Atlanta

No, I got, I got into it with the Mexicans, man.

I got to deal with some eses.

Huh? It ain't my fault I don't speak Spanish.

Yeah, I thought quince meant 18.

Well, what does she have on a wedding dress for?

Hey, sorry for being late, my man.

Commode in my house backed up

and my petty-ass girlfriend done hid all the plungers.

It's all good, man. It's-it's all good.

- What was that? - What?

I'm sorry, did you say something?

Yeah, I was answering you, man.

Oh, no, I'm on the phone, my man.

Okay, hold on, son.

Yeah, she said she ain't even trust me around rubber and wood.

Hid all the plungers.

What type of petty person do some shit like that?

Yeah, absolutely.

Yeah. So what we doing?

My man, what we doing?

Oh, nigga, I don't know when you talking to me, I'm sorry.

Um, the usual.

No. Course not.

She don't be thinking about nothing else, either.

With that fine ass, she gonna get it, though.

You know what I'm saying? It's all good.

When I get my income tax, I'm-a open my own shop

or-or I'm-a buy my own WNBA team, one of those...

- Yo, Bibby. - Huh?

- Can we...? - Hey, man, let me let you go.

I got somebody sitting in the chair.

Yeah, he's a little hostile. I got to jet. I'll let you go.

Yeah, it's gonna probably take me a little minute with this.

Yeah. All right, okay, I'm fine with it.

Junebug did what? You is bullshittin'.

- Bibby, man. If you don't... man... - Oh, I'm sorry.

Hey. Hey, let me, let me let you go.

All right, Bubba, okay, cool. All right. All right, man.

Sorry about that, man. So what'd you say we're doing today?

The usual, Bibby.

- All right, then, the usual it is. - Yeah.

Hey. Let me ask you a question. Did you see the news last night?

Them savages from Atlanta that went into that T-Mobile store,

drove they car in there,

- got away with about 100 phones. - Yeah, man. It's crazy out here.

I mean, it's-it's that time of year though, I guess.

Yeah. Crazy.

Hey, yo, and that reminds me, listen.

If you know somebody that needs a iPhone,

tell them to holla at me if they with T-Mobile.

- I got the hookup on the low. - Got you, man.

- I appreciate that. - All right.

So what we doing now?

Like I said, man, the usual.

All right, the usual, damn.

Usual, gonna have the usual.

You don't want to do nothing different?

No, man. Look, I got, I got a photo shoot coming up, man.

- So I just... want to look good. - Oh!

Oh, you got a photo shoot coming up.

- Yeah, man. I mean... - Oh, you Hollywood now, huh?

Nah, man. It's just a write-up for me in a magazine.

Yeah. My boy done went all Hollywood.

It's a write-up in a magazine,

and they want to take some pictures,

so that's-that's what I'm doing.

Hey, you dating Kim Kardashian now? That's what that is?

No, Bibby, man.

My boy done went straight Hollywood on me.

- That's good, though. - It ain't no Hollywood, Bibby.

- I ain't going no Hollywood, man. - Huh?

You know what, that reminds me, as a matter of fact,

I'm glad you brought that Hollywood shit up.

Me and my girl snuck in the AMC the other day, see a movie.

We was looking at the movie posters on the wall,

and guess how many movie posters they got on there

with black people on them.

- Guess! - One.

- Zero! - Zero.

It's sad, man.

Key and Peele put a movie out with a cat in it,

they put the cat on the poster.

They dressed the cat up like a nigga instead of

putting two niggas that made the movie on the poster.

So was it a cat in a suit or just looked like a nigga?

It was... You know, you know a cat,

what a, what a nigga cat look like!

Okay. All right, man. I got it.

- It's fucked up. I know. - It is.

Shit's nuts out here. I'm glad somebody agree with me.

See, that's why I like you. You smart.

Smarter than a lot of them. Why I like you.

Oh, you got somewhere to be?

- Yes! Bibby, man. Yeah, I said that, man. - Oh, shit, my bad.

- Hey, I didn't know. My bad. Hey. - Just...

Hey, no big deal, baby.

Hey. Hey, hey, hey.

