Young & Hungry

Isn't it crazy how great life is?

I had the most amazing morning with Josh, an amazing afternoon,

and then we watched the sun set over the bay. Sofia, it was...

Amazing?

Yeah.

But enough about me. How was work?

Didn't go.

- Are you sick? - Nope.

Uh, is it a holiday?

It is for me.

Oh my god! Happy Cinco De Mayo!

It's not Cinco De Mayo, it's not even Mayo!

Oh. Okay, then why are you sitting here all depressed?

You seriously have no idea?

Ahh! Sofia, come on, just tell me!

I have to shower and change and pack, I'm spending the weekend...

It's my birthday.

Taking my best friend on a vacation!

What? Where?

Uh...

Italy?

Uhh!

- Mexico? - Sí!

Look at your face!

You totally thought I forgot! I was all, "Happy Cinco De Mayo!"

And you were like, "It's not even Mayo!"

Damn, I wish I was videoing you right now

so you could see how tricked you look!

Ooh! Where are we staying?

- In Mexico! - Yay!

Thank god it's Friday!

Only six more hours

of pretendin' to work!

I... got it!

Oh, sweet, you got Yolanda a pizza.

It's a Brunell, it's a painting.

And it's the best three million dollars

I've ever spent.

Sorry the tip does not reflect

the value of the item.

Three million bucks on one painting?

Oh, I got to see what you blew your money on.

Let's open that sucker up!

No! No, no, no, no, Gabi and I

have this whole thing planned.

After my Lasik eye surgery

tomorrow, she's gonna nurse me

back to health.

Then we're gonna open this

together, so I can view

the two most beautiful things in my life.

My Gabi... and my Brunell.

Well, I'd like to view

the two most beautiful things

in my life, but your jeans aren't tight enough.

Ohh.

Hey, guess what I'm doing this weekend?

I am spending the entire weekend...

At my bedside, taking care of me after my surgery.

Hell, yeah, I am,

'cause you're gonna need help

'cause of your operation,

'cause I am your girlfriend and that's...

You forgot about my laser eye surgery tomorrow.

Ha-ha! Look at your face!

Damn, I wish I was videoing you

right now, so you could see

how tricked you look!

Okay, yes, I forgot.

We had the entire weekend planned!

I know, but if it makes you feel any better,

I totally forgot Sofia's 25th birthday,

and you should've seen her face, Josh, she looked so hurt.

Hmm. Did it look anything like this?

Well, hers is more hurt, yours is more mad.

Which is why I'm so, so sorry.

Look, I... I really gotta spend this weekend in Mexico with Sofia.

Okay, now that's a hurt. Ooh!

Mexico? Then who's gonna take care of me all weekend?

Um...

I'm really sorry, I'll just tell her we'll go next weekend.

Yes!

You don't have to change your plans.

No!

You are the sweetest boyfriend in the entire world.

Oh, can I ask you for, um, one more favor,

it's kinda the reason I came in early?

- You were an hour late. - Early for me.

What?

It's a super long drive to Mexico, so can I leave now?

I was gonna ask for the jet, but I don't wanna take advantage.

Oh my god, is this gorgeous or what?

When I called, three months ago, they said

this was the best time to come to Mexico,

so that's why I booked it when I called three months ago.

Oh, I'm sorry, were you talking to me?

Because for the past nine hours

in the car you were on the phone with Josh.

Oh, was it that much?

- Mm-hm. - I'm really sorry.

The only reason I kept calling him

is because he was so mad at... himself,

for... forgetting that I told him

I was going away this weekend for your birthday.

But, doesn't matter anymore, because now I

can devote every second of this vacation

to you.

- So, go relax, I'll check us in. - Fine. I'm gonna go pee.

Hi. I'm checking in for Gabi Diamond.

Ah, yes, you called yesterday.

Shh, shh! No, no, I confirmed yesterday, I called three months ago!

No, you didn't.

I remember you begging and crying...

Okay, I'm sorry, does "Shh" mean something different in Spanish?

Because in English, it means "Please help me,

I forgot my best friend's birthday.

Okay, now here is my credit card, and, uh, if it gets declined,

please don't cut it in half.

Hi.

Hi. I'm just calling to tell you

that I can't call you anymore. I have

to make this weekend all about Sofia.

But she went to go pee, so I have a little

extra time to tell you that I miss you,

and I am so sorry one more time.

I miss you, too. But it'll be fine.

Elliot and Yolanda just came over, and you

know how they love taking care of me.

Love it.

But, uh, I'll just... I'll see you when you get back.

Or not, not sure if you know, but they're shooting a laser into my eye!

You're gonna be fine, you just need something to help calm you down.

Go look through Yolanda's purse.

You know, this is why I love you, because you always

seem to make me feel better.

You know?

Ohh. I wish I was there, too. But I have to be here,

and I have to make this weekend all about Sofia.

Because if she ever forgot my birthday,

I would think she was a total bitch.

You bitch!

Gotta go.

I knew it. I had a feeling you forgot in the apartment.

Who forgets their best friend's birthday?

What? I said, if... if you forgot my

birthday, not that I forgot your birthday.

Oh, really? Okay, Marisol, when did she make this reservation?

- Don't say anything, Marisol. - Dime, Marisol.

Don't dime, Marisol, don't you dare dime.

You know what? You don't have to tell me when she made this reservation.

I know when you did it. You did it last night.

Correcto.

Okay, look, I forgot.

- But it's only because I... - You're selfish.

You only think about you and your boyfriend, and you didn't even wanna

be here with me.

What? Where did you get that?

I just heard you tell Josh.

Did you even pee?

Look, I only said that to make him feel better

because I forgot his eye surgery.

You know what made me feel better?

The fact that you remembered my birthday,

and that you planned this amazing trip,

and that you finally wanted to spend some time with me,

but it turns out you didn't.

Yes, I did!

Is that why you were FaceTiming with Josh

the entire ride over here?

Gabi, like, you don't think that I wanna do that with my boyfriend?

But I would never do that to you, and,

also, oh yeah, I don't have a boyfriend.

Or a best friend.

It's my 25th birthday and I have no one.

Get up, get up!

What? What?

Where am I?

You're in Mexico, in my lobby, where you slept the whole night

because your best friend hates you.

Oh, yeah. It's all coming back to me.

What am I gonna do?

Well, this is just off the top of my head, but, why don't you

make it up to her by giving her the perfect day!

Wow! Scuba diving, ziplining, horseback riding,

jet skiing, tequila tasting!

- Mm-hm. - Wow, this is perfect.

- Mm-hm. - How much for everything?

Well, it's hard to put a price on friendship,

but... $900.

I'm sleepin' on your frickin' lobby couch, you think I can afford that?

Ugh!

Now you're sad. This moves me.

How about, you make it a day at the beach!

Huh? With a nice handwoven blanket, some sombreros and sunglasses,

and a nice bottle of tequila.

All for the low price of... How much do you have in cash?

- Twenty-two dollars. - Twenty-two dollars!

Juancarlo!

Juancarlo, the señorita would like to buy some birthday presents for her friend.

So how about some blankets, right? Or maybe some, uh, sombreros?