Between Waves

What the...

In my ear?

This is so cool.

I am your biggest fan.

I mean, really!

-How do you come up with-- -Thank you.

I loved A-one A-South.

But this book!

Wowzers!

I sold my house.

Divorced my wife.

Now, I'm living on the beach in a trailer.

Well!

Oh!

Right!

Sorry!

This is a total honor sir.

I feel like I know you, you know like,

you were talking to me.

From the very first word, on the very first page,

I was captivated.

You write with such description and,

color and,

texture I,

I felt like I was there.

No way!

Serious!

Happy birthday son!

Look at this man.

Hey.

Dude!

You're going vehicular, right?

Happy Mustang day to you.

No stop.

Happy Mustang day to you.

You're still and asshole.

An you're a dickhead too.

You sniffle my butt farts.

And you bite my scrotum too.

What is your problem!

Gosh Mr. Gray, I'm so sorry.

-I'm fine. -What happened?

It's just a little bit of water, it's fine.

He was singing happy birthday to his balls.

I was not singing.

It's your birthday Mr. Gray?

His scrotum to be exact.

Yes, No!

I was not!

Hey everyone, It's Mr. Gray's birthday today.

Please don't do that.

And something about butt farts.

Will you shut the hell up!

Not you people, I meant,

her, she was.

Mr. Gray!

Mr. Gray!

Mr. Gray!

That's Sherry.

She's ripped.

Takes three, four years work.

-What, you know her? -yeah, she goes to

What, is it just me or is she moving in slow motion?

Here's your chance, Romeo.

Hey cowboy, what's up?

How about I stick around girl.

Hi, I'm Rick.

Hi.

I'm Sherry.

How's your car running?

Yeah, she's a 66--

Sixty six Ford Mustang.

It's got a two, 98 VA,

auto light, four barrel car,

four on the floor with a custom exhaust.

Yeah.

Well,

I gotta go.

See you guys later.

Happy birthday, darling.

How's my favorite client?

Older.

How the hell you think!

How's the book coming?

Terrible.

My worst weeks.

Honestly, I think I'm done.

What do you mean done?

Never tell your agent you're done.

You'll be fine.

Soon 50, 60.

Will you stop!

You gotta a babe for shit sake.

Money, fame, use!

Christ honey, try being me!

I gotta go bra-less,

to pull the wrinkles out of my face.

Do you remember your first car?

Excuse me?

Your first car,

when you were a kid.

Why the hell are you asking about some car?

Forget it. Forget I asked.

I know,

what you're going through.

Mid-life bullshit, blah blah blah.

Went through the same thing myself, honey

What did you do?

Bought a Ferrari and started fucking the gardener.

This conversations over.

Wait, listen.

Um,

I'm gonna text you the number of my therapist.

A therapist!

He's amazing.

Believe me, I saw him when I had the same problem.

I don't know.

He has other celebrity clients,

he's very discrete.

You need to get writing again.

Call him.

Now.

You may not want to get laid on your birthday,

but I do.

Love you sweetie.

Happy birthday son, it's dad.

You there?

No.

Sorry I didn't call you earlier,

you're probably out on the town.

I love you.

Give me a call when you can, OK!

Bye now.

Hello.

- Hey dad, it-- -Got ya!

A wave a day keeps the doctor at bay.

Leave a message.

Hey dad,

It's me.

I got your message.

It's all good here.

I love you,

I guess I'll try you later.

Thanks, bye.

-Yes. -No.

Food's on.

Come and eat guys.

Come and get it.

Rick!

Ricky!

Rick!

Hey Rick!

Everything alright?

Turn the water off will you Steve.

Dad!

Dad!

Rick?

Ricky!

What the hell are you doing here?

Getting your home is like herding cats.

Come here, boy!

How are you?

Look at you!

Wow!

Hey, you OK?

Yeah, I'm OK,

I gotta ask you something.

Well.

Hello to you too, son.

I'm sorry, but this is very important.

Does it mean that I don't have to fly up to Malibu this year?

Dad, please.

Ok.