My Girlfriend is an Alien (外星女生柴小七)

My girl friend is an Alien

- Episode 01 - My girl friend is an Alien

Recenly, the Pan-STARRS 1 telescope in Hawaii

spotted an unknown spacecraft

when looking for near-earth objects for NASA.

It has been substantiated that

this unique object zooming through our solar system

is the first interstellar asteriod.

Mr. Fang,

Maybe there will be a heavy rain tonight

You should come back as soon as possible.

Got it.

Scientists suspected that

this unidentified flying object may be coming from

an extrasolar double star system.

According to the research done by Evan Jackson

and other planetary scientists of the University of Toronto...

Earthling...

This hormone smells so great.

Be mindful with your hands.

Mr. Fang,

I am here to exam you.

Since your car accident from a week ago,

we have done all the exams we can think of.

We couldn't find anything wrong with you.

Didn't you mention a shadow found in chest area?

Were you able to confirm?

Nothing abnormal was found for now.

We suspect that it is hematocele.

Mr. Fang,

Do you remember what happened?

Besides passing out due to the crash,

Nothing.

Nothing at all?

Was it raining?

Yes,

It was raining.

I see.

You can leave now.

If anything happens I will let you know.

Okay then. Take a rest, Mr. Fang.

= Wang Jianguo Planet: Earth Nationality: China Initiating Program in Chinese =

Hello, Uncle Wang Jianguo.

I got lost on earth.

Now I am suppressed by gravity,

There is no way for me to go into the space.

Is this the northern hemisphere?

Help!

Well, the Earthlings are not hospitable at all.

What the heck?

Don't drop me. Don't drop me, Xiaoqi.

It's me,

your private secretary Cubrile.

Xiaobu,

what happened to you?

It was your rescue of the male Earthling,

that I fell into the river with you.

Now my central processing unit was eaten by this tortoise.

I will have to communicate with you through this tortoise.

The transmitted sound was through low frequency sound wave.

Only you can hear me.

You have been laying in the river for seven solar days.

The spacecraft has gone on the homeward voyage.

We are so falling behind.

It is okay.

I will connect with the headquarter through my annunciator.

Where is my annunciator?

I am screwed.

I lost my annunciator.

I might have lost it on

the man I saved.

Do you remember

The face of the man you saved?

Not so much about the face.

But I do remember his

body shape.

Dear Master,

it is a sunny day today.

The temperature is about 30℃,

with humidity of 40%.

Cold air or rainfall

are not expected for the week.

Dressing index...

Mr. Fang,

Grade Four.

we got real trouble in the company.

Speak.

You ex-girl friends have rallied

in front of the company for payback.

Ex-girl friend?

Ex-girl friends.

I have made enquiries of several people.

This is a well-organized event

forcing you into marriage.

The girl friends you have abandoned...

I meant...

broke up peacefully...

have called many media

to host a live press conference in our company.

In short,

please do not come to the company today.

You just had a car accident.

I will ask for enhanced security.

I will be right there.

Mr. Fang, Mr. Fang.

We have a very enthusiastic scene here today.

I bet the brides are equally excited.

For those who are still hanging there in front of the live cam,

our main cast today

Fang leng,the eldest son of the billionaire Fang Shida,

has finally arrived.

Photographer

hurry, turn your lens towards Mr. Fang.

Mr. Fang,

Mr. Fang,

what do you think of today's forcing marriage event?

Thanks for all the attention from the media.

It is a shame to cash on love

in the world.

Afterall, love is a matter of two people.

Bring me the brides.

Mr. Fang,

Relax.

I will make them disassociate from me.

Mr. Fang,

Ever since we had dinner together,

you act as if you do not remember me.

Sunny,

No time today.

From now on,

you only need to listen to what we have to say to you.

Sunny,

your real name is Sun Yanli.

a domestic emerging fashion model.

You met with Mr. Fang on a Charity Gala last year.

How did you gather all these information?

Our F Group owns

top-notch domestic network companies.

Everything we want to know,

we do know.

This flight ticket

will send you directly to Paris

for a New Product Lauch shooting for the VOGUE Magazine.

Whether or not you can become a top model globally

depends on whether or not you seize on this opportunity.

You should know what I meant.

I understand.

Thank you very much, Mr. Fang.

Sorry for all the trouble.

Next.

See what that jackass junior

has done to our company.

May I ask the brides

your opinions on Mr. Fang being such a womanizer?

Do you have anything more to disclose?

Who said that Mr. Fang is a womanizer?

Mr. Fang was right.

Love is a matter of two people only.

It is not proper to cash it

I hope the media

can respect our personal privacy.

What happened?

I don't know... what the heck?

Let's go. Thank you everyone.

Don't leave.

Any brides left?

That's all.

Mr. Fang,

this is the data we have compiled.

Your female-targeting amnesia

synchronizes with thunderstorm almost exactly.

Mr. Fang,

should we look for new girl friends for you?

No need.

Contact Dr. Zhang for me.

Got it.

Oh Well

Do you have the findings

for the car accident?

You were the only one on the scene,

so there was no collateral damage.

However,

there is one thing for you to have a look.

When you were in the coma,

you were holding this blue stone in your hand.

I thought it must be important to you,

so I collected it for you.

Do you have any impressions with it?

It is not mine.

Bring it to the Research Department

and ask them to find out the origin of this stone.

Got it.

Xiaoqi,

your mistake was that you couldn't resist

the temptation of the six packs of the male earthlings.

You left the spaceship recklessly to save him

knowing that lust is a deadly sin.

You made me sin with you.

Alright.

I am trying to fix it here.