Below Deck

Previously on

- Previously on "Below Deck"...

I want to see that $2,500 tip, and it's not happening.

- Had these guests had more discerning tastes,

they might not have thought it was good.

- I'm not getting the progress out of the galley that I need.

- You're already starting the cheese plate. Good girl.

That was very good clearing, by the way.

That was a very good wrist flick, Bri.

Bri is developing into a good candidate

for a strong second stew.

- Timothy. - We had him on "Ohana."

- We're gonna do some fireworks on the beach.

- Was he happy? Was he complaining the whole time?

He is particular.

- Did you get my list of ingredients?

Did you find sea cucumber ovaries?

- We had this conversation with him.

He doesn't follow instructions.

So stoked.

- Part of me doesn't really want to warn Matt.

I think it'll just freak him out even more,

and let's face it he's probably not gonna nail it either way.

Do your tasting menu-- cheddar beet salad, ceviche.

This is a great meeting of the minds. I like it.

- Did I tell you that Kyle has been flirting with me?

Is that au jus? - I don't know.

When you make the conscious decision to f--- with my food,

you're dead to me.

- I just broke up with my girlfriend and told her

that I was making out with Bri, and you deserve to know.

- Can I eat dinner? - You got a two-hour break.

I didn't get a break. I didn't know I had to teach you.

Even when the machines are going,

there are still things you can do.

If you don't have it by now, there's no hope for you.

- It sucks. Like, I'm sick of everyone.

- You're a f---ing idiot. - Whatever, whore!

- Where the f--- do you get off calling someone a whore?

- You're a f---ing liar. I don't need this sh--!

Whoa, whoa.

- I'm gonna lock you in the bathroom if you're still

screaming at me.

- F--- you. You will never lock me in a bathroom.

Get your f---ing-- - Guys, guys, guys, guys.

- You're not putting me in a bathroom.

You don't f---ing put your hands on me!

F--- you!

What the hell is going on?

- You're a f---ing idiot. -

I did absolutely nothing.

She attacked me. Look. I'm bleeding.

- Things are so out of control.

Captain Lee's gonna hear this,

and that's the last thing I want.

Everyone needs to go to bed, please.

- I'll f---ing lock you in a bathroom, you piece of sh--.

F---ing tar and feather your ass so f---ing quick,

f---ing Rico Suave.

That chick is f---ing mental.

I'd have banged her, but now it's--

I still would, because it's there.

- She's not in her right mind. - So weird.

- So do we fire her and find a new stewardess?

The only person that would suffer

by her leaving is her and me.

The only thing that Jen could do

that would surprise me at this point

is do her job without taking too many breaks.

- Love you, Kate. - Bye.

Uh-uh.

Ugh. Oh, God.

- Always a screw loose somewhere.

- Is she still in the bathroom?

She knows you have work at 8:00.

- I'm realizing the harsh reality of my situation.

Last night, obviously, I was out of line in calling Baker

what I called her, so of course I feel extremely remorseful.

Ugh...

- Kate, Nico, I need you up at the wheelhouse.

Hi.

Hi.

"Hello, Captain Lee.

"The primary charter guest has just informed me

"he'll be arriving via alternative watercraft.

"Only be four guests arriving at this time,

"as Michael and Hillary

will not be landing in St. Martin till 1:30."

- What do you think an alternative watercraft is?

Who knows?

- I remember Timothy arriving on a helicopter last charter,

and he does everything with dramatic flair.

He just wants desperately to be cool.

- We're off the dock at 11:30. - Alternative watercraft.

Ugh!

- How are you going to prepare the snapper?

Snapper will be grilled.

- Oh, good. I want fish eyeballs

staring at them while they're eating it, saying...

- So fresh. - "Your charter has begun."

Yeah.

I do remember Timothy

has very interesting food preferences,

and I think this is gonna be

the most difficult charter for Matt.

Only veggies for me.

- Yep. - Brussels sprouts or asparagus.

I would do both of those. - Okay.

- Is everyone good from last night?

- I ain't even worried about it.

I can only express utter bewilderment

as to what in the world is going on in her crazy head.

To me, it's just comical. - I was the biggest victim,

'cause she called you a whore, she attacked you.

She touched my f---ing food.

- I heard she scratched Bruno's arm?

Mm-hmm.

- That girl should be gone today.

Hi, Bri.

Okay.

- Captain Lee has only a few rules.

Don't embarrass yourself, don't embarrass the boat.

I would say last night, you definitely did both.

I want you to be here to see that it's not being tolerated.

Um, I don't want an eye roll either.

If you want to stay for this charter,

you are going to keep that crew mess so clean.

You will not speak on the radio anything but,

"How can I help? What job can I do next?"

- May I say something, please?

- I don't want to hear your voice right now.

- Then why are you having a conversation with me?

- This is not a conversation. This is a lecture.

If Captain Lee hears about your behavior,

I don't think he would have a problem letting you go.

Jen is being highly disrespectful,

but honestly, hiring a new stewardess

this late in the game would only be more work for me.

Do you think after last night's behavior

this is a fair conversation? - I think so.

- So would you like to stay for the last charter?

- Of course. - Okay. Great.

Then start ironing linens.

How's it going?

- Oh, I'm just making flower arrangements.

We had a little meeting this morning.

About what?

But it was like--like, really stern, and I was just like...

- Anything for you? Just keep on doing Bri, huh?

Just keep on keeping on.

- Hey, Jen. You doing all right?

- I am. Hey, sorry.

I was coming down to talk to you.

- Oh, it's all good. Yeah, I wanted to give you a hug

and say let's... - Yeah, you're my girl.

- Just forget everything last night, and--

- Friends have disagreements, and you're my girl.

This is how Jen rolls.

She drinks and she gets crazy. We're used to it by now.

It was a defense mechanism.

It just escalated very quickly, so...

- I know. - I don't want to rehash this.

We apologized. Let's move on.

It's water under the bridge. - Cool.

- Hi. - Do you need anything?

- No, but basically, for tomorrow night--

we're doing a circus tonight,

so this is really your time to shine.

I liked Kyle last season,

but it was a relationship of convenience.

We happen to share a room.

Lasted maybe two weeks, and I was happy to be the bottom.

Can you make balloon animals?

- Mm-hmm. I can do a puppet show.

- We don't want a puppet show.

- I saw a super important delivery.

Cool.

- Will you go grab Bri's epaulet shirt for me, please?

Thank you.

Oh, cute. - Yay.

- Moving up in the world, huh? - Thank you so much.

- Congrats. - Yay!

- That's exciting. - More stripes.

It looks so pretty. - Yeah.

Like, it is really cool to be,

like, acknowledged for the hard work.

I really appreciate it. Can I take them home with me?

- Yes. - Yeah.

- Good job. - Congrats.

- Bri has shown tremendous progress,

and also Jen could use a little bit of humble pie.

- Good job, Bri. - Thank you so much.

- Yeah. - Attention all crew.

We got to switch into our whites.

- We've got provisions coming. - Okay.

- How you doing? New York Prime?

- New York Prime Meats. - Thank you.

- That it? - What's your 20, Jen?

- Putting on my belt to my epaulets.

- Yeah. I didn't ask you to change into your epaulets.