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-THIS IS C.J. PARKER. I'M CHASING ONE OF OUR SCARABS, BUT THERE'S NOBODY ON IT.

I'M LOSING CONTROL!

I CAN'T TURN THE WHEEL!

I CAN'T SLOW DOWN!

THE STAGE FOR THE SURFRIDER FOUNDATION IS HERE.

THE GOVERNOR'S SECURITY DETAIL IS SETTING UP THEIR COMMAND POST NEXT TO IT OVER HERE.

-WHAT'S DICKSON DOING AT A SURFRIDER FOUNDATION BENEFIT?

-WELL, FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND, HE WANTS TO BE KNOWN AS THE ENVIRONMENTAL GOVERNOR.

-WELL, THEN HE SHOULD CLEAN UP THE ENVIRONMENT

INSTEAD OF GIVING CAMPAIGN SPEECHES

THAT PROMISE EVERYTHING AND DO NOTHING.

-YEAH, WELL, REGARDLESS, WE HAVE TO PROVIDE SECURITY WHILE HE DOES IT.

-NO, NO, NO. NOT "WE." YOU DO.

I NEED ALL MY PEOPLE ON THE SAND TOMORROW. IT'S GONNA BE A SCORCHER.

AW, COME ON, MITCH.

DIETZ WANTS A COORDINATED EFFORT.

WHO'S DIETZ?

-HEAD OF THE GOVERNOR'S SECURITY DETAIL.

HE WANTS YOUR PEOPLE TO KEEP THE PERIMETER AROUND THE PIER CLEAR.

-IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME?

YEAH.

WHAT?

-YOU GOT SOMETHING STUCK IN YOUR TEETH. -OH, RIGHT HERE?

-NO, RIGHT THERE. -OVER HERE?

-NO, OVER THERE. -RIGHT HERE?

NO, OVER THERE.

-IS IT GONE YET? -YEAH... AW!

-HEY, C.J., COME HERE FOR A SECOND, WILL YOU?

-HI. MORNING. -MORNING.

-HI, GARNER. -HI.

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE A CUP OF COFFEE.

-NO, I DON'T DRINK COFFEE. THANKS.

-SO, THE GOVERNOR IS GIVING A SPEECH

AT THE CONCERT ON THE PIER TOMORROW.

I'M GONNA NEED YOU ON A SCARAB KEEPING THE AREA AROUND IT CLEAR.

-IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'D LIKE TO WORK ON THE BEACH TOMORROW.

-EVERYBODY ELSE IS BOOKED. I NEED YOU AND BARNETT ON BOATS.

SORRY.

THANKS.

-WHAT IS IT, C.J.? WHAT'S WRONG?

I JUST HAD THIS DREAM.

IT WAS MORE LIKE A NIGHTMARE.

I WAS ON A SCARAB.

I DON'T REMEMBER ALL OF IT, BUT I WOKE UP SCREAMING.

AH, WELL, IT WAS JUST A DREAM.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

MY GRANDMOTHER, NELLIE BOARD, ALWAYS USED TO SAY NIGHTMARES ARE GOOD FOR YOU.

YOU KNOW WHY?

'CAUSE THAT WAY, YOU GET RID OF ALL YOUR FEARS WHILE YOU'RE SAFE SLEEPING.

LOOK, GO HAVE YOURSELF A WORKOUT. CLEAR YOUR HEAD. YOU'LL BE FINE.

ALWAYS WORKS FOR ME.

I'LL SEE YOU.

-MORNING, MATT. -HEY, SUMMER.

OH!

ALL RIGHT, YOU ANIMALS, GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM.

LISTEN UP. IT'S GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE DAYS.

IT'S GONNA HIT 00 A.M.

-YOU NEED ANY VOLUNTEERS ON THE SWITCHBOARD IN THE AIR CONDITIONING?

IN YOUR DREAMS.

LISTEN UP. WE GOT THE SURFRIDER FOUNDATION RALLY.

WE GOT THE GOVERNOR'S SPEECH ON THE PIER.

IT'S GONNA BE MADNESS OUT THERE, AND WE ARE GONNA BE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.

DO WE LOVE IT? YEAH!

-TOWER ASSIGNMENTS ARE POSTED UPSTAIRS.

BARNETT, YOU AND C.J. ARE ON THE SCARABS. PICK HER UP AT TOWER 12.