No big deal. You should've said that.

- All right, man. We good. - I'll get you squared away.

Oh, shit. Don't worry about that.

Don't worry. That ain't nothing.

Yeah, I got the cut, the usual. Uh-huh.

Get you ready for Hollywood.

That reminds me, hey, did you see that basketball player

that hit all them people at the club in that invisible car?

- That shit on YouTube. - Yeah, man.

- I-I know about it. - That is the funniest vi...

You got to see this shit. I got to show you this.

- Yeah, man. - Shit here is funny.

But I ain't got to, I ain't got to, I already...

Uh-uh. You got to watch this.

You need to watch this, trust me.

Yeah, watch that right quick.

I'm-a use the bathroom, though.

- Man, where you go...? - Let me just...

Hey, Bibby, man. Somebody...

Somebody calling your phone, bruh.

Raindrops, peach emoji?

Hello? What you doing?

Uh-uh. Don't do that. Don't go through that. Hello?

Baby, baby, baby, what is you yelling for?

I'm on my way! I'm ten minutes...

I'm on 85 right now, I promise.

Promise to God, I'm on 85!

All right, I'm-a be there. Cool. Shit.

Oh, boy.

- What are, what are you doing? - Leaving.

Leav...? Man, Bibby, you can't leave me here

with half a haircut, man.

Look at this shit, man. Come on now!

It's cool 'cause you coming with me.

- Come on. - Bibby, I ain't going...

Man, I ain't going nowhere till my hair get cut, bruh.

Come on, man. Listen, my girl stay

five minutes around the corner. I'll cut you over there.

- We'll be right back. - Why, man?

We already in a barbershop, bruh.

Hey. I know you don't want nobody else in here

to cut your hair for your billboard, do you?

You trying to go to Hollywood now.

You want to be on the poster or you want the cat on the poster?

- A'ight, man. - Come on now. Yeah, so...

- Come on. - Shit, man!

- All right, let's go. - Hey, hey, hey, hey.

We got to go out the back, man.

Them people, them people be out there. Just come on this way.

We ain't going out the front?

Oh, goddamn.

Hey, fam, what your cable situation looking like?

- What? - Yeah, your cable.

'Cause, listen, I'm with Clear Cable now.

I'm working with them on the side.

So if you sign up with me, I'll make sure you're taken care of.

- You know what I'm talking about? - I'm straight, Bibby.

Well, fine. Do this for me, then.

Take these business cards, pass them out at your show

or take them to a studio or something.

Throw them at the crowd, whatever you got to do.

Make sure you pick up my loosies, though,

'cause them ain't cheap.

"Klear Cable." With a "K."

Clever, right?

Toothpick?

50 cent.

I'm good, man.

Hey. Yo, my man. Hey. Where your mom at, boy?

Where your...? Oh, baby, I'm here!

You a hour late. Come on, Omari.

Hour late? What you talking about?

Let's go. We're going. Let's go.

- Come on. - Wait, baby. Calm down. Calm down.

Bibby, I ain't got time for this.

- Move! - Baby, I'm here now. What you doing?

- This ain't none of my fault. - Whose fault is it?

It's his fault!

You always got some type of excuse, man!

No, this not no excuse this time.

Seriously, this is his fault.

He called me, talking about his car was broke down.

You know what I'm talking about? And I was on my way home to you.

I had told him. He said, could I help him.

I was like, "Nah, I got to go do the right thing."

You know what I'm saying?

But he start crying and stuff.

Talking about his engine.

Yeah, he had queef engine or something like that.

And his carburetor had jaundice.

So I then had to go and pick him up off the side of the road.

'Cause only reason why I did that

is 'cause of all that Jesus stuff you've been teaching me.

- You know what I'm saying? - Mm-hm.

You're supposed to help.

- What would Jesus do? - Why he wearing a cape?

He a magician! How I supposed to know?

Listen, baby, look. Look, now.

I'm trying to do the right thing.

I only did this 'cause of you.

You've been trying to get my life right.

It's been 'cause of you I'm doing this.

I wouldn't even help the nigga had it not been for you.