Wicked Flying Monkeys

Eww.

- Huh? - Ahh... Hm?

Flying monkeys.

We're the scourge of the night. And the day, too.

Really, we're just an overall scourge in the Land of Oz.

Seriously, we're terrifying.

The Winkies are scared of us.

The Munchkins are scared of us.

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Heck, I'm even scared of us.

This is me.

Oh, sorry. That's not me. One sec. That's me.

Ozzy! Keep up!

Yes, Dad. I mean, yes, sir!

If you haven't figured it out yet, that's my dad, Goliath.

See the resemblance? Don't worry. Nobody does.

Ozzy, do you have to wear that?

I wish I didn't. I know it's not scary, but I can't fly without it.

The word "can't" is not in the Winged Monkey vocabulary.

Well, now, technically, it is because you just used it,

which means that it actually is in our vocabulary.

Now move on, Eveline is waiting.

This is Eveline, the Wicked Witch of the West.

Soon, all of Oz, will fear me once more!

She's not really supposed to be here.

Let's go back a bit. I'll give you a history lesson.

Not too long ago, a young heroine came to Oz.

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Her name was Dorothy.

She discovered Eveline's weakness.

I'm melting! Melting.

After she defeated Eveline,

Glinda the Good Witch, helped Dorothy find her way back home.

Then she crowned Dorothy's friends "The Kings of Oz".

And because Glinda's so... good,

she gave Eveline a second chance.

I'm un-melting! I'm un-melting!

Welcome back, Eveline!

My handle is "Wicked Witch of the West", Glinda!

Ohh... but you won't be a Witch anymore.

No way! No, no!

And just like that, Glinda removed Eveline's magic powers.

They were transferred to Eveline's broom,

which was given to the Three Kings for safe keeping.

I know Glinda had the best of intentions,

but the thing is...

You can take the powers out of a Wicked Witch,

but you can't take the wickedness out of her.

Goliath!

Listen up you monkeys!

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Now. My evil plan.

We deliver the sleepy ribs, and then those buffoons

eat the sleepy ribs, get sleepy...

Meanwhile, we're outside. I'm wearing a silly mustache...

- Uh... A silly mustache? - Yes, your Evilness.

Which nitwit.

To the Dungeon!

OK. Let's move along now.

When the buffoons go night-night,

Goliath will break down the wall and...

Uh... Eveline?

- Uh, don't mean to bother you. - What?

I thought you agreed to my plan.

We let someone small sneak in through the vent,

open the window and let us charge in. You know?

- Uh. - When did I agree to that?

- A week ago. - Uh, I don't remember that.

- Uh. - Well, whatever.

We do Goliath's thing, blah-blah-blah...

This gets us the broom, which finally gives me my power back!

- Got it?! - Yes, my Witch!

Good. And remember this, I will not tolerate failure.

Alright. Let's get a move on. Now!

You're going to mess it up.

You heard her, everyone out!

Do we have to do this?

Winged monkeys have served wicked witches for centuries.

I know that, but... She's gone bananas dad.

I am a winged monkey, you're a winged monkey, so act like one.

Aww...

Mm-hmm. That's more like it.

Mmm.

Get on my back, it will be faster.

Mm-mmm... I can't think of a better present than this.

- You said somebody brought it? - Oh, yes!

There was this funny looking guy at the door.

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So, get ready Kings as we are going to eat like... well, Kings!

Remember, tonight is your chance to show all

the winged monkeys you are a worthy warrior.

- Don't disappoint me. - I will!

- Uh...? - I mean...

I'll show 'em I'm worthy. Not gonna disappoint you.

- Manners, Lion. - What?

Oh, excuse me.

Me, too, I don't know why I'm so tired.

- - Shhh!

Oh, hey...

Sound the alarm!

Well, attack you mongrels!

- What are you doing? - It worked with crows.

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Get it!

Yes!

Dad!

I hope you nincompoops enjoyed being kings. Heh.

But it's mama's turn to rule again.

You wanted bravery?

Your desire to fight will be your undoing,

as bravery turns to wrath.

You will become trapped by your rage, like a rat in a cage.

You wanted to be brainy, tired of being a thick-headed lunk.

Now that brain of yours is gonna be working overtime forever!

You said that you wanted a heart 'cause you couldn't feel.

Well, you're gonna regret that.

Because you're about to feel all of the pain and sadness the world has to offer.

I still got it! I'm a bad Witch!

Whoo!

You nearly ruined everything.

Look around at all your comrades

that got their butts kicked because of you!

I'm actually not that bad.

Yeah, I just need to get a better helmet is all.

Silence!

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I have my broom back, no thanks to you!

Where is my chief of security?

- Uh, here, your Evilness. - Send this one to the Dungeon.

- - I do not tolerate failure!

Have I said that one before?

Like one, two, three... That time in the toilet...

- Fourteen times already, my Witch. - Dungeon?

Eveline, uh, Ozzy, that's my boy's name,

I can't send him to the Dungeon.

Dungeon, Dungeon...!

No! It was my idea! He wasn't ready!

He just got a little... chicken.

No, Dad! That's not what happened!

He's chicken, huh? Smart move, Goliath.

You put your chicken son in charge of getting my broom back.

- I'm sorry, Eveline. - You have failed.

Yes, my Witch. It will never happen again.

I know.

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- - Oh, no!

I'm sorry, Dad.

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Derp, take them away.

Derp.

Derp.

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Dad!

What are you doing?

- I don't know! - That's mine!

Gimme the broom.

If I give it back, will you turn my Dad back to normal?

- No! - No?!

I mean, yes. Whatever it is that you want me to do,

I'll be happy to do it. Give it back to me you little...

I feel like you're lying to me.