Joey

Okay, guys, family meeting.

Aw. You think of me as family ?

Oh, hey, Alex, didn't see you there.

Um, as you all know, my new show Deep Powder

is premiering next week--

my official unveiling as a big-time celebrity--

and someone gets to come with me to the party as my guest.

Just one of us ?

Unfortunately, this is such an exclusive event

I can only bring one person.

We're going to have a little competition. Each one of you

is going to give a speech and state your case.

Now, whoever's most convincing will get to come with me.

Who's going to go first ?

Joey,

you should pick me because I've loved you,

supported you, and

Michael's socially awkward, and Alex can't hold her liquor.

Good points, good points. Okay.

Who's next ?

All right.

Well,

statistically...

Thank you very much, Michael.

You are

the most wonderful man I've ever met.

When I look into your eyes,

I see the person that I want to be.

You're my light when it's dark,

my umbrella when it rains.

I love you, Eric.

Are those your wedding vows ?

Yeah, it was all I could think of to say.

You know, I sing the next part.

Thank you, Alex.

Joey,

this is silly.

You know we all want to go. You shouldn't have to choose between us.

Yeah, you're one of the stars.

They might be able to bend the rules for you.

Okay. You know, I am the star of the show.

I'm sure she'll give me the tickets.

This is so exciting. We're going to a big premiere.

I know, it's going to be great, huh ?

But let's set a couple of ground rules first, okay ?

No science talk.

No autographs.

You, no drinking,

no cursing,

no fighting, no spitting, no...

You guys might want to go. We're going to be a while.

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Got my tux.

How are you doing with the tickets ?

Uh, not so good.

I was going to call my boss a while ago, but

I started playing Tetris, and I couldn't put it down.

Oh !

Check it out, though. I got to level two.

Uh, that's not very good.

Yeah, I don't understand the game.

Hey, it's, uh, Joey Tribbiani calling for Lauren.

Hi, Joey.

Uh,Listen ! I got some questions about the party.

No, you cannot have extra tickets.

All right, look, I didn't want to have to do this,

but you don't give me some more tickets,

I'm going to cause some problems onstage.

You already have. You were supposed to be here

30 minutes ago.

Uh, well, I'm on my way.

The light's green, buddy !

Look, Lauren, come on, come on. I need some more tickets. It's important.

Joey, the rules are simple.

You get one non-transferable ticket and you can bring one guest-- that's it.

Oh, can you hold on one second ?

Oh, I have to take this, Joey. Can you please hold ?

Sure, but then I have more questions about the party.

Do they all involve tickets ?

No, one is a lengthy food request.

You know just please hold.

You know what ? We broke up already. You can stop doing this.

What ?

You know, I am so sad for you

because you are losing the most

hygienic woman you'll ever be with.

Fine ! Goodbye !

Joey, I'm back.

Wow, either you pressed the wrong button, or your hold music

is a lady yelling at her boyfriend.

Oh, my God, you heard that conversation ?

Oh, yeah.

"Hygienic girlfriend," huh ? How's that play out in the bedroom ?

Oh, I had him use this medical grade cleanser...

You know what, I don't talk about my private life

with people that I work with.

I cannot give you any extra tickets, but I can consider your food request. What is it ?

A fried shark.

Goodbye, Joey.

Hi.

Hey.

We just went shopping for our outfits for the premiere.

We're so excited.

You got to see these dresses me and Alex have got.

Tell him what you said about mine.

I said, "That is the sluttiest thing I've ever seen."

And out came the credit card.

Yeah, you know, I was excited about the premiere, too.

But then I realized it's the same night these "Del Taco" coupons expire.

Well, I still have to go to the party, but you guys don't, so, whoo.

Don't be crazy. We want to be there for you.

Guys.

What do you think ?

Doesn't he look handsome ?

He sure does !

Man, have I got a fast food joint for you to wear that to.

Joey, is something wrong ?

Okay, look, about the premiere.

The thing is...

The limo's coming at 6:00.

Oh, my God !

Is it a stretch ?

Better. It's a stretch Humvee, eh ?

With champagne and a hot tub and a butler.

Is the show paying for all of that ?

I doubt it.

Bodie !

'Sup, bro ?

Hey, listen, are you bringing anyone to the premiere party ?

'Cause I need some extra tickets.

Ah, sorry, bro. I'm bringing my mom.

Dude,

that is so lame.

You don't want to bring your mom.

You want to bring my married neighbor.

Dude, I didn't even know that was an option.

Man, I'm such a loser !

Hey, Joey !

Hey...

guy.

It's Martin. I'm your NBC executive.

You think I don't know your name, M-Martin ?

Hey, so, did you get tickets to the premiere ?

Yeah, but I'm not going.

I'm not really up for it.

Martin not at a party ?

You're the reason everyone's excited about it !

Come on, Marty. It'll be fun,

and I got the perfect date for you.

Okay, all right, fine, I'll go.

Uh, who's the date ?

I got a couple options. What are you looking for tonight ?

What's any guy looking for ?

- My sister it is . - Okay.

Hey, guys, listen up.

You know those tickets we got to the premiere ?

Well, I thought to make it more fun we could go with my co-workers.

You mean you offered us up as dates without telling us ?

What ?

No, no, no. I would never do that.

We're each going to pair off and have a buddy for the night.

And then maybe, as a goof, we'll make out with them.

Come on, this guy's great. He was very excited about you.

Why ? What'd you tell him I would do ?

Eh,

let's see what he looks like.

Hey ! How's it going ?

Uh, Michael and Gina, this is Martin and Carla.

Oh, it's a pleasure.

I'm having some difficulties with my dress.

Would you be kind enough to let me know if a boob pops out ?

Um... sure.

Oh !

At last, a true gentleman.

We better get going ; don't want to be late.

Hi, I'm Michael. I guess you and I...

Uh, Michael, a word, please.

You're actually my date tonight.

Oh.

Then who's going to be her date ?

Hello !

Sorry I'm late.

Alex, this is Carla. Carla, this is Alex, the girl I was telling you about.

Yes, you were. Hello.

Great . Nice to meet you .

Oh, you're friendly. Okay.

Okay, let's get going.

Joey, did you set Alex up with a lesbian ?

Yeah.

You couldn't find a guy for her ?

Oh, no, I could've. I just thought this would be funnier. Come on.

Oh, my God. This place looks incredible !

I know, huh ? Can you believe this is the set ?

Oh, uh, right over here is where I delivered this amazing monologue

where I tell my daughter that her mother died, and it may have been my fault.

The whole crew was crying.

And then right here on this tree

is where I taped the script so I wouldn't have to memorize it, eh ?