Bham Bolenath (భమ్ బోలేనాథ్)

Cigarette smoking and alcohol consumption is injurious to health.

Cigarette smoking and alcohol consumption is injurious to health.

Consumption of drugs shown in this movie...

feeling hungry and laughing for no reason...

could be dangerous to health.

Please don't imitate them.

March 1. Old City. 30 minutes after namaaz.

Money! Money! Money!

Come.

Hey, you know what you're doing?

Hey, stealing is our talent, selling is his talent.

So will you sell the diamond worth crore rupees...

for 30 lakhs? - We'll at least get 30 lakhs if we sell him.

If we keep it we will get nothing except dreams.

When did you listen to me?

Come.

Greetings, sir.

Come, Raja. What brings you here?

Time for me to become a don is nearing.

Money!

Enough of seeing.

Pure African original diamond.

With warranty.

Sir, come here once.

What? - Who are they?

Our guys, tell me. - It's not late yet.

Think about it once.

Did you see how is he talking?

Our hard word lies in his happiness.

But I can see that position.

'Catching the don is not only difficult but impossible.'

Sir, getting late for Dubai flight.

Don's position is waiting there.

Please! - Hey!

He's giving away at a throwaway price and wants to become don.

Raja, take your amount. Leave! Leave!

Don't attend phone calls.

Leave!

Let's go.

Listen to me carefully. The solution to our problem is at a distance of 20 steps.

That old man will go to have tea now.

He'll talk for five minutes while having tea.

I'll manage for another five minutes.

You do the work in the meantime.

Let's do one thing. Reverse the rules.

I'll go and manage for five minutes, you go and steal it.

Everyone is a hero in their own story. This is your story.

Take this.

Money inside ATM is stuffed behind the locker.

Carry a stone and break it.

All the best.

Only two lakhs! Your love, job and death in his hands.

Everything will be cleared.

Kerchief is for covering the face, not for wiping it.

There are cameras inside along with the currency.

We'll be finished if we're caught.

Money! Money! Money!

Maybe they'll put the old man in jail for the theft we're committing now.

First go and steal the money. We'll get him bail if required later.

Hey!

Dollars?

Hey! Police is coming! Get up!

When're coming back? - Yesterday.

Say my hello to your mother.

Take care of yourself. Greetings, sir.

Where? - Found it.

Snatch it? - It's stealing if we snatch it, its luck if we find it.

We're not thieves, we're lucky guys.

'Bham Bholenath'.

Few days back.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Ouch!

What happened? - What happened?

Look at your boyfriend.

No!

Go! Go from here! Go!

Go away!

Enough! I told many times that living together doesn't work.

Look at these guys, they've become so weird you know.

They're using bedroom as bathroom...

and balcony as...

a bar.

I'm so fed up with these guys.

I don't want to live here anymore.

Hey, what happened now? Just relax.

What? Relax? How can I?

You saw what happened today, right?

They're behaving without sense.

In spite of telling so many times they still repeat it.

I don't have any patience.

Please don't try to convince me.

Need to take the final decision today at any cost.

I'm still reeling under last night's hangover. What's her nuisance?

Hangover for them too!

Did she drink last night? - In the morning...

What's wrong, dude? Your girlfriend had seen, right?

No, your girlfriend.

Sir, definitely ARD is better...

because ARD compiles dalmic byte code into a system dependent binary...

which is an efficient way of execution.

Nice! Well said.

Job perfectly matches your qualification and glamour. - Thank you, sir.

Also your salary and my car loan should match, right?

It's nothing.

Nowadays they're coming into my office directly from the front door.

We're feeling bit problematic due to heavy rush.

If you enter from back door then you can in a royal way.

Oh!

Why are you looking behind when I said back door? You can't see it now.

If you give two lakhs then you'll see the door as well as the job.

So I'll get job if I give you two lakhs.

Else the knowledge I displayed till now goes waste.

You're very sharp.

So why didn't you get job in campus interview?

I got it, but he's greater than you.

You asked for car loan, he asked for flat loan.

Playing games with me?

You thought I'll live with you instead of playing games

when you ask for two lakhs? You!

Boy!

Sir!

Send him out, send me tea.

Pour it in his backdoor.

Do they give loans to the employees in this office?

Yes.

Do they give only for employees or for those who attend interviews?

We give to those who get job in interview.

Oh!

Our boss is coming. Be ready to give loan.

Okay, okay. - Bro, did you get the job?

Yes, backdoor. Two lakhs.

Why didn't you enter through front door? They must have offered four lakhs.

You need at least 25 if you were to get a job. - Oh!

Hold it! Let's go. - Where?

As usual there would be a special class after the interview gets over here.

Let's go.

Two lakhs?

So much for a salary of mere 25 lakhs?

By the way, you handled the interview properly, right?

You must have...

Anyway, two lakhs is too much.

Is he giving job or share in the company?

Everyone is selfish in their own way.

Correct.

Everyone is selfish in their own way.

I'm selfish to marry only you...

you're selfish to marry me only if I get a job.

Your father for getting you married to a rich boy.

Everyone is selfish here.

I'm not selfish to myself, it's for both of us.

Anyway, you don't get job in interview but...

you show lot of attitude for free.

Anybody can give job for two lakhs, but attitude comes from within, nobody gives it.

Hmm?

"Once upon a time long ago..."

"I've kept my ego aside."

"Don't know why I fell for you."

"You're so small, why do you need ego? You're a logo to selfishness."

"I've left my mark, see."

"No need to become Bill Gates."

"Find a job at least to pay our bill."

Wouldn't a person becomes a wastrel for falling in love?"

Watch "Mera Naam Joker'."

"Why do you need this youth? I'll get married."

"Girl is mad for marriage, find me a job with no bribe."

"Every week I'm getting a marriage proposal."

"I'll only come after finding an auspicious time."

"We wouldn't face this situation if you could do that."

"Does every man who makes money would take good care?"

"Girlfriend is not for free, there is no compensation."

"Love will lead to marriage."

Oh!

Bye! - Bye! - Bye!

Right! Right!

Hey! - Don't shout! If you shout...

will slit your throat. Come.

Grandmother! - Don't shout!

Grandmother! - Hey old woman!

He's Jagdish.

My grandson. That day when my husband...

Must be a sound engineer? Let's go inside. - Come.

Hey! Don't shout! - Bring the entire money and jewellery in a bag.

Okay, I'll do. - Else we'll slit your daughter's throat.

Go! - Don't do anything to my daughter.

Daddy! - Dear!

Daddy!

Dear...- Hello! Bring the entire money and jewellery in the house in bag.

Else I'll kill her. - Hello! She's our lone daughter.

Don't do anything to her, I'll give anything you want.

I'll give this building, this property, gold...

Don't do anything to her, sir.

Krishna, I had done these pranks...

during my childhood in my village.

Remove the masks.

You? Idiot!

Krishna, what is this prank?

Sir, you caught us well. - Sir is similar to a dog in catching.

Yes, I'm a dog and you're a mad dog.

Krishna, you've frightened us a lot. What is all this?