Archir Gallery (আর্চির গ্যালারি)

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Smoking is injurious to health.

It causes cancer.

'Have you heard this song?'

'Love means Archie.'

'This is Archie's gallery.'

'The sweet and sour stories that happen every day'

'the ones which are not made into reels or stories.'

'The daily romantic overdose from a local cassette shop.'

'Not of a dating site'

'but romance from greeting cards.'

'Sharing a five rupee popsicle'

'between the both of us.'

'Victoria!'

'A Bengali's Valentine's Day, Saraswati Puja or the first date'

'and the rumbling in the stomach along with it.'

'With time, things change'

'but the feelings stay the same, right?'

'These are the tales that form the basis of'

'Archie's Gallery'

'These aren't stored on the phone but our hearts'

'Archie Gallery'

Two. Three. Start.

'I had named him Archit'

'Sriti was crazy for Archie’s small comic books'

'Archit became Archie'

'We were consumed by love for the entire decade of the 90s'

'We saw each other during 'Qayamat se'.'

'Fell in love during "Kabootar Ja Ja"

and got married during 'Sajan'.

"'The moment when Sharukh was playing the guitar in 'Dil Wale"

'Sriti was down with pain in the movie hall'

'We made Archie drink Lactogen with the 90s cinema'

Ready. Go!

"Seen with my eyes."

Aww.

"You I forget the things my heart has seen through my eyes?"

Hey!

'Sometimes I feel like asking Sriti's dad'

'about what was he thinking when naming her daughter?'

Sriti!

'Her memories are all that's left'

'I regret that'

'we couldn't watch Kahona Pyaar Hai together'

Mom, what happened to you?

Mom, please get up.

'We kept Sriti from going anywhere'

'We've preserved her'

'in Archie's Gallery'

Just look at the prawns I've made.

Just look at it once. - Move aside, I can't watch!

There's no point watching that.

You and your mother

today, both of you will lose.

Hey.

Is East Bengal even a team, only ten seconds are remaining.

What will they do in ten seconds?

Ten.

Nine.

Eight.

Seven.

Six.

Five, four, three.

Two, one! - Mother.

Hey!

You guys won by cheating. - Yes.

Who was cheating the last time?

They got to know from this Amulya Mitra

about who'd win.

That's why this prawns curry in its honour.

King of all fishes. - King of all fishes!

A prawn isn't a fish but an insect.

Is that so? - I won't eat.

Very good.

It's delicate.

This is what is known as perfection.

Hey, hey.

Actually, you'd be sad so I let you win.

If you'd really care about me, then you wouldn't have

left that amazing job in Bangalore just after two weeks.

Oh!

The son came in from Bangalore

and what did the father do?

He opened a champagne bottle!

Amazing isn't it?

Mistake.

I shouldn't have spent so much on the champagne.

You were down after having a little.

Such a moron.

Go through the dictionary Mr.

You can't say moron to a person who doesn't drink alcohol.

Why did I even spend

so much on my son's education?

Hey.

Amulya doesn't mean free.

It's priceless.

No one would understand. - That's why you always wear it.

And if you need to wash it, just get into the washing machine, okay?

I'm going, I'm done.

Hey, you have a call It's your aunt.

'Can't you pick it up?'

Yes, aunt.

Tell me.

You got so late watching the entire match.

Don't you know that you have an important interview tomorrow?

What if you don't wake up on time? - You're my alarm clock.

Yes, that's the reason I was born. - Absolutely.

You said you'll come but didn't.

Dad is making prawns curry using your recipe here.

I won't wake you in the morning if you say another nonsensical thing.

Okay, done. Good night.

'I'm Awake'

You won't fall back to sleep after you get up, right?

Should I call you again after I board the school bus?

'Archie, hey Archie'. - No.

'Did you wake up yet?'

'Archie?'

I will get the door.

Will our Amulya Ratan let me sleep anymore?

Okay bye.

'Archie get up!'

-'Archie!' -Wait, let me open the door.

'Is the interview online?'

Hey, Amulya Mitra, can I get the towel?

I'm getting late.

Thank you.

Hey, get out.

It's your shirt. - Okay, just go now.

'I've told you so many times to not light mom's lamp'

'with that dirty lighter'

Wow, my father is so pure.

It's my mother, I'll handle it.

Give me my food, the interview is today.

Sir.

Oh my!

That was for your lunch box.

Oh, there's no more left now Give me the egg.

You shouldn't eat round things when going out for something auspicious.

Is that so?

There, I ate a round thing What will happen now?

I'll fail this time too! - Very well.

You're stuck on that same thing

and then you ask why did I leave the Bangalore job

after just two months?

What should I do?

Confidence, my son.

Now you'll see

how my Shahrukh Khan hits a sixer at that point.

Wait. - Shahrukh Khan!

Hey.

What did you do?

Will the interviewer look at me or the spit on my head?

Just wipe your hair with your hands once.

That was the most effective thing in our time.

That's why you've such amazing hair, Amresh Puri.

It's okay, enough now.

Get a taxi.

Bye.

May God bless you.

Thank you.

'Sir, four-ninety'

Hmm.

Educational Qualification.

Not bad. - Job experience.

Your father is a central government employee.

If you wait for a couple of years, you'll get his job.

Yes sir, after leaving the Bangalore job in two weeks

my father's laughter club members

did say that your son will get your job

but my father knew what his son wanted.

I'm an engineer, I'd get bored in a post office.

So, you brought the elephant out in the room yourself, huh?

Impressive.

Actually, ma'am, you can't keep the elephant in the closet for a long.

Last time the interviewers on that side

had got it out themselves.

So, I got a bit nervous.

I thought what if this time I get the elephant out myself.

But why did you irresponsibly leave the job within two weeks?

Actually, ma'am, after moving to Bangalore my sense of

responsibility wasn't allowing me to stay apart from my father.

'Actually, he's old'

'He does everything on his own'

'but forgets to take his medicines'

After mom died

he raised me himself

and all of my mother's memories are in this house

and thus he won't be able to leave the house too.

He took my responsibility for so long.

Now it's my turn.

If I can't be responsible for my father

then how can I be responsible for my job?

Okay, what if someday you need

to choose between your family and your job?

Which one will you choose?

Both of them sir. Since childhood, after reading Spider-Man

I got to know that balancing is very important.

He surely knows when I'm about to smoke.

Tell me.