Deadly Promises

Coffee?

Oh, no, I gotta go.

Right.

Big day.

Hi.

Hi.

Thanks.

I'm Dillon.

I know, Megan.

I know.

I mean, no, no, I,

I've heard before.

Well, see you later.

Yeah, yeah.

Oopsy!

Sorry about that.

That kid is such a prick.

Which one?

That one back there.

What's his name?

Ah, it starts with a--

Derrick?

Wow, no.

Daniel?

Shut up, let me think.

Dom?

Who in their right mind

names their kid Dom, Chad?

- My last girlfriend's name is Dominique.

Think about that.

No.

It's Dillon.

Right.

Dillon Copeland.

Yeah, he likes, he likes Megan, I think.

- Well, everybody likes Megan, it's nothing new.

She's a 10, a solid 10.

- Yeah, she's your type for sure, Travis.

Everybody is my type, Chad.

Have you seen my abs?

They are chiseled.

They are pretty nice.

Thank you, Lance.

But what about, uh

Peyton?

The senior?

No, no,

no, I am way out of her league.

Look dude, have you seen her nose?

Honker.

I'm better than that.

Travis Flynn.

Shit.

Principal Randall, how are you doing?

You look nice. Is that a new suit?

Enough about the suit.

Okay.

Where is it?

Where's what?

Mrs. Hanabass's chair cushion.

How would I know?

- It better not be in the boy's urinal again, or I'll--

- Mr. Randall, Remember what I told you?

Blood pressure, let's keep it down.

You've got a wife and kids at home.

- Enough about the blood pressure.

That chair cushion

better be on Mrs. Hanabass's chair before lunch.

Do you understand me?

Yeah, look I'd love to help,

but I have no idea where it is.

You think you're so cool.

- Well, I mean I don't want to brag.

- Before lunch, Travis. - Okay, yes sir.

Sure think buddy.

So where is it?

- Oh, I pulled a good old switcheroo.

Hanabass's is on his seat,

and his seat is in the boys urinal.

My boy.

That's how I roll baby.

Come on boys, let's get to class.

Oh god!

Dillon.

You're up next.

Okay.

Travis.

- Eosinophils are white blood cells that we all have

in our bodies.

Sometimes people have significantly elevated

amounts of these eosinophils,

which can lead to-- - Travis!

That was your second warning.

Sorry, Dillon.

- Recently, studies have come out

that scientists are developing a new medicine

that can help reduce the amount of eosinophils

in asthma patients,

therefore reducing the amount of asthma in a person's body.

Thank you.

Great, thank you.

That was awesome, Dillon.

Hey, what's up guys.

I just wanna let you know

that I am having the annual Halloween bash at my place.

Again.

I know.

Hi.

Hey.

What are you working on there?

Well, you know,

I just thought with all the stuff that's been going on

this school year,

it might be nice to get people's minds off it,

so I'm throwing a Halloween bash.

Oh, that's a good idea.

Kind of unwind.

I like that.

Yeah.

- Your parents will be there, right?

- Yeah, they're going to be there.

Seriously?

Yes.

You want an invitation?

I don't mind sending you one.

No, keep me out of this, okay.

I don't need a part of that.

Just be safe this weekend, all right.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Hey, I've always told people you're cool.

I've always told them you're cool.

Of course.

All right, my place, Halloween night, be there.

No, you're hot.

Look. Here's the case.

You're not hot.

She's hot.

A matter of fact,

do you think I could steal your number from you?

- No. - No.

Okay.

Sam, how you doing?

Hey, good.

How are you?

Oh, so good to see you again.

You get the invitation to the Halloween party?

I don't think so.

Yeah.

Stop.

Oh, there.

Right there, yeah.

I will see you there, looking beautiful, as always.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hey Peyton, how you doing?

Hey.

- Did you get the invite to the Halloween party?

Yeah.

And I hope to see you there.

Yeah, I'll see you there.

Alight, then.

Let's go, guys.

Hey, you get the invite?

Yeah.

That's what I'm talking about boys.

All right.

You guys are gonna meet some awesome people.

You get the invite?

I know you got the invite.

- Your music choice speaks volumes.

She's so out of my league.

Nonsense.

I ever tell you about the first girl I ever asked out?

She went out with your father instead,

and married him.

Your father had all the charisma though.

All I got were these measly good looks.

She chose the right brother though,

I'll tell you that.

I'm a better in law than I am a husband,

just asked my exes.

If at first you don't succeed--

Try again, I know.

That's my champ.

Next time, it's the side of your head!

Furnace is acting up again.

Don't you have homework?

Just trig.

Better get on it.

Thanks.

Oh, my gosh, I am so sorry.

Are you okay?

Listen, you gotta thing for Megan?

Huh? You think she's cute?

Enough.

Okay, listen coach.

- You. - No, no, no, no, no, no.

No, he's a little--

Showers, now.