someone like me...

Can get with a model?

Because you're Faem's friend. I let you know something.

It's a selfish want

It's a karma from the past that's making you depressed

If you don't believe me, look at the mirror in the truck.

Your face

Is dark and messed up.

This is just the beginning of what's going to make you fail.

If you don't stop wanting those things

It's a guarantee that you're going down.

You won't be able to rise up and have to pay back that karma for a long time.

Satoo (Amen)

Faem, is your brother in law a psychic or a Buddhist monk?

Just my luck

I get lectured.

Parents send money for studying,

so you should study hard.

Don't bother yourself with any dates on campus.

That's all garbage.

And what should I do to be safe?

5 Merits! If you can do it, I guarantee...

You'll graduate.

Book's title "It's a pity! Death people can't read."

I'm so upset. My mobile battery is dead.

Client still hang on with meeting,

I have to eat such terrible foods in the meeting room, It's so tiring. Do you know?

I want to come back very much.

Why? Look at my face like this. Do you think I went to dinner with someone else?

What? I didn't say even one word. Actually I'm going back.

But if you still feel hungry, please try the food that I cooked for you then.

Ok. You can go back now.

When I'm done tasting your food, I'll call you to give 5 stars, alright?

Alright!

Her name is Zip. She is my sister. She is also fortuneteller Eed's girlfriend.

Bird has tried to reserve the table for us 2 days before.

This is the reason that she came back home late. She wasn't busy with work at all. She just has some guy that is richer,

and more handsome than Mo Eed, He has shown his interest in her.

Hey! First year student!

Come here!

Quickly!

Hey Da! I brought your junior fraternity here.

You're mistaken.

My senior fraternity's name is "Keaw".

I'm not mistaken.

Actually I and Keaw, we have exchanged our senior fraternity.

From now on I will be you consultant, Faem.

My name is Preeda and the one that is sleeping now,

His name is Bog and the one who brought you here, his name is "Pog".

Please take a seat!

Do you have a girlfriend?

Not yet!

Hey!

You're in university now.

That's..I'm looking for a good girl.

That's right!

Can't be just anybody. Have you met someone yet?

I have met 2 girls.

But both of them also said that they are looking for a good man too.

That means you are still lucky, didn't face something terrible.

Faem, you are a country boy.

You don't know the girl's tricks inside this campus.

You have to be careful, ok?

I used to experience it.

What happened?

I feel shy..

You both tell him the story then.

They have listened a lot. They can tell the story.

It's like this...Preeda,

he used to date with a pure girl and loved each other for a long time too.

After taking care of her,

till the relationship has fully ripened he then asked to have sex with her.

She was so shy more than agreed with it,

after that they went into the motel,

when Preeda took off his trousers,

her eyes widened with shock!

First time seeing that why was she in shock like that perhaps,

she even exclaimed that Preeda's...

the biggest one I have ever seen.

This stupid one just got to know later,

that before him,

she has seen not less than 20 already,

Directly!

Faem, do you want to know who is that girl?

Is she studying here?

She is in the 1st year.

The same faculty as me,

but different department.

just enter here,

and..

How could she date with you for a long time?