Hayride 2

Legend has it, that when the moon's full...

you can still spot ole Pitchfork...

wandering the woods.

My dad says we're not suppose to play back here...

He says a monster lives here.

Run!

You shoulda seen your face.

It's the worst thing I've ever seen.

There's a legend around here, that a farmer killed his family.

If you mess with Rayborn's daughter, you mess with the pitchfork.

This is right outside of out perimeter.

Does anybody live out this way?

I don't think so.

Run! Run! Run!

No! No!

Who the hell is that?

I know who that is.

Sorry.

This shit doesn't happen.

I mean we caught the fucking Boogie Man, or Dracula, or hell, the devil himself.

You understand what I'm saying?

- Yeah, you guys grow 'em big, and you grow 'em crazy...

I'll give you that.

Nah, it's more than that.

Did you ever play that Bloody Mary game when you were kids?

What where you stare into the mirror and say her name?

Yeah.

Yeah, sure.

Did she ever come to life and start murdering people?

I'm not trying to be insensitive, I'm not.

It's just that...

when we was kids, growing up...

He's the reason we didn't playin the woods.

Those stories you tell each other...

trying to keep each other up late at night at camp...

were about him. - When you were a kid?

Yeah.

- Dang. That dude looks good for like, a hundred.

Ha!

I might have been a teenager, but you get my point.

Why were you still going to camp as a teenager?

It was vacation bible school.

That's not weird!

You know I saw him once, or I thought I did.

We were working late on Christmas Eve.

Car wreck, completely engulfed in flames.

Couple lost control.

Well it just felt weird.

I don't know if it was the wind or the cold...

or it was Christmas Eve and I just didn't want to be there.

Hey Wincer, what you got?

I didn't really think about it then...

but on the way home, from the scene...

I passed right by the old Rayborn place.

Well, I wouldn't have admitted then, but I'll tell you...

scared the shit out of me...

that some fucking crazy, old hermit

would've been that close to me, in the dark, at night...

well, it'd scare anybody.

Was Rayborn his real name?

Yeah.

'Til they started calling him Pitchfork.

Hey, if they can keep him alive, you're gonna need to put...

a small army on his floor.

Yeah, no shit.

Yeah, media's gonna be a bitch.

I thought you meant if he wakes up.

I don't believe in monsters.

Fuck!

Let me ask you something...

what do you think the chances are that Steven...

would come work with us down on the boats?

Well, let's see after you sold half our...

gear to send him off to college.

Yeah. Does he have to know that?

It's good to see you boys back together again.

You know I'd sell everything I own if...

I thought there was a chance in hell...

you'd wise up and get the hell out of here.

Bring it on, alright. Alright buddy.

They said like 25 dead, including his dad.

Oh my God. That's terrible.

Make sure you give that to Dr. Shapiro...

he needs it as soon as you can. Thanks.

Steven hasn't come out yet?

Not yet.

He'll be fine.

We use to play pretty rough when we were kids, so...

he knows how to take a beating.

I saw him tear up from a splinter once.

It's called the Day of the Dead...

, it's a time to remember...

those that we've lost, and...

the ones who have gone on before us.

I've seen that on TV and stuff

it's like a scary Mardi Gras, right?

Yeah, pretty much.

They didn't let you have the day off?

I did not ask.

Man, if I was Mexican, I wouldn't be working zombie Mardi Gras.

You know, that is disrespectful.

It's a celebration of a passing soul and to remind us that...

life is just a dream, and death is when we wake.

That's beautiful.

Thank you.

But, you have parades and throw candy too right?

That's Mardi Gras.

Woah woah, hey!

Yeah?

Where ya headed?

Second floor, what's up?

Is it urgent?

Man, I'm at work!

You got a minute to conference call?

Didn't your ass just go smoke?

Maybe, slow day.

You know, one of these days they gon' catch on to the fact...

that you don't do shit!

Yeah. Maybe, maybe.

Alright man, you twisted my arm. Yo Tiburon, you coming?

Oh no, I get to get back to these checklists.

Alright well, don't work too hard, man.

He won't, it's mexican Mardi Gras.

No shit? - I shit you not.

Gringos.

Mardi Gras, Cinco de Mayo, they got everything.

Hey man look, who was that they brought in earlier?

I don't know. They came in through the back.

Through the morgue entrance right?

Yeah.

Why?

I don't know.

They did that shit that last time the mayor got his DUI...

snuck his ass through the back...

like I wasn't suppose to know who he is...

shit, I know who the fuck he is. Ah Shit!

What?

Man, I gotta go back to the...

break room, get my smokes.

I'll bum you one, c'mon.

Hell no man! You smoke that nasty menthol crap.

So? - So?!

Dude that's full of fiberglass. That shit's way worse for you man.

Oh. So it's more deadly than just smoking? Idiot.

Shit.

Oh, sorry. - It's okay.

You okay?

Said might have some nerve damage...

physical therapy...

It'll be ok. Baby, baby, it's fine, really.

Said it could've been a lot worse.

Has anyone checked you out yet?

Not really.

They want to check for a heartbeat, so.

Did they do your CAT scan?

No, not yet.

Checking you for "dain bramage?"

New "dain bramage."

Have you..had a chance to talk to anyone yet?

No, I gotta...

go down and identify the... umm.

Amanda?

They towed that truck out of here about an hour ago.

You know a bunch of kids head out here for some thrills...

and end up in this crazy fucking nightmare.

Whole thing turns my stomach. - You see that poor bastard in the woods?

With the fucking thing on his face? - Yeah.

Yeah, I saw it...

I don't fucking believe it.

I mean honestly...

have you ever seen anything like this?

Man, there ain't ever been anything like this.

Lt. Dayton?

Yeah?

The city guys posted at the hospital said the ambulance isn't there yet.

You sure? They told everyone to else use the back entrance.

He said they're covering both sides.

They never made it.

Ole Wincer could fuck up a cup of coffee, couldn't he?

I'll tell you what, you tell them to stay put...

in case they radio in, you follow me up the nine, see if we can chase them down.

'Til we locate Wincer everyone reports to me.

Wasn't sure if you were a coffee drinker.

Only if it's Irish.

Thanks.

You know...

I remember you from school.

Fairhope?

Go Pirates.

Yeah, you were a couple grades ahead of me, but I...

I saw you in the halls and stuff.

You were in Steven's grade.

Yeah.

I didn't know him or anything, I just...

Small school, you know?

Yeah, tiny.

You... you left before the year was over, didn't you?

I'm not a stalker I promise, I...

I just, uh.

Yeah, I dropped out to help my dad on his boat.