Kilometers and Kilometers (കിലോമീറ്റേഴ്സ് & കിലോമീറ്റേഴ്സ്)

-There's a call for Beena. -Okay.

-Dad, it's me, Seban. -It's a baby boy.

It's a boy!

-How are both of them? -They are good.

We have shifted them to the ward. Please come soon.

-I am on my way, Dad. -Okay.

Hey, your dad is on the way.

Hello.

Good morning.

Ladies and gentlemen of Thalanadu, I would like to welcome…

all of you.

This Onam celebration

is sponsored by Justin J. Vattakkalayil from USA.

Mr. Justin is sponsoring the program organized by Nalanda arts and sports club.

As all of us know, the cash prize is the main attraction of today's event.

The slow bike riding race is about to start.

All those who have registered for the same should report at the ground.

Hi, Brother Justin.

Why don't you print "USA" along with my name?

Bro, that will sound awkward.

-Really? -Your name is quite classy.

-Is that enough? -Absolutely!

-By the way, where is the bottle? -I have it strapped on.

-It's your baby! -No, look here.

-Let's have a peg or two. -Now?

-Why not? Play the music. -Music!

Come with me.

Where is the glass?

-Give me the bottle. -But we don't have a glass!

-We can have it in this trophy. -What?

Give it to me.

I just have this much of alcohol.

It won't be enough for three of us.

-Foreign brandy is the best! -That's whiskey!

Yeah, I mean whiskey that is brought from foreign is the best.

Oh!

Hello.

-Do you need a peg? No.

-Mr. Justin is sponsoring this-- -Justin from USA!

Mr. Justin from the USA is sponsoring

the Onam celebration organized by Nalanda arts and sports club.

What is this?

This is banana tree competition.

We will put oil on it and then a man will climb…

The player who holds on to it will be the winner.

Understand?

-What? -What?

How do I say it in English?

Don't bother about that. They will understand on their own.

-Sir, wait and watch. -Sure.

Just wait here. I will be back soon.

You have had too much of it.

How did you come to know? Come and have a peg.

Hey!

Aren't those trophies to be given at the prize distribution?

We couldn't find a glass.

I had kept one over here but now it's missing.

There you go!

Some foreigners are here. I was struggling with the language.

You could have been of help to me. Pour me a drink.

-But the trophy-- -To heck with it!

I won't be coming to your resort anymore.

I am quitting soon.

-What? -Yes!

I am done playing an all-rounder at your resort.

You are just playing me!

Am I not paying you well for the same?

Don't make me open my mouth!

All the registered competitors should come to the ground immediately.

The race organized by Nalanda club has commenced.

This was Vasu who moved like the wind.

Attention, players! This is a slow race and not a fast race!

You'll be disqualified if you keep your foot on the ground.

Here comes Subhash! Give him a big hand!

Here is the result for the sack race.

The first price is of 3,001 rupees.

It goes to none other than our beloved, Josemon.

This is his eleventh title in this event.

Let's continue with the race.

The next participant is Josemon.

The beloved son of Thalanadu.

Here comes the king of this race. Give him a big hand!

He is a champion in this race.

It will be a triple hat trick if he wins this race.

Here comes Josemon riding his Bullet.

-Give a big round of applause for him! -Come on, Josemon!

He knows everything about the Bullet! And here he goes!

The winner of this race is Josemon!

He has hit the triple hat-trick beating everyone else with his snail pace!

Friends, give him a big hand!

The art festival will start immediately

after the banana tree climbing competition.

We are starting with the banana tree climbing competition.

Our first participant is Hari.

Is he climbing or eating the banana tree?

Next is Sabu. Look at him go down.

Here comes our favorite player, Josemon!

He has been a champion for the last eight years.

He has been playing well and has won

many trophies for the same.

Josemon is determined to win the triple hat trick.

What a feat!

Look at him embracing the banana tree.

They have started measuring the length.

Yes!

It's five feet and four inches.

You were great.

They have sack race, bread biting race,

banana tree climbing competition and what not!

But they have no games for drunkards like us!

Nonsense!

Justin J. Vattakkalayil, you dumbass!

To heck with your sponsorship!

Have I gone blind or is it a power outage?

You should give a chance to everyone.

I was about to retire this year.

That's when I got to know about the cash prize.

Who is the sponsor of it?

Who?

How many times do I tell him?

Justin J. Vattakkalayil.

Justin from the USA! Don't miss that part.

USA is my unique selling proposition.

You should repay my debt as and when you get this money.

I will pay you soon.

But I need this money as it means special to me.

-This was my last competition. -Don't try to play us.

Josemon, you know what? You are like Mr. Induchoodan.

You have won all the competitions.

You are Poovalli Induchoodan and I am Justin J. Vattakkalayil.

-USA. -Oh.

-Do you want a drink? -Do you have beer?

No. We just have some whiskey with us.

Don't cry.

-Don't cry. -Participants of light music--

I have registered for this competition.

I won't be able to perform if I drink alcohol.

-Do we have to watch that as well? -He is an artist.

It's finished.

The referee for the competition is yet to come.

-Referee? -I mean the judge.

Ask the president of our bank to judge the song.

So, can I leave?

Yes, you may leave. We don't have drink to share with you.

Kuttan, you should have bought some snacks.

We have some snacks with us.

-Where is it? -I have baby food with me.

-Give it to me. -You can have it with alcohol.

Judges, please note. Josemon.

Like a bell metal vessel Inverted by someone

The moon appears in the sky

ONAM CELEBRATIONS NALANDA ARTS AND SPORTS CLUB

Old memories would

Well up tears in eyes

That's how he sung last time.

Well up tears in eyes of

Honorable family members

Like a bell metal vessel Inverted by someone

THE ATROCITIES OF AMERICA

He couldn't win the music competition this time as well.

Well, he won cash prize this time and not the usual gift.

That's what I am happy about.

You are coming on 18th, right?

Beware of the thieves in the train.

-Which train is that? -Nothing.

She will reach on 18th. Her semester fee is due.

Do you have any plans?

Her bangle is the only gold left with us.

How can we take it?

-No, let me think of something. -Could you please hold this?

-How would you pay it? -Let's see, Mom.

It's pointless to take a home loan.

How long could we run this with small loans?

Let us sell this off and finish off the home loan.

We can look for a house on rent.

That's enough for us.

How can we sell this off, Mom?

Dad built this house.

We would just have to pay once if they didn't follow the semester system.

I thought I will not see you around for a long time.

Come.

Why are you blushing?

Isn't it like routine for you?

Don't laugh.

You must be wondering why I am happy, right?

I am happy that this is the last time. Take this

This is the last and final one.

I am just left with my wedding chain.

I won't give it even to my husband.

I suggest that you should sell the bangle.

Don't bother about getting it back for me.

-I will return all of your gold soon. -Don't crack jokes.

Go and do whatever you need to.

Do you want something to eat?

No, we don't have time for that, Mom.

Actually…

-Off you go. -Okay.

Both of you are made for each other.

I don't have the luck to pawn my own mom's gold. Thanks to you!

Let me apologize to her.