The Four Charlots Musketeers

THE FOUR CHARLOTS MUSKETEERS

We are the Musketeers, the musketeers of the King

Masters in swordplay, honour is our law.

To go to war, that is our mission.

One for all, all for one.

One for all, all for one, like the five fingers in the hand.

We are the Three Musketeers plus One

- Hello. - Hello.

We'll tell you about the extraordinary adventures ...

That happened to us.

We're the squires of the four musketeers.

- And thanks to our deeds ... - They are famous.

But at the end of the battle, who raises his hand in triumph?

It's always the General, and never the poor Soldier.

- It's been always like that. - The little one stays in the shadows...

...and the big one in the sun.

Even with the most honest king for the fairer he may be...

With the poor people ... he gives them what he pleases.

And who wins the battle in heavy combat?

It's always the General and never the poor Soldier.

And now thanks to us, ...

...folks, our musketeers for their great deeds ...

...are invited by the King.

Who crowned them with laurels and we - unhappy servants ..

...only smell them in the kitchen.

And who gets the medal after a heavy battle?

It's always the General, and never the poor Soldier.

Here are the four valiant nobleman, which I spoke about, Your Majesty.

Monsieur d'Artagnan, ... Monsieur Porthos, ...

Monsieur Athos ... ... Monsieur Aramis.

Gentlemen, I'm very proud of you.

Monsieur de Treville will assign you a rank and privileges ...

...for your dedication and bravery.

D'Artagnan and Porthos, Athos and Aramis ...

Reaping the benefits of our bravery and fearlessness.

Friends, between us, We're just jammed.

We are worthy of praise no less than they are, as well as the medals...

... always for the General, but never for the Soldier.

If D'Artagnan, Porthos, Athos and Aramis ...

Despite the efforts of the Cardinal are still alive and serve the king...

...to each one of us, they own their life.

D'Artagnan to Planchet, Porthos to Mousqueton.

Aramis to Bazin, Athos to Grimaud.

What a joy to see you.

We celebrate your victory, Monsieur d'Artagnan.

And drank to your triumph, Monsieur Porthos.

Are you happy with the words of His Majesty, Monsieur Athos?

Was your courage enough rewarded, Monsieur Aramis?

We're singing ... We continue to sing your glory.

You sing? .. Very pleased.

Now let's dance.

" Now let's dance" not bad, let's write it down.

You also sing their exploits?

Then give them the sword, let them show what they are capable of,

First I going to clean your horse, Monsieur Athos.

I'll check if the harness in your horse is fine, Monsieur Porthos.

I'll see if your boots are polished, Monsieur Aramis.

Have you seen this?

The royal praise, turned their heads, ..

It happens, we are all humans.

Threatening poor people, do you think it's human?

How many times have we saved their lives.

If I get into a fight with them, I could stab someone inadvertently.

Yes, it happens frequently.

You're right.

By the way, everything I told, is true.

Can you remember anything else?

Sure. Even if it sounds implausible, it is true.

Truth is sometimes implausible, well said, we need to write ...

- I'm all ears. - And I - Planchet.

No, the entire story.

We writers are accustomed to communicate in a sophisticated manner.

- "I'm all ears"...so I listen. - I listen to you ...

Let's go, chief.

Thus, a certain Dumas public scribe and chronicler ..

... to this day in July 1627 with an intolerable thirst ...

... that with no ideas coming to mind would wet his throat in a tavern...

...and got aquainted with our squires..

If he had not fall in love with their narrative...

... and if his manuscript had not come to us ...

... we could never tell you about these incredible adventures.

At the beginning of our history Planchet was looking for work.

Hi.

I also did the barrel, I could help you a little.

Are you crazy? Get out of here.

Even then, to get a job was not so easy.

Look. here.

His father used to tell him only with perseverance he would reach a goal.

What do you want? .. Can't you see I'm working.

- I could help. - Leave me alone.

Initially, our hero was not very lucky.

