Gintama.: Shirogane no Tamashii hen 2

Watch the Silver Soul arc in a bright room and at a safe distance from the TV!!!!!

Damn, I totally lost them.

Hey, Yamazaki. Get your ass here, now.

I'll give you the exact location later.

Looking for something, sir?

If it's cute girls you want, I know just the place.

I'm looking for a woman with an eyepatch, one with a facial scar,

a perverted ninja, and a female gorilla.

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Give it up, sir.

Ain't an ordinary man in this world who can handle those crazies.

You won't even have butt hair when they're done with you.

That sounds terrifying.

And you're working in such a terrifying town.

How old are you, kid?

Th-The hell?!

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You can't show that off here! Have some common sense!

I bet you're not popular with the ladies—

Ow!

What are you yelping about?

Good grief.

You're the one ruining this place's reputation with a lack of common sense, Seita.

Mom...

The Shangri-La of Yoshiwara is now a government-recognized tourist spot, huh?

Two years ago, this place sheltered civilians from the flames of war.

I suppose that paid off.

But even in broad daylight,

the relationship between men and women ain't all that different.

Day or night,

the Hyakka will always be the champions of women.

There you have it.

The one running this town now

is the former Courtesan of Death turned Courtesan of the Sun, Tsukuyo.

Make sure you never disrespect women where her scar can see it.

You'll be whisked away to a world with no day or night.

Gintama

Silver Soul

If you missed the last episode,

this visual probably shocked you, but don't worry.

This guy right here?

That's Gin-san.

Silver Soul Arc

There Are Lines Even Villains Can't Cross

An enemy to women is an enemy to Yoshiwara.

Let me teach that guy a lesson.

Aren't you glad, Kyu-chan?

She says she'll get revenge for your panties.

What? Those were your panties?

I thought you'd be wearing a loincloth or something,

but your underwear is actually normal, huh?

Anyway, it's good that there are no stains or anything.

It's truly important to change your underwear every day.

Huh? Do I see some hair over there?

Nah, that's the hair on his head sticking out.

Huh? But I see a red stain there...

That's from when we beat him up.

How long are you gonna keep wearing that, anyway? Give it back!

Not the diapers!

He's grown completely defiant.

Takasugi, was it?

I hear he used to have a final-boss aura whenever he appeared.

A real shocker, right?

What happened to him?

Where did he go wrong?

Must've been when he put those panties on his head.

There are lines even villains can't cross.

Of course you'd be demoted from final boss if you wore panties on your head.

No, maybe he wore them because he was demoted from final boss.

I just happened to be having a hard time with him, actually.

I believe he came to Edo with Gin-san.

But he just wouldn't talk.

I hope you can get him to spill where Gin-san is while you teach him a lesson.

Gintoki's back in Edo?

Why won't he come see us, then?

I don't know. Maybe he has his reasons.

It's because he's over there with panties on his head.

Shinsfake's got his back to the wall now.

Stupid broads. It's pointless trying to embarrass me.

Uh, I'd say you're just embarrassing yourself here.

Because I'm both Takasugi and not at the same time.

In other words, no matter how much you humiliate Takasugi Shinsuke,

it won't hurt me at all...

Hey, wait! Hear me out!

C-Come on! That hurts, damn it!

So it does hurt you after all?

That's not it! I meant it wouldn't hurt me mentally!

Uh, I have no idea what you're talking about.

You keep spouting delusional lines without backing them up.

That's why you were demoted from final boss.

That's going too far! Apologize to Takasugi!

No, you apologize.

Fine! Bring on the torture or whatever!

Just know that it'll make you bigger disgraces than me!

Worse than a terrorist in diapers with panties on his head! Serves you right!

What's wrong?

Don't tell me you hung me up here without being prepared to follow through.

Sorry, but Yoshiwara ain't a place of torture.

This is a red-light district.

We entertain men here, not make them suffer.

You liar! This is water torture!

That ain't water.

L-Lotion?

Tallgeese!

Welcome!

Ladies of Yoshiwara, we have a bigshot guest today.

Use your skills and experience to give him the warmest welcome.

H-Hey, wait! What's all this?

Hello there, handsome!

Hey, Gran! Where are you touching?!

Stop it! Gross!

Oh... Wait... Not there!

Huh? What's going on here, Tsukky?

This is how Yoshiwara does things now.

Demons of lust are made to drown in women.

Welcome!

Welcome back, Master!

And what lies beyond that lust...

Oh, he's back.

What's sexy about boobs, anyway?

Why are there two of them?

He's a sage now.

Hmm? What's this cloth doing here?

Get it off.

How could you?!

Freed from his worldly desires, he's at the gates of enlightenment.

Hey, has some of your evil been washed away?

Then answer me.

Is it true that you were traveling with Gintoki?

As I am now, both that and boobs come across as pair of trifling matters.

Speaking of which, why do boobs come in pairs?

Our sage has lost interest in everything.

And why does he keep talking about boobs?

Let's make him take another lap and forget about boobs.

Wait. Two laps, one for each boob.

Uh, the enlightened one is screaming.

Three laps around hell will surely make him a better man.

Don't call it hell, Sarutobi!

Oh, he's back from his pilgrimage.

Don't call it a pilgrimage, Otae!

God?

I am naught.

I am naught.

I am empty.

I am empty.

Uh, I think we went way too far.

A lap for each boob was too much for him.

We should've left one boob.

I hath no interest in boobs.

I hath no interest in boobs.

See?

You know, he still seems to be hung up on boobs.

Hey, is Gintoki...

All is vanity. All is vanity.

All is vanity.

All is vanity.

Nope. We're not getting anything out of him.

I am naught.

I am naught.

I am empty.

I am empty.

Boobs art two.

Boobs art two.

Look, his head's filled with nothing but boobs!

Oh, well.

Let's stimulate his lust and turn him back a little.

Tsukky, take the grannies' place in there and let him fondle your boobs.

Why me?!

Well, I can't do it. I'm getting married to Gin-san.

And Kyubei-san can't handle being touched by a man.

Sarutobi-san, why was I not considered?

Tae doth be naught.

Tae doth be naught

Boobs art zero.

Boobs art

zero.

Hey! What happened to "boobs art two"?

What do you mean, "zero"?!

Now I'm mad. I'm gonna go.

Wait, Tae-chan!

Don't stop me. I have my pride as a woman, too.

That's not it.

Okay, I'm on standby.

How would you fondling her help?

Kyubei-san...

You said you were ready for arranged marriage, but you haven't changed at all.

But I can't let that pervert defile Tae-chan!

Okay, fine.

You're right. This is a job for me.

Tsukuyo-san?

Why?

Why?

Why go so far...

Why go so far...

Courtesan of Boobs?

Courtesan of Boobs?

Who're you calling Courtesan of Boobs?!

You're such a fool, really.