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I've arrived in Singapore
I'll take care of it
Hello
I'm at Dakota Crescent
My intel tells me that he lives here. That's right
Reps from A&C and JP are here
Rest assured I won't go back empty-handed
Hello
Are you here to tour the place?
We'll be moving out end of the year
Many people have been taking photos of the estate
Do you know someone called Heroda?
I'm also looking for him
I'm looking for Heroda, too
Heroda?
Heroda? I've never heard of it
Hero means ying xiong
Da probably means big
Big Hero (Da Ying Xiong)!
Big Hero?
Big Hero is very famous here
Then it's got to be him. Where is he?
He is...
Over there
What kind of show is that?
Lousy show
Switch off the TV!
They're repeating the tiresome drama early in the morning
It's killed my appetite for breakfast
Appreciate the TV shows you get
Why do you complain so much?
It's not like you're paying for it
It's broad daylight now
Other than robbers,
everyone else is out there working to make a living
Here you are sitting idle here and...
complaining about some TV drama
You'd be better off picking up litter to do your part for the country
Or you could visit the zoo...
to boost our economy
Who is he?
Who are you?
I'm just your average Joe
I also have the right to vote
Don't ignore my existence
Do we even know you?
Why are you telling me all that?
Strangers can become acquaintances,
and later, good friends
So we have a nutcase here
I'm no nutcase
I'm just speaking out against unfair statements
Since you criticise the TV drama,
why don't you try producing a show?
Everyone's trying to make a living
Live and let live, they say
Don't be so mean
Stop your nonsense or you'll get it from me
Fighting only strains ties
I said that for your own good
Enjoy the TV drama while you can
Even if it's a pretty bad drama, bear with it
As they say, restraint begets peace
Compromise resolves conflicts
If you are thrown behind bars one day,
you won't get to watch any TV drama
Are you courting trouble?
No... I'm not courting trouble
I'm just saying hello on my uncle's behalf
Who is your uncle?
My uncle is none other than...
Uncle, where are you?
You may stay in hiding for now,
but you can't stay in hiding forever
Show yourself
Don't I sound cultured?
You're very noisy!
Uncle, come on out!
These three sirs are going to have a heart attack
I can finally wriggle out
Hello, Wei
Girl, are you feeling unwell?
What exactly happened?
He touched me
Wei, you look a lot more handsome with the centre parting
So handsome!
Ye Xiaoying, what do you want?
Sending someone to talk your way out of paying back?
How much does he owe us?
Mr Xiaoying owes us...
$28,888
Uncle, that's a nice number
Four 8s! - No, Wei...
You've got it wrong. It's just this amount
It's $2,888. Besides, I've paid you $3,888
Don't you know that loan sharks charge compound interest rates?
They suck one dry
Or they won't be known as bloodsuckers
This isn't the time to show off your tongue-twister skill
It's so tense. Let's lighten up
Are you two quite done?
Are you paying up or not, Ye Xiaoying?
Well... Wei, please stop calling me Xiaoying
It feels weird
Isn't your name Xiaoying?
Yes, my name is Ye Xiaoying
But young people like having Western names now
You may call me Arnold Skeleton
Just call me Arnold. Arnold!
How about Huo?
I'm burning with fury ( huo ) now
See? You were supposed to help me
You've infuriated Wei instead
Bow down and say sorry
Sorry - Forget it
I don't care for an apology
I wasn't going to say sorry
I was going to say, so... what?
Nice one! Which gang are you from?
I'm not with any gang
I grew up in Dakota
Everyone calls me Big Brother
Ye Xiaoying!
Your gangster nephew is making a nuisance of himself
Trying to write off your debt this way?
Gangster? Who's the gangster here?
Then why are you called Big Brother?
Yo, yo, yo
Big Brother may be a gangster
Big Brother may not be a gangster
You can be Big Brother and so can I
We may call anything Big Brother. The title has no copyright
Do you know, yo?
You and your stupid rap!
I'm talented, huh? I can rap on the spot
Ye Xiaoying!
He's a strange guy
He'll start rapping when he thinks of Jay Chou
Enough of your nonsense. Pay up!
Pay up. Stop playing a fool
Uncle, pay up?
You said 6688 won the first prize. You've got money
Yes, yes, 6688 was the winning number
But it happened in my dream
Are you out to do me in?
Uncle, that wouldn't be me
It's these loan sharks
Then again,
I've come across many loan sharks
But stylish and smart-looking ones like you...
are a rare find
That's right
You can be a TV star - TV star
Wei, give it a shot
You may just shoot to stardom -Stardom
Then you may quit splashing paint... - Yes
And make people jump off...
Stay right there!
If I don't catch you,
I am not Zhang Weixiong!
Wei
Cool it
I didn't mean to insult you
I have good intentions
My uncle is at fault for owing you money
But you people, the loan sharks,
should take the bigger blame!
If it wasn't for you,
my uncle wouldn't have been able to take out a loan
He used the money to engage in vices,
and ended up with a family falling apart
His flat wouldn't have been splashed with paint and...
covered in graffiti
His flat wouldn't have been set on fire
That kept the police busy
The police officers could have got married and started families,
contributing to our national birth rate
Speak of the devil!
Here comes a police officer
Madam!
Did a sleazy-looking man come here?
No
Yes! I saw a sleazy-looking man...
run towards the chicken rice stall...
before making a U-turn
And?
Why are you looking for him?
He molested a girl!
He headed towards the washroom
The cheek of him to commit such a vile act in broad daylight!
No wonder Madam is so angry
Wei, I'm going to catch the pervert
I'll get back to you, OK?
She is a very good police officer
She'll surely nab the pervert
Count on her to get the job done
Ye Xiaoying, you're something
You've got the police and triads on your side
No
I'll update my boss
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