Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

First federal national city bank.

Hello. Hello!

Yeow!

Practical jokers!

The bank alarm!

But who?

Whoa!

One little adjustment, and this will run

with no problems.

What are you doing?

Sorry, gadget. It's a reflex.

Every time I hear the words "no problems,"

it usually means anything but.

Like I was saying.

Sorry, monty.

- Get out of my way! - I was here first.

Hiya, gadget.

I picked this just for you.

Thanks, Chip. It's perfect.

This should keep the prop on.

Great! Now we can go on a picnic.

Oh, Dale, you're so thoughtful.

Come on, everyone.

We're going on a picnic.

Everyone? But I meant...

Oh, Dale, you're so thoughtful.

Golly, Dale, this was a wonderful idea.

Too right.

I was starving.

- More lemonade? - Sure, don't mind if I do.

- Hey, what's the big idea? - I'm thirsty.

Get your own drink. This is mine.

- Oh, yeah! - Yeah!

You shorted out the battery.

He did it! Me? You did it!

Isn't friendship grand?

I know fighting over the same girl can cause heartache...

But thanks to your squabbling,

I'm getting a backache.

Here's the hardware store.

There must be something here I can use to fix...

Ye-ouch!

Oh, my!

Oh, sorry.

Did I... I mean, I...

Hello.

Who are you?

Yeah, who are you?

Everyone just calls me sparky.

Well, I'm Monterey Jack.

Knew an electric eel named sparky once.

Of course, every time you touched him...

You... got... A... shock.

Oops. Sorry about that.

You see, I'm a lab rat,

specializing in electrified mazes

and shock therapy.

Guess I still have a little voltage built up.

Golly! You work in a science lab?

- I do? - Well, you just said you did.

Oh, that explains this voltage buildup.

Sounds like a short circuit between the ears to me.

Come on, gadget. Let's get going.

Yeah, we've got to fix the rangermobile.

Transportation problems?

We had kind of an accident.

The battery shorted out.

Oh, allow me.

One of the benefits of being a lab rat.

That, and you never have to comb your hair.

I'm sure glad you had time to visit, sparky.

It's so nice to finally talk to someone who understands me.

We're really on the same wavelength.

Let me show you my latest invention,

this is my automatic plungo-popper prototype.

Push a button, and it works with no problems.

Crikey! She said, "no problems."

Wow. Terrific shot.

But if you tighten this tri-valve adapter,

it'll shoot twice as far.

No problems.

Golly, sparky, you sure are smart.

I don't see what's so special about that guy.

Come on. We're not gonna let any lab rat show us up.

Hey, we'll show you how to make this thing really fly.

Yeah, all you have to do is pull this back...

A little bit more.

I'll get a broom.

Oops! Forgot to turn off me tea kettle.

I'll be right back, mates.

Hey! What's with him?

Hey, what are you doing? Watch out!

Chip, Dale, now look what all your showing off has done!

We didn't do it!

He did! And he did it on purpose.

Go on, tell her.

Yes, of course.

Tell her what?

Come on, sparky. The boys can clean up their mess by themselves.

I can't wait to see your lab.

Wow! Look at all this neat stuff.

There's even a left-hinged framwinkle,

and it has a battery-driven oscillator, too.

I could stay here forever.

Oh! She's thinking of leaving us.

It all belongs to the professor.

He's a real genius.

Taught me everything I know.

Yeow!

Must be getting a little rusty.

The shock helps motivate the memory.

Golly. I think you do great.

Yeah, play it again, sparky.

Oh, hiya, buzz. Meet gadget.

Careful, the professor has been motivating buzz, too.

Nice to meet you.

How about a little demonstration of maze running, buzzy ol' boy?

Sure, sparky. Hey, what about my motivators?

You know I need 'em to run the maze.

Why would you want to run the maze?

Because you asked him to.

I did? Oh, then he'll need his motivators.

This sound gets him to run,

and this tells him where to go.

- Ouch! - Never get in the way

of a motivated Guinea pig.

Eee! Ahh! Ooh!

Ahh! Ooh! Ooh!

What happened?

He took a wrong turn. Don't worry.

Buzz gets a real charge out of it.

He looks like he's not even thinking.

That's the beauty of it... Action without thought.

The professor says thinking wastes time.

Well, he's sure not wasting any.

- Well, how'd I do? - Do what?

We can do better than that.

Sure you could, mates.

- Monterey! - I knew you two were up to something.

Tch, tch, tch. Spying on our gadget.

I'm taking you outta here

before your jealousies cause a... whoa!

Zipper?

Now you've done it.

What are you doing here?

Maybe they've come to run the maze?

Yeah. That's it. We came to run the maze.

I'd advise against it.

We'll show gadget.

On your Mark, get set, go!

Oops! Wrong way!

Oops! Eee! Ow!

Wrong again.

I think you'd better turn it off now.

Good idea.

Unfortunately, the professor never taught us how to do that.

Whew!

Boy, I've tap-danced on skillets cooler than that.

Why don't you blokes really impress gadget

by finding the right way out?

The professor's back.

We have to get back to our cages.

Professor? That's Norton nimnul, the evil scientist.

Ha ha ha ha.

I feel like taking another trip to the bank

to study money matters,

'cause to me, only money matters.

Ha ha. Humor comes so easily when you're an evil genius.

Oh no! He'll see the boys!

If nimnul finds us messing with one of his evil plots,

we're finished.

Then let's get out of here!