Paisa Vasool

Grab whatever you can

Ease the itch for wealth

Sundays are fun days

l want biryani not plain bread

l hate money but l need it

Why is cash so important?

Grab whatever you can

Ease the itch for moolah

What is it?

Roll down the window. l want to get in

- What are you doing? - Open the door!

What the.. my bag!

- Don't hide it! - My bag!

You look in front!

My diamonds! Somebody stop him!

''You can't live in a chawl, can't pay more than 5000 rent..''

don't want to share or be a paying guest and want to live in Bandra

Where will l find a flat in Bandra for Rs. 5000?

Then try for a bungalow

- Are you mad? - That l am

''Excuse me, find another agent''

So far l'm in my senses

- Now what? - You find me a house in Bandra

- l'll find a bungalow owner. - Won't find him in your budget

- Even with you around? - Am l a magician?

The flat owner will give away the house if you ask for it

What do they say? Any budget Only Salimbhai. All else fade

- Shot ready. The hero is here. Come on. - Okay

Hurry.. Won't you do this much for me?

- l'll see. - Don't forget

- Live long. - You're looking good

''Baby, come here. Let me explain''

You'll be in the center. Then take a step to the right

Then this way and twirl around the hero

Got it?

The director is busy on another film. We'll wrap this song today

Sure. After all you're the producer

l'm also the biggest fool of Bollywood

The hero is half a day late but l couldn't say a word

- Are you ready? - Absolutely

''We've had 3 rehearsals. lf you say, we can take''

Girls! Let's do a take

How will you get away?

''My pal, you'll regret this''

''How will you get away? My pal, you'll regret this''

''Don't mess with me You'll die unnecessarily''

''- What's this? - Sir, it's the dancer''

Taller than the hero?

Can't dance and wastes my time

Come here. What's wrong?

- Problem regarding your height. - My height?

- Did l ask for a short hero? - Who is she?

- Baby. - Whose baby?

- That's her name. - But so tall...!

lt's God gifted. From birth

- Take off her shoes. - She's in flats

- Then remove Baby. - She's our main dancer

She has rehearsed for 7 days

''lf we fire her, we'll have to cancel the shoot''

- Hero is going abroad tomorrow. - l know. Let me think

Where will you escape?

''My pal, you'll regret it''

''How will you escape? You're going to regret this''

''Don't mess with me for you'll die for no reason''

''Palm tree, taking root? Pack her up or l leave.''

Good she's dancing in the pit or the hero won't reach her arm

She wants to become a heroine. This giraffe won't find a hero

She didn't come here when she should have

- ln Bachchan's times. - Don't talk of them

''Seeing the height of todays heroes, her career is in the pits''

''So Maria, what do you think?''

- What do you want? - My bungalow

- This is a bakery. We don't sell houses. - For the last time..

Either return my bungalow or marry me

- Taken a good look at yourself? - Better than your 4 eyes!

Tell you what? You look very good without glasses

Even you look good without glasses. Get lost!

- lf l don't leave. - Don't...

- Will you get lost? - Very well. l'm leaving

But l won't come next time

Scrubbing a month's dirt off?

- What? - Already think you're a heroine?

Yes

Stare at yourself all night still you'll remain ugly

Do you think you can possibly leave me and go to Mumbai?

Found another blind man?

- Nobody will give you another glance. - l don't need anyone.

What? Don't need anyone? What will you do?

You can't wash up. You can't cook

l'm not a servant. Cook and clean all day..!

- And then satisfy.. - Wonderful

How did you find such fury?

Leave me and go to the city? Live like a city woman?

Living alone will be difficult

''Did l ever tell you, you're terribly ugly!''

- Bloody bitch! - l'm not ugly!

l'm not ugly!!

- Only couples. - But they let girls in

You need a partner

How are you? ls it fine now?

Let's go.

- Listen to me.. - Never saw you here before

Come on

''- No, you go ahead. - lt will be fun''

- Go on. l'll stay here. - What man

Come on!

Leave me

We do whatever we wish

''We're nonconformists and live life our way''

''The eye views a fantastic sight that takes me high''

Swing in gay abandon

Come down

''This moment is ours Let's find fun in it''

This is our moment of joy

Find some joy in it

''Whatever you think, whatever you wish..''

We follow our heart

We live life on our terms

- Where to? - Where do we have to go?

- Home. - Home. - Where's home?

- Good question. Where's home? - Bandra

l don't want to go there

Louse! Do you want to go to Dubai?

Dog!!

You dance very well

- Do l know you? - You can if you wish

Let's show him

Feeling hot?

Like that? Grow up. Run!!

''Stop, you bitch!''

Did you see his face?

That was fun. Now let's sleep here

- On the footpath? - This is my house

''- Yes, your house. - All mine''

- Yours? - l live in one room

lt's a haunted house

- Ghosts live here. - l'm looking for a house since l came here

Stay here

My bakery. But l can't bake

You've got a chawl system here. Do others live here?

Yes but l don't know them

That's the problem in Mumbai. The neighbours don't know each other

''- But is this your house? - No, the bakery l worked in..''

The owner willed this house and bakery to me

Not lucky. This is my friend's PCO.

ls this whole bungalow yours?

''What man, taking so long ls it your first time?''

- Scared? - Come on. - Hold on

- Let me watch. - Come on

''Handsome, why are you staring? l'm not your wife''

My meter is running. l charge by the hour

Hurry and finish whatever you want to do

l charge the same even for ogling. Get it?

- Who is she? - The girl whose father owns this bungalow

Her father!

What strange people live here!

- Where's your room? - This one

- This one? - Hold on

- Here's the key. - Thank God

Mind blowing people live here

- The bulb got fused. - Got a candle? - l'll light it

Candle..

No time for cross connection. Hang up

Found it?

- You know this guy? - Do l??

l won't spare you! Crook!

- Please.. - What are you doing?

- ln the middle of the night.. - Stop it

He's Johnny. He lives in the room across

''Baby, do you know Johnny can't sleep at night''

So he keeps pulling tricks

''But if he has a drink, he sleeps like a log!''

- What did you say? Baby..? - Yes

- What's wrong with it? - Nothing

l'll hit you

l'm not like her. l swear l'll hit you!

l'm high

''l like my name, whatever it is''

- Nobody ever hit me. - That is why!

Fooling around! Now he won't laugh at me

Now l'm sober

''Filled with rage. Maria, where did you find her?''

- This fried chili... - Lying on the road

Lying or laid out..?

That's enough. Now stop it

Turn over

Johnny wanted to be a football player

He was very naughty when he came here 3 years ago

He became this area's local football hero

He made me forget my broken marriage and taught me to live

He'd make me laugh a lot

He lost both his legs in a motorbike accident

lt took a whole year before l saw him laugh again

There's still some bitterness

Forget it. Tell me what do you do

- What? - l dance

Classical or in a dance bar?

No. l dance in films

- Honest? - l'm a big star

Come to my set someday