The Last Dragon

How did you know...

that was the blue one?

- I do not know, master. - You do not know?

Huhn! Huh?

No.

I humbly apologize for my ignorance, master.

I will do anything to prove my worthiness.

You have been to the movies again, I see.

Full of disciples falling to their knees...

at the slightest hint of their master's displeasure.

Leroy, this is not a punishment.

It is a celebration.

You have touched the final level.

You knew without knowing.

We have finished our journey together-.

But, master...

the final level.

The glow. You always said that...

That when you reached the final level...

you would know it by the appearance of a sublime glow...

all over your body. Come, Leroy.

Get up.

What you seek is not written on the floor.

The final level is a return to the beginning.

This is the Last Dragon.

A cycle is complete...

and now there is a new emptiness to be filled...

a new journey which you must make alone.

- I am confused. - Good.

Good. Confusion is a part of life, as are vengeance, fear and love.

All facets must be embraced...

for then and only then...

will you break through the wall of mystery to the glow.

Master, perhaps with more time to train.

- Master, I need more time. - I am no longer your master.

Leroy...

if it is a master...

you must have...

there is an old sage called Sum Dum Goy.

He is said to be the wisest man in the universe. Go, find him.

He is here in New York.

Take this. It was Bruce Lee's.

When you find the master who will take you to the final level...

give it to him.

Go now, my son, on your journey.

Go.

Go.

Mr. Lee?

Are you ready?

- Bolo. - Kah!

Joints and bags! Joints and bags!

Put his butt on the chuck wagon and send his ass to the dogs.

In his butt.

- Shuffle on him, Bruce! - Sting him!

[AUDIENCE CHEERING AND CLAPPING]

For real though.

That's that, man, and there ain't no coming back. Ha-ha-ha.

Oharra's treachery has disgraced the house.

[PEOPLE CHATTERING AND WHISTLING]

Hey, is this part of the show? What is this?

Oh, patty-cake shit.

- Am I the meanest? Sho'nuff!

- Am I the prettiest? - Sho'nuff!

Am I the baddest mofo lowdown around this town?

- Sho'nuff! - Well, who am I?

Shohuff!

Who am I? GANG: Sho'nuff!

I can't hear you.

Shohuff!

The shogun of Harlem.

Yaah!

Crunch, seats.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]

This is She's row. Move it.

I said, beat it!

I know who can beat you!

Who said that? Beast, find who said that!

I got him, Sho. I got him.

I got him, Sho. I got him.

Here you go, Sho. Here's the roach who said it.

Who's badder than the shogun?

Bruce Leroy, that's who!

Bruce Leroy?

Bruce Leroy?

That's the only guy that stands between Sho and total supremacy.

Well, well, well.

If it ain't the serious...

and saucy Leroy Green.

I've been waiting a long time for this, Leroy.

I am sick of hearing these bullshit Superman stories...

about the "wahsa," legendary Bruce Leroy...

catching bullets with his teeth. Ha-ha-ha.

Catches bullets with his teeth?

Nigga, please.

The secret awaits eyes unclouded by ambition.

What?

Those who are bound by desire...

see only that which can be held in their hands.

See, now it is mumbo jumbo like that...

Eeh. Yeah, yeah. Ha-ha-ha.

And skinny lizards like you thinking they're the Last Dragon...

that gives kung fu a bad name.

Get up, Leroy.

I got something real for your ass in these hands.

We gonna settle this once and for all because I am back.

The shogun is back on the scene and the shogun is the master.

Why don't you sit down and shut up?

What? Why don't I sit down and what?!

I said, "Why don't you sit down and shut up?"

Why don't anybody who wants me to sit down and shut up...

come down here and make me?

Why don't any 50 of you who want me to sit down and shut up...

come down here just for the fun of it?

Yeah, come on, fool.

This fool's mine.

Jack him up, baby!

Don't hurt that face, baby!

Yeah!

- Oh. - Ha-ha-ha.

Leroy! I'm going to...

Hee-yah!

You'll never use this foot again!

Jack him up!

Leroy!

I'm gonna get you, Leroy...

because I am the shogun!

And I will not rest until everybody knows...

shogun is the master!

You wimp.

Still hungry, are we? Ha-ha-ha.

I've got a surprise dessert.

Ah-ah-ah-ah.

Live from Seventh Heaven...

it's Laura's Video Hotpix...

brought to you by Coca-Cola.

Coke is it.

Soon that's gonna be you, Angie...

dancing around on that screen, ain't that right?

Hey, Angie, baby, soon that's gonna be you up there, huh?

Oh, yeah! Ha-ha-ha.

That's my girl!

My little dodo turd-brain's gonna be a star.

If you'd have put this energy into getting me a title fight...

maybe I'd have been on my way to Vegas now.

You lost, Rock, you lost.

Every fight I got you.

"The Great White Hopeless," they called you. Remember?

What do you think they're gonna call her?

A goddess is what they're gonna call her. A goddess.

What she'll do to people has never been done.

- Make them run for cover? - That's cute.