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Hello, police?

There's been a shooting in the museum. Send someone, please.

Okay. We'll take care of it.

Dispatch, all units to the museum.

-There's been a shooting at the museum. -We're on it.

Say again. Where was it?

Let go of me! My friend's in there!

I'll let you go, asshole.

Guys, what the hell?

Where did you find him?

At the crime scene. Who are you?

-If you want to talk to me, take it off. -Okay.

-You know what happened? -No.

See? Neither do I. But he does.

So be a peach and watch him while we look around.

Okay, guys. Wrap it up. Dempsey and Makepeace, take over.

Funny guy.

Put him in their car.

No, I don't wanna. You'll mess up my uniform.

I'll mess up your face.

MUSEUM MASSACRE

How does this sound?

"He struggled helplessly in the iron grip of the SWAT team."

Awesome.

Mr. Angalai, you like it?

What do you mean?

I'm not just a cop, see? I'm also a writer.

Something I could've read?

-I don't wanna brag-- -You do!

I wrote a book of some success, and I'm working on another.

I see.

They only write about us Gypsies in the papers.

And mostly just bad things.

Can we turn the siren on?

No. We do that only when the law allows it.

Right. And what if I wrote this:

"The SWAT team mercilessly and ruthlessly--"

Don't just stand there. Shut the door.

Yes, sir.

Hey. Hey!

Get back inside.

-But I-- -Sit right there.

-Here? -There.

So, when will you beat me?

We should apologize for the SWAT team.

It's okay. They were just doing their job.

Have some, Gabo. You mind if I call you Gabo?

That's my name.

May I have a smoke?

No smoking in here.

What happened at the museum?

I don't know. I wasn't even there.

Mr. Angalai, we found you there.

You are our only witness.

You wouldn't believe me anyway.

Try us.

And record.

Not that one. The red circle.

Like that.

It all started with a manhole cover.

Bro, help me.

Man, that's heavy.

-At least 50 kilos. -Might even be a hundred.

-Shut up. -You shut up.

Moron.

-Hold him. -I'll knock him the fuck out!

Let's go, or we'll get it too.

The boys took it home.

To clean it, you know?

Gabo, you sure they weren't stealing it?

What for? They're good boys, mostly.

And they put it back.

-That's when we found him-- -All right. Please focus.

Forget the cover. What happened in the museum?

-But I'm trying-- -No.

No, we're the ones asking the questions here.

So let's start with Ladislav Hundel.

-Hunder. -Der? Hunder?

Lacko? He's my best friend.

A great man. He's just got a short fuse.

But he can repair anything, so he can't be a bad person.

Now this, and…

The city's a mess.

Public money is being stolen, key people are incompetent.

And Gypsies, they roam free.

We need to tidy up.

That's right.

Give me four years.

One term is all I need.

If in four years, our hero, General Milan R. Štefánik,

created our republic, then I…

What the f--

I do it for the people…

Marky, can you turn it down?

Marky! Turn it down, please!

-Turn it down! -Lacko, don't yell again.

Me? I'm quiet all day.

-His stereo yells like crazy. -Your TV is also really loud.

But I'm working, my dear.

If you'd rather fix my sewing machine…

Damn it. I told you some things can't be fixed. Period.

This thing too. It's all fucked up.

Anything can be fixed. You just need to try.

Lunch is almost ready.

So what?

We should have lunch as a family.

We each do our part. You cook, and I work, okay?

Turn it off! Turn it off!

Stop yelling!

You know what's yelling? This is yelling!

This is yelling!

Turn it off!

You crazy?

One's not enough!

Who do you think you are?

Mom, Dad's losing it again! Come get that psycho!

-You do as I say. -Fuck you.

Fuck who?

See? This is your fault. You know how he'll end up?

Don't worry. I'll be a break dancer.

You're not a dancer. You're just a prancer.

Who will pay you for spasming like that?

Anything is better than being a janitor.

You shithead! I'll kill you!

Are you insane?

Do we have to live like this?

Go get him!

-He'll be back. -Shut up!

You bring our son back right now, or I will never speak to you again.

Never!

And then she told him, "I will never speak to you again. Never!"

Lacko is still very sorry about it.

But that happens in a family. Even with you white people.

Mr. Angalai, you're starting to piss me off.

That also happens.

My colleague is trying to say,

we're not really interested in the family issues of Mr. Hunder.

But he asked about him.

But how does that have anything to do with the museum?

Well, Lacko works at the museum.

He rode there on a bike, and he was great at cycling.

And he had a great bike. I'm surprised no one stole it.

He always came to work, at the museum, on time.

And he knew how to fix everything.

Really everything. He knew all the tricks.

Thanks.

They have great stuff at the museum. Even from the Winnetou era.

Twenty-five taxidermy animals.

And now we move to the greatest Slovak hero,

Milan Rastislav Štefánik.

Kids, your teacher told me you learned about him.

So, what can you tell me?

Excuse me, do those guns actually fire?

No, don't worry. Nobody's going to fire these.

It would require a lot of work.

But let's go back to Milan Rastislav Štefánik.

Kids, did you know this is his actual hat?

Mr. Hunder? I knew it was you.

Do you have a lot to do today?

Don't get electrocuted.

That would be a miracle since it's unplugged.

You know these things better than me.

That's why I need your handy hands.

Can't you see I'm busy?

You'll do this in no time. This is easy-peasy, a tiny little thing.

Oh, my, a BR-18. I know how to fix this.

-Cogs and gears. -Yes, it has cogs.

-It's my grandson's. -I see that.

He did something.

Dropped it, I don't know. Now it rattles and doesn't work.

It's the rotor or the axle.

-Can you fix it? -I just said I can.

Because he's upset.

I spanked his butt. But that's educational sometimes, right?

You think you can bribe him?

You'd be surprised how well it works. And not just with kids.

That's also broken?

It's cherry pie. It'll fix you.

It's not easy working on an empty stomach.

I have to go now. We have two more schools.

It's a full house today.

-That's really fascinating. -Watch out for pits.

-I know how eating works. -And I didn't see that beer.

I'm Eduard Kot. Independent mayor candidate.

Vote number five.

I'll get this city back on its feet. I'll end the corruption.

You can trust me. I am not a politician.

I'm working for the people, with competence, decency and honesty.

I bring a solution for the Gypsy problem.

Gypsies must obey the law like everyone else.

The city votes number five.

I'm the other mayoral candidate…

Hello, Zdena. It's me.

Is Marek home? Zdena?

Zdena?

Zdena!

Zdena, stop playing this stupid game! I can hear you breathing!

Laci, can you help me?

Can't you see I'm busy?

Lacko was always eager to help anyone.