Enter the Fat Dragon (肥龍過江)

This pork is not fresh.

What? How can that be?

Look, the colour has changed.

It must have been here a long time!

That's impossible. The health department won't

allow us to sell meats that aren't fresh.

Now listen. This is my land.

Don't try to cause any trouble here.

Or you'll suffer.

Eat.

Impolite guys.

When I passed through Hong Kong a few days ago, I met...

Bruce Lee?

I met your uncle. He runs a food stall in Hong Kong.

He hasn't got enough men. You're grown up now.

Think about yourself; you can't

spend all your time feeding pigs.

You'd better go to Hong Kong to help your uncle.

Since he needs someone to help him.

Go immediately after your meal!

I'm leaving, what about the pigs?

That's easy. I'll handle them.

Fatty, how can you piss in the street?

I'm not!

Go!

I'm sorry.

Excuse me, please open the door!

Sorry, thanks!

Thank you.

Driver... driver...

I... want... to...

To die?

To... to...

Miss, I have to leave.

What does that have to do with me?

How can I go if you don't let me?

Please, tell me, where is the lift?

Lift? There is no lift!

You think I'm a fool? This is a multistorey building.

Haw come there's no lift?

You're right. Please bell me if you find one!

Good!

Thank you!

It's alright!

"Hung Kee"

Your rice.

Giblet noodles.

Rice.

Friend, please sit over here.

What?

Our neighbouring lady is very fierce.

You've crossed the line. Please help me!

That's annoying!

Hey, what would you like? There's a free place for you.

Come on over here to my place.

I'm very sorry Fat Brother.

It's alright!

Please come in!

Fat Brother, please sit there!

The Kwong Kee noodles are the best!

You'll surely feel satisfied!

Kwong Kee? Aren't you Hung Kee?

Yes, they're just the same.

Ah Lung.

No...

The food is good here!

- I'm looking for Hung Kee! - Sit!

There's no difference!

I'm looking for Hung Kee!

Sorry!

- Sorry? You fat guy! Ah Lung!

Second Uncle!

You're his uncle? That's fine.

He broke my bowl. You compensate me!

How much does it cost?

What? A broken bowl?

A broken bowl also costs money.

I'll pay you!

How much?

Seven dollars.

What? Seven dollars?

I can buy twenty for seven dollars!

No bargaining. You can't repair it!

Alright, I'll pay you!

- Thank you - What are you doing?

Nothing, I'm getting it!

That's more like it!

Ah Lung, when did you arrive?

This morning. Father asked me to come and help you.

Help? You're as fat as a pig.

Maybe you can help to eat!

Come...

Ko, let me introduce my nephew.

Fatty, it's you?

Yes.

You two know each other?

I met him upstairs today.

That's fine. Ko.

- He's just arrived, you'd better show him! - Okay, Uncle Hung.

Well, have you found the lift?

Waitress?

Oh, are you already leaving?

We could stay if you join us.

Don't be silly. Hey, you guys have a big appetite!

I have to clean up. - You're not gonna charge us!

We only come here once a week.

It should be on the house.

You have to pay something. How about a discount?

OK, then give me a bill and sign it and I can give it to my boss.

How about it?

You should be thankful we come here.

We're good for business.

Yes, I appreciate that and am glad you enjoy our food.

However you should pay something.

Sure thing, how about tomorrow?

That's it then, bye bye!

Lousy cheap little bastards, I hope you choke on it!

Uncle. Smart?

Get away!

Ah Lung, go to sleep.

I'll wake you at six tomorrow morning.

At six? No! I used to get up at five to practice!

Practice what? Something invincible?

I won't bell you, just bathe!

Chicken rice!

Hey, I've got no rice!

Our chickens are the most fresh!

They received no injections! Eat.

Fatty, where's my chicken rice?

You've ordered this?

Yes, I've been waiting!

Alright, right away!

Sorry, please wait a moment!

Done.

Why does it look like a mess?

It's not, look.

Like this, alright?

No...

Bring me another one!

What's happened?

He gave me a dish that people had left behind.

Ah Lung, Siu Mei comes here frequently.

How can you offend such a good customer?

No, I haven't!

Siu Mei, he's just arrived. Sorry!

It's alright!

Bring her a new bowl!

That's more like it!

Siu Mei!

- Mr. Ko! - Ah Jan!

Ah Jan, why did you come so late?

Eat, we still have to work.

What would you like to have?

Roasted goose noodles.

One roasted goose noodles!

Why do you shout?

You!

Who are you?

You held my banana on the bus yesterday.

So he's that fat guy you mentioned?

It's me!

Ah Lung!

Take these to 5/F No. 18 in the next street.

Hurry back.

Mr. Ko!

What is it?

Have you thought it all over?

I stopped drawing along time ago. How could I?

Make it straight. If you can't,

we wouldn't have come to you!

Then promise him!

Don't just stand. Please sit.

Hey, friend. Go inside for the fortune!

"Go inside for the fortune?"

Don't ask, go!

Come back when you have time.

Go inside for the fortune!

Go inside for the fortune!

Go inside for the fortune!

Go inside for the fortune!

Closer, get closer.

Go inside for the fortune?

Robbery! Robbery!

Someone robbed me!

Robbery!

Good!

Fatty, were you fighting?

No, they committed a robbery so I caught them

Robbery?

Anyone seen what happened?

I saw it! I'm ajunior Policeman! Nr. 46!

Stupid little boy, you didn't see a damn thing!

I'm not scared, I will become a cop when I grow up!

A cop! Here's your cop! Let's go.

What? You've lost the Meals?

I hadn't expected it!

Ah Lung, why are you so muddle headed?

Why don't you just do your job?

Don't worry, Second Uncle. I'll get another customer back.

What?