Kenan

Hey, so when's your mom coming to town?

- Ah, this afternoon. - That's right.

Big Bobbi Williams is coming for a visit.

Mm! Just in time too.

I am in dire need of some of her signature tlc...

Ticklin', lovin', chicken.

Ooh, well, sign me up for some of your mom's

famous sloppy chicken.

But can we circle back to the first two, right quick?

Oh, look, I am not ashamed to admit

that I need a little attention sometimes myself, all right?

And my mom, she's like the only person in my life

that I don't have to take care of.

We can just sit and visit and play Boggle,

maybe drink soda right out of the two liter

and talk about my problems for once.

Yeah, she's really gotten me through this year.

That woman is like sloppy chicken for the soul.

True, I mean, she has a way

of always telling you what you need to hear.

She's the reason why I don't wear high-waisted jeans.

- Yeah. - Or low-rise jeans.

- Okay. - Yeah, it's just middle jeans for Mika from now on.

Well, you better bust out

your maternity jeans tonight, because if I know you,

Mika gon' chicken.

Uh, you're not wrong, I'm going chicken.

Now come on, we got Ed's retirement party.

Ugh. Can't stand that guy.

We're gonna miss you, Ed.

What will we do without our beloved cameraman Ed,

who's leaving us at the end of the month

after 50 years of working with the station.

Happy retirement, Ed.

I'm heartbroken you're leaving,

I consider you a real father figure.

I'm Phil, I work with you every day.

Plus we're the same age.

How dare you?

Uh-uh, come on up, Ed. Cake time.

- I got you there, buddy. - Hey...

- - Ow!

Spicy to your last breath, huh Ed?

I'm retiring, not dying.

'Cause legends never die, bud.

That's right, he's so old,

he was the first black person they allowed in this building,

couldn't touch nothing.

But, you really are part of the greatest generation.

Our mom is coming to town this weekend,

I just love to sit around and hear her stories.

- Is she single? - Wh... what?

No, man. She's old, like you.

Older people still get down, Kenan.

Did you know our age group got the most STDs?

Why would you be proud of that?

You know goats can get STDs too?

Also, apparently, they're polyamorous.

I mean, we could learn a lot

from the goat community, am I right?

Yeah, I don't think that's right.

Sounds right.

You ever been to a foam party at a nursing home?

Ooh!

I've been to a foam party in my kid's playroom.

Why are we talking about this?

No, that's not my mom's speed,

all right, Ed?

She likes to watch CBS

and play bridge

and put flowers on my daddy's grave.

So she is single?

Ed, I swear, man, what'd you...

Hey, look,

- I play bridge too. - Good.

Bridge is where two guys face each other,

and the woman lies down between them, then...

Okay, I think I've heard enough,

Yeah, happy retirement, Ed!

I'll see you again...

Never... thank you, bye.

I didn't even want to do this party.

Daddy, do we have to do this?

Come on, aren't you excited to see your Nana?

- We love her. - She's just a little boring.

She never wants to do anything except sit and visit.

I'm eight, I need action!

Now, everyone's got their role.

Gary's the loose cannon, Kenan is the diva,

Aubrey's the best shot we got at generational wealth.

And, you, Birdie, are the one

that's kicked out of the American girl doll store.

And big Bobbi's like a sweet, reliable hug,

and I'm cool Papa Rick.

Surprisingly accurate, but look,

it's very important to me that your Nana

feel very welcome, all right?

And I get my special Ke-Nana time.

So mush, mush!

Come on, bro, you cannot still be jealous

of my relationship with Mom. We are adults.

Me? Jealous? Of that? No.

Men who can pull off full beards

with a naked upper lip,

that I'm jealous of.

It's just, man,

Mom went crazy at everything you did as a kid, man,

no matter what it was.

- That is not true. - She made AND1 mixtape of you going potty,

and meanwhile, there's no picture of me anywhere, man.

Classic case of middle child syndrome.

Middle child?

Yeah, Mom had a dog

that was the real Baby of the family.

Come on, Gary,

Mama was just busier when you were a kid

because Dad died. She loves us both the same.

She just shows it differently.

- Oh, yeah? - Like not at all?

The only way I can get any attention

is by faking being ill or injured.

You mean, you never had sticky liver disease?

Or loose bone syndrome?

You know, when you say 'em out loud...

- - Do not ruin this for me!

Perfect! My sweet, reliable hug is here.

Mommy... Mommy? What in the...

- Nana! - Holy smokes, Bobbi.

- I'm here. - Where is the rest of you?

Oh, look at my babies.

Ooh, you got so big.

Aww. Oh.

- Hey, sweetie. - Hey, Mama.

Hey, baby.

Hey, Mama.

- Man, Mama, your hugs... - All hard,

and you got biceps, and triceps...

Ceps on ceps on ceps, huh?

You look ten years younger, and I should know 'cause...

I look 20 years younger.

I mean, your hair's all done,

and your pants have gone from sweat to suit.

Did the Gap band get back together or something?

No, but I do have a Google alert set,

- just in case they do. -

But, I mean, Nana, you went from Mrs. Doubtfire

to Mrs. Straight-fire.

"Drag race"! -

We watch "Drag Race" together.

All right, Rick.

Girls, Nana got a little something from my travels.

Now, careful with that snake wine.

That's only for your enemies.

- Thanks, Nana. - You're the best.

- Snake wine? - Mm-hmm.

That sounds dangerous.

Well, Mama, I gotta say, this is a lot to take in.

Are we still gonna be able to do the stuff

that we used to do?

'Cause you know I need some "Iyanla my mama fix my life" time.

Your mommy is still in here.

My image just got a bit of a facelift

and so did my face and my buttocks.

- - And you fine, okay?

Come on, let's go lift some whiskey glasses,

how about that?

Okay.

Kenan, new Bobbi looks incredible.

She looks so happy.

Yeah, I think she's going through

a life crisis or something.

I'll talk to her, right after I get my slop on.

Okay, who's ready for big Bobbi's famous sloppy

salad! Hey!

- What is that? - Okay, I guess the chicken

is up underneath a layer of this dumb lettuce?

I'm eating healthy now, honey.

This year's been really transformative for me,

and I've realized that age is just a number.

But your cholesterol isn't.

- Oh, that is so... - Excuse me, sweetie,

still my turn. You gotta live every minute.

Like, the other day, I walked into this thing called

Leathercon, thinking I was going to,

you know, find a purse or something.

But, instead, I found four new friends named Chaz.

Ooh, Baby, them gay boys can dance.

- - Straight men can dance too.

It's usually just from the neck up, like...

- No. - Looks like a woodpecker.

Mama, that was real?

I mean, I thought you said when you were going to Leathercon,

that it was like code for bunion surgery or something.

I'm seizing the day, too, Mama.

Like I'm going to see Lil Jon do his DJ set.

I just know if we meet then I'll sign him

as my management client, and then he'll hear my demo,

and he'll sign me.

So you want to both sign and be signed by Lil Jon?

- Exactly. - Baby, that sounds like a lot of fun. I'm in.