My Normal

We have a big problem here, girls.

Your behavior is completely unacceptable.

Mr. Connor...

Did we do something wrong?

The three of you have been disrupting my class

and you're making it difficult for the students

who actually want to learn something.

Not only am l going to call your parents,

but you all have detention.

Not only am l gonna call your parents...

But you all have detention.

You've got detention You've got detention

You girls think this is funny?

No, Jim!

l don't find anything funny about this.

l wasn't finished!

Put these on!

l don't think these are appropriate to wear here.

You fucking imbecile, did l stutter?!

l said put 'em on.

This is outrageous!

l'm just trying to give you girls a good education!

Ooooh...

We'll give you a good education...

ADULT education!

Just let me go!

Somebody really needs detention.

That was fun, right?

Yeah, that was crazy.

l love it when it's the three of us together.

lt's like Charlie's Angels, look out!

More like Hells Angels.

And Natalie...

that dildo was way too big to use on him like that.

But l think he liked it the way he was moaning.

You think he liked it?

Who cares. l liked it.

Are you girls hungry?

So hungry l could eat the balls off a snake right now.

You know, l have the strangest craving for foie gras.

Eew! That's nasty!

The way they force-feed those poor little geese -

it's animal cruelty, you know.

Honey, you the last one to be talking about animal cruelty

after what you just did to that poor man.

Ashtray.

Taboo, good afternoon.

Hold please.

Janet, line 2.

Taboo, good afternoon.

Marie, line 4.

- Hey V. - Hey.

Do l have any new bookings?

You have Tony at 3 o'clock...

You have a 4:30 with a new guy

into latex fetish and heavy bondage,

and Karen and her husband want to push to 7.

- Can you e-mail me that to me? - Sure.

Jim should be ready.

Let me write him up so you can get out of here.

All right, we got an all-girl gang bang,

CBT, nipple, humiliation - verbal and physical -

foot fetish, spitting, forced fem,

rape fantasy, heavy cursing...

Ah! Face slapping...

l've gotta last minute booking -

basic trampling and a golden.

Any takers?

Nah, l'm good.

l'll do it.

All right. Don't do nothing l wouldn't do.

Later, beauties.

He's gonna be here in 20 minutes.

Awesome.

Hi, Natalie. lt's Grandma.

l have great news...

l think l found someone for you.

Call me back.

Hi, Mommy.

Sure, l'd love to.

OK...

l'll see you later.

Natalie, l think you should go back to being blond

or at least put some blond highlights in your hair.

lt looked so beautiful that way.

Thanks, Ma, but the bleach dried out my hair.

l like it better natural.

Ma, she looks beautiful the way she is.

l know she does.

What's going on with your hair?

l just got it cut this morning.

lt's a little too short, isn't it?

l mean, just don't go any shorter.

l've been getting my hair cut like this for a year.

Nat, you think it's too short?

No, it looks real cute. l like that dykie look.

What?

l mean, if l saw you on the street

l'd definitely think you were gay.

Natalie, not everybody sees things the way you do.

Maybe it's not about the hair.

Then what is it?

You know what it is?

lt's the hair with the clothes, it's the way you carry yourself.

Everything about you screams,

''l don't need a man.''

Some people might confuse that with being gay.

Well, just because l don't walk around town

with long, red, flowing hair and my tits and ass hanging out,

doesn't make me gay.

l'm sorry.

My bad. Do you forgive me?

C'mon, Becca, forgive me, pretty please!

l like your hair the way it is.

- Come on. - OK!

Rebecca, how's work going?

lt's going pretty well, actually.

l have an evaluation next week.

and l think l'll be getting a promotion.

- Congratulations. - That's very exciting.

How about you, honey? How's work going?

lt's good.

l've been working on some other things though.

That's great.

Finally use your Psychology degree...

The one l sent you to school for?

Cute, Ma.

Seriously, though...

l'm going into the film business, Ma.

Film? Well, that's something new.

Now, l know you don't wanna hear this,

but l think it would be nice if one of you young ladies

would just start to think about settling down

and having a little one.

C'mon!

l want someone to call me Grandma

before l get too old to be bothered by it.

Oh, that's easy...

Grandma!

- Nana! - That's not funny.

- Granny! - OK!

OK, fine.

Can we change the subject?

What time is it?

l don't know what time it is.

Are you going uptown any time soon?

No, l'm staying here with Nana.

Granny's my date.

Why didn't you invite me?

We thought you were going out with your friends.

You can stay with us, honey.

What are you doing tonight?

Yeah, hang out with us.

Goin' out with my friends.

Hey, Joe! How you doin'?

Hi, Nat. l am good!

You comin' out with us tonight?

No.

l gotta work at that new club on 46th Street.

- Swank! - Yeah!

l know the owners from this place that l danced at in Vegas.

That's cool.

Where's Mel?

She is in the bedroom doing a session.

ln the bedroom?

She turned the extra room into a dungeon

so she could get some work done on the side.

- Hey, baby. - Hey.

Hey, watch that thing!

So you're doing sessions now?

Oh, yeah.

But l screen them down to their diets.

Where are we going tonight?

Juicy's.

We always go to lesbian clubs.

Why can't we go to a straight club?

Because we're lesbians.

Oh, yeah.

All right... l'll go with the girls tonight.

But l need to be around some men some time soon.

You're around men all the time.

No, some real men.

Ah, come on.

You know you love the ladies.

No... You love the ladies.

Oh, shit. That must be Sonia.

What the fuck is going on in here?

Which one of these lucky bitches you 'bout to put it on?

Stop it! l'm in a session.

Uh huh.

- Hey, mamacita. - Hi, doll.

You look fierce, as usual.

Thank you.

You are so damn cute!

Okay, all right!

So, who's not ready?

That would be... You!

l gotta finish my session, don't l?

C'mon!

l thought you fucked your bitch already?