AND WHAT ABOUT THE DECKHANDS?

-NO DECKHANDS. WE NEED EVERY AVAILABLE BODY ON THE SAND.

AH.

LIEUTENANT BUCHANNON. -YEAH.

-SPECIAL AGENT SAM DIETZ-- IN CHARGE OF THE GOVERNOR'S SECURITY.

WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE.

-YOUR BOSS PICKED A HELL OF A SPOT TO DELIVER A CAMPAIGN SPEECH.

-YEAH, WELL, HE LIKES TO BE WHERE THE ACTION IS.

LOOKS LIKE WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER.

-OH, YEAH. YOU'LL BE PROTECTING ONE PERSON,

AND WE'LL BE PROTECTING ABOUT ONE MILLION.

GARNER?

GARNER ELLERBEE?

YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME.

WENDY... MALLOY!

I USED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH YOUR SISTER JANICE.

WAIT A MINUTE.

LITTLE WENDY MALLOY?

I'LL BE DOGGONE.

WELL, YOU'RE NOT SO LITTLE ANYMORE.

I MEAN, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I'VE SEEN YOU.

WE MOVED WHEN I WAS NINE.

BUT I REMEMBER YOU.

I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT SMILE.

-SO, YOU'RE A MUSICIAN? -YEAH, IT'S A REALLY HOT BAND.

IF YOU GET A CHANCE, COME SEE THE SHOW.

I'LL TRY.

WELL, I GOTTA GET DRESSED.

GOOD SEEING YOU AGAIN. -YEAH, YOU TOO.

-HURRY UP WITH THAT REMOTE CONTROL.

ALL SET.

WORKS LIKE A CHARM.

-STILL WANNA KNOW HOW WE'RE GONNA GET A BOAT LIKE THAT SO CLOSE TO THE PIER.

NOT GONNA USE A BOAT LIKE THAT.

-SUMMER, THERE'S A RIPTIDE. WE GOTTA GET EVERYBODY OUT OF THE WATER.

-WHAT? ALL THESE PEOPLE? YOU'RE KIDDING ME?

DON'T PANIC. WE CAN HANDLE IT.

ATTENTION, SWIMMERS! ATTENTION, SWIMMERS! ATTENTION, SWIMMERS!

ATTENTION...

THANKS.

ATTENTION, SWIMMERS!

ATTENTION, SWIMMERS! YOU ARE IN A RIPTIDE AREA.

PUT YOUR FEET ON THE BOTTOM AND WALK TO THE SHORE.

DON'T COME STRAIGHT IN.

SWIM SIDEWAYS PARALLEL TO THE BEACH.

I'M GOING IN.

-I NEED A 100-YARD SECURITY ZONE ALL AROUND THIS PIER.

I DON'T WANNA SEE BOATS, SWIMMERS. I DON'T EVEN WANNA SEE FISH.

-TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO. I'LL MAKE A DEAL WITH YOU.

I'LL GIVE YOU 50 YARDS AND PROVIDE YOUR MEN WITH RODS AND REELS.

VERY FUNNY.

TAKE A LOOK OUT THERE. TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE.

PEOPLE HAVING A GOOD TIME.

A BEACH FULL OF POTENTIAL VICTIMS.

-I SEE A BEACH FULL OF POTENTIAL ASSASSINS.

AND THEIR POINT OF ATTACK,

THE WATER, THE BEACH, THE CLIFFS,

ROOFTOP ON THE STRAND, CAR IN THE PARKING LOT...

THE LIST GOES ON AND ON.

-YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE YOU EXPECT AN ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT.

WHO SAYS I DON'T?

-HAS A THREAT BEEN MADE ON THE GOVERNOR'S LIFE?

-EVERY TIME A POLITICIAN APPEARS IN PUBLIC, THERE'S A THREAT.

DOZENS A WEEK.

YOU DON'T GET TO BE GOVERNOR WITHOUT RUBBING A FEW PEOPLE THE WRONG WAY.

THIS IS IT, RAY.

PAYBACK TIME.

WE'RE IN GOOD SHAPE.

THEY'RE ON SINGLE PATROLS.

LET'S GO AFTER THE GIRL.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

ON BEHALF OF THE SURFRIDER FOUNDATION,

PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR SCOTTI BROTHERS RECORDING ARTIST, TAG!