Driven

- Yeah, I'm headed there right now.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, I see.

Bye.

So I don't have a rescue dog.

I mean, I have a dog and it came from the shelter

but I don't call it a rescue dog.

I feel like rescue is kind of a grandiose term

for going and getting something that I already wanted.

Rescuing should involve

swinging on vines and defusing bombs.

Okay, three,

two, one.

Oh, that's really cute.

And, look, I'm happy to take another one

but just so you know, the meter is running.

- Aw, look at you! - That's so cute.

I look fabulous.

Oh no.

- I love it. - Delete it.

Your skin is perfect.

It makes me want to kill you. - What?

- No, I should've just warn my hair down.

I mean, it looks horrible.

Look at my breakouts.

- At least one of us can pull updos .

- Have you ever noticed that some girls

don't really compliment each other unless

it sounds really threatening?

Your body is so fit,

I wish you that you would power walk right off a cliff.

Your smile is so beautiful

I want to take a baseball bat to it.

Your hair's so beautiful I want to rip it out

and then it wouldn't be your hair anymore.

It would be my hair.

No, that's not good, that one needs work.

Sir?

Sir?

Huh?

- Yeah, I just wanted to know if you needed to go

to Brookside Apartments or Brookwood Apartments.

Terry's!

Take me to Terry's, mm-hmm, yeah.

- Okay, so does Terry live at Brookwood Apart--

Terry's!

Boom, boom, boom, ba-boom.

Terry's, yeah.

Strip, nap.

- Okay, that sounds like Brookside.

I mean, I tell other people that he's a rescue dog

and I definitely use the hashtag on Instagram.

Right here, buddy!

My lane.

Because, otherwise, how would people know

that I was a good person?

Well, I'm sure you son is really excited

that you're gonna be visiting

and you're gonna have fun too.

There's a lot to do here, it's a nice town.

- The body discovered in Philips Park

has been identified as 24 year old Gabriel Payne.

Authorities are asking for any information.

- So what part of town does your son live in?

Honey, no!

Every time we go there we get terrible service

and you expect me to talk to the manager?

I'm sorry, ma'am, we want to go to the Cellar.

Don't talk over me!

It is my birthday and I get to choose!

- We went out for your birthday last night.

That was the agreement.

Pffft.

What, did you make it with yourself

because I don't remember signing anything.

Okay.

Happy birthday.

I don't really know how to react to people

who celebrate birthday months.

Like what if my birthday falls during the same month?

Do I have to cancel mine?

If I have a party and I invite that person,

does it then become their party?

Because I'm not about sharing cake.

This is a nice car.

What kind of warranty does it have on it?

Thanks, I'm actually not sure.

It's on loan from my sister.

Mine, someone smashed all the windows out--

- Does it get pretty good gas mileage?

Again, I'm not really sure

because I'm just borrowing it for awhile.

How much was the down payment,

if you don't mind my asking?

I can, I can text my sister.

Well not while you're driving,

I'm scared to death back here.

Okay, sorry, sorry.

- See, here's the thing about women.

- Here's the thing about Millennials.

- So here's the thing about "Game of Thrones."

Oh!

Thanks a lot.

Thanks a lot.

- Thank you for riding with Ferry.

We welcome feedback to help improve

your customer experience.

Back.

You doing all right tonight?

Fine, thanks.

And where are we heading?

22 Elmwood Drive.

Then I need you to--

Oh, multiple stops?

Yes.

- Okay, you in town for business or pleasure?

Visiting old friends.

- Oh, you're from here originally?

No.

Cool.

A bunch of night owls, I guess.

You guessed right.

- So, are we picking a few people up

and then heading to one location

because I can suggest some places that stay open.

What is your name?

Emerson.

- Is that a first name or a last name?

It can be both.

- What does it say on your driver's license?

Suspended.

I assume that's a joke.

Yes.

Sorry, it's Emerson Graham.

Okay, Miss Graham,

I very much appreciate your trying to help.

However,

I have a very specific plan and I intend to stick to it.

Also, I have to keep an eye on the time.

So...

My apologies, Mister...

Sorry, what was your name?

Unimportant.

22 Elmwood Lane.

Mm-hmm.

- I can put on some music if you want.

This is fine.

- There are actually a lot of fun places

that stay open late here.

When I'm done with this,

I'm probably hitting up a few open mics.

You're a singer?

- As a service to the general public, I'm not.

I do standup.

You're a comedian?

Not judging by your reactions.

- I imagine you're funny in a different setting.

- Thanks, that's what I put on my business cards.

Here we are.

So I see.

Are you going to be visiting for awhile?

Should I do a few more stops and come back

or do you want me to-- - Wait.

I'll be out shortly.

Feel free to listen to some music.

Appreciate it.

Super cool of you, guy.

Hello?

No, this isn't Jim, I actually...

My name's Emerson Graham, I'm not with him though.

I found his bag outside of my apartments.

Yeah, I would've called earlier

but the phone was locked, so I...

I hate to hear that.

Yeah, I know how things get at night here.

But I do live in a college neighborhood,

people drop things all the time.

Listen, if he shows up in the next few minutes

just call this phone back,

I'll be happy to drop it wherever you guys are.

Otherwise, I'll take it to the police station

and you can let him know.

Yeah, I hope you hear something soon.

Good luck.

Have you ever met the person who's so up their own ass

that they give you permission to do your own stuff?

Like, you'll invite them out for the weekend

and they'll say, eh, I don't really feel like it

but you can go.

Oh, well thank you so much for giving me the go ahead.

You know, I was just gonna sit on my hands...

Done.

On to the next address.

Great.

You can turn that back down now.

- How many more stops did you say?

What's that smell?

- It's an essential oil mix for calming, tranquil thoughts.

Nice, huh?

- It's really strong for use inside a vehicle.