- Do you want to take my place? - Not at all.

Now I'll touch up your portrait.

Shame on you to hit a man when he's down?

Get off.

Your Excellency, how can I thank you?

Take a bath and come to the "Golden Sun " for a drink.

The Providence sent him a good master...

... in the person of the Chevalier d'Artagnan.

- Are you okay? - Yes, my Lord.

- What you feel about the musketeers? - Average.

I appointed three duels in Karm de Chaux.

Three duels in Chaux de Karm, you're kidding?

I never joke, when it comes to honor.

If it is a matter of honor, then ...

Yes, my dear Planchet, maybe tomorrow you ...

... lose your master, if I can not send ...

to a better world ... one by one, Monsieur Athos, Porthos and Aramis.

Athos, Porthos and Aramis, the famous musketeers?

- Do you know them? - No, but I know their squires.

Calm down, I'm still alive. Get me the best horse.

D'Artagnan never beat neither his horse nor his squire.

But was always ready to stick his sword on whoever would challenge him.

Not wanting to lose his master...

Planchet decided at any cost to stop him from these three duels.

Sorry.

"LIFE SHELLFISH"

- As always inimitable. - Now is not the time.

- This is serious. - What happened to you?

My master D'Artagnan wants to fight with yours.

With Athos, Porthos and Aramis? Why?

If I knew.

They'll cut him into pieces, like this.

Rather, it is your masters who will be cut into pieces.

Last week, Porthos pierced his two best friends.

- And Athos made holes in three. - And Aramis in four.

Well, his sword is longer.

Are you finished? You do not understand?

- What's the matter? - You think like chumps.

Take it easy.

Do not fight, my friends. Taste this new wine.

Do not worry, let us calmly fight.

Better not, and then get as last time.

But seriously.

When we finally were lucky with our masters.

We need to take care ... about their safety.

They 're not going to die all at once.

Usually there is a winner, and a loser, in the duel.

Yes.

The loser is always buried in the ground.

Why?

Because he's dead. Now you understand?

And the winner?

And the winner, by order of the Cardinal.

- What's this gesture? - The winner is hanged.

Because is forbideen to kill in duel under death penalty.

- What a joke!. - So what?

If we do not prevent them, then we'll move on to the straw.

- We must do something. - We have to do as in 14.

- In 14? -In 1514 as the Battle of Morenero.

Was not in 1515?

Yes, I remember.

- Mosqueton. - So, then?. - I have an idea. It's risky but...

Tomorrow we will all four go to Karm de Chaux.

PROHIBITED DUELS on Sundays, Holidays and other days of the week

Here he is.

Who among you will give me pleasure to kill him first?

Fate chose me, to teach you a lesson.

Your last fencing lesson.

- Attention Musketeers. - Guards of the Cardinal.

Sword in its sheath, gentlemen.

Staging a duel?

Don't you know his Eminence order?

The mustache is lose.

That a duel is punished with death penalty?

For your audacity clown, you also will pay with death..

Fold in your swords and please, follow us.

This does not concern you, gentlemen, go your way.

Careful, gentlemen, you are only three.

Allow me gentlemen, we will be four.

- One for all ... - All for one.

- We must hide. - In the sheaves.

That way.

If D'Artagnan catches me, I will be killed.

What the hell is happening there? Shut up!

Something doesn't seem right.

We need to intervene.

Hide.

What the hell... Shut up.

Very strong this year.

- What do we do? - We go help.

- Here you go. - I'll take it.

- Do you have everything? - Let's go. Hurry up!

Hurry up!

- I take this. - Are you ready?

All ready? Let's go.

We'll go this side, and you that side.

Pruning time.

Oh, a little carried away.

You ... what are you doing?

Are you crazy? .. What are you doing?

What are you doing? Absolutely crazy.

Retreating.

Let's go.

That way.

There.

Inside quickly.

Look in the hay, maybe here?

No, not here.

Here it is.