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What should I say?

Just to be famous, somebody famous. Just that.

My hobbies? Reading, my job...

I work in advertising. Many things. Advertising's what I do.

I like cinema, fashion, etc. I also sing.

Personally, for myself, I haven't read anything lately.

I have my studies.

My favorite book is "Eight Parts of Desire".

It's about the revolt, in the 80's,

during the rule of ayatollah Ruhamini.

Khomeini.

Sure, I know some poets. But not personally.

I think Czeslaw Milosz died 2 years ago, but I'm not quite sure.

Oh, he got a Nobel prize, right?

I guess he's dead by now. Nobody lives forever.

To the theater? Yeah, recently, but where?

But I usually go with my kid cousin, so it's plays for children.

It's by David Lunch. He's a well-known director.

A psychologist director, so to speak.

A psychological film is...

one with a surprising ending which we don't expect.

That's why it's interesting.

I like comedy. I also still remember certain scenes from "Psy".

Krzysztof Zanussi was a director.

Krzysztof Zanussi? I knew who he is...

I can't remember any titles right now.

But...

"A contractible disease sexually transmitted".

He's alive, Wajda. He's alive. Still alive.

No, I don't know, I've never had such a disease.

Well, about all these directors...

Honestly, I don't pay attention to who is the director.

According to me, my favorite movie of Wajda is "Psy".

The battle of Grunwald took place in...

the year one thousand...

I really have no idea when it was. 1000 something?

However, I suppose it was around...

the year 1500...

23?

Against the Turkish. Or the Tatars.

1023?

We won in the first fight. They had no chance.

I don't like history. I can learn some parts if necessary.

I've no idea why I ended up studying humanities.

I think Polish people are smart, because I'm Polish,

so I will always claim, as a compatriot,

that Polish people are a good nation. A smart one.

So those are the facts.

He's half an hour late. Maybe he won't come?

Will he come?

Can you repeat?

Ah, you are deaf?

I can hear a bit. But not too much.

I'm terribly sorry I'm late.

Don't worry, everyone will be admitted.

Please come in.

He's holding his hands.

- Did you feel something? - You don't have to shout.

I felt heat, as if his hands were electrical.

He said I should come a couple more times

and he will heal me completely.

It's the third time we're in this town, and it still works.

I'll catch a disease from all this touching.

Tomorrow you're the healer.

No way, you're already famous. And I'm an actor.

An actor? You were cast as the queen's stool, in Radom.

It's nice when a queen sits on you.

Sorry, we're closed now.

You're not.

I'll be back in a month.

I don't do abortions. Sorry, but it's against my beliefs.

Touch your eyes, maybe you'll heal them.

She came to see you 6 months ago. You touched her and this happened.

He touched me more than once.

Wait! What did he do?

He left my sister pregnant, in my town.

Oh, OK then.

And who the fuck are you?

A volunteer. He helps me with the healing.

Out!

If it's about money...

- Did you sleep with her? - No...

He's lying.

Once.

Twice.

Same session.

You'll pay for this.

You're breaking my arm!

All right, I'll pay alimony.

You should sue the condom producer, though.

Alimony?

Things are different around here.

What's more important to you, love or sex?

Only love.

Favorite book?

"Anne of Green Gables".

Why did you apply for this show?

My mum said I'm young and intelligent and I will manage.

Soup, my dying man.

I was joking!

You could get off your uniform, you've been off work for two years.

This soup is too salty!

It can't be, I outsmarted you and didn't add any salt.

I'll show you, the salt shaker is full.

Józio...!

It was an accident!

In the name of the Church, I ask you:

Do you want, of your free will, to be married?

Do you, Beata, want to marry Cezary?

And swear to love him and be faithful, until death parts you?

Yes, I want.

Do you, Cezary, want to marry Beata,

swear to love her and be faithful to her?

No.

No, I don't.

Surely you won't kill me in a church!

Goodbye.

It could have been beautiful!

We'll wait it out.

Those guys have connections.

And I have patience.

They'll find you. And me as well.

I'll call you when things calm down.

And don't go to my flat to get the money!

Are you crazy? I'm not suicidal.

Where is he? Who?

I won't ask you twice. I don't know.

You should just take this. It's a lot of money.

Tell me where he is...

He's still alive!

Call an ambulance!

I'm sorry!

I didn't notice it's slippery.

Are you hurt?

Can you get me to a hospital?

Could you not inform the police?

If it doesn't hurt too much.

I got accepted for a TV show.

This could end everything!

And this show is a bit like a prison, so maybe it makes it up to you.

Like a prison?

Hello. I'm great.

At everything. I can do everything.

I like love and sex, war and peace. And I'm natural. A naturist.

That girl who got accepted at the casting for women,

Alina, she tried to run me over with a car.

A very good way to get to know somebody.

So?

- What have you done recently? - Where?

- In life. - In life? I wasn't there.

I was on a cruise around the world.

Thank you. Your profession?

Sailor. But I'm also a bit of a handyman.

What can you fix?

Ships, mostly. Boats...

- Water skis... - Yeah?

- What do you sail with? - Me?

A boat, mostly.

What kind of boat?

A Bols boat.

- Are these the best you could find? - They're not that bad.

- So there are no better ones? - No.

Ok, then. Will they quarrel?

For that 3 Poles are enough, and we have 10.

Look. These are your 5 minutes.

They can turn into years.

Make it hard on them. OK?

Look, they're going to drive us in a limousine!

The house you're moving into is on an island,

located on an artificial lake near a dam.

The house is completely disconnected from the outside world.

You'll spend a month there.

If the viewers like it, the program will be extended by 2 months.

If not, none of you gets the prize.

So you should make an effort.

The viewers will choose the winner.

Cezary? Is something the matter?

No!

You look very bad.

He's just afraid of water.

The island can only be reached by boat.

This is a strategic area, all water traffic is controlled.

I'm Roman - face of the year of Fred's Underwear, 3 years ago.

Cezary. Face of the century for condoms Breaker. Since ever.

The show is operated from here by a small crew

to ensure maximum privacy.

All cameras are remotely controlled from the directing room.

- No security guards? - No.

By the way,

a phone hidden in your socks was not the smartest idea, Roman.

Huh?

I can let you have it, there's no network here anyway.

The bedrooms are over there.

Those are the private rooms, if you need some intimacy.

The kitchen.

And this is the bathroom.

- That is the bathroom? - What did you expect?

There are doors in the toilets, though.

More good news:

We have decided to increase the prize to 2 million zloty.