Coffee Cat Mama (Mao Si Ma Ma / 貓屎媽媽)

This can't go on!

Open the door!

Witch...You're welcome!

Your place stinks!

Sit! I said "Sit!"

When was the last time you had a shower?

Witch! Why did you mess with Fung and I?

Why can't you leave us alone?

Why spill nonsense in front of her and make her leave?

Why? Like to mess with me?

What has Keung done to make you fire him?

Pebble is probably dead by now.

People get killed all the time, why not you?

I just finished a project next door.

I should be happy and proud of myself.

But I'm not, because of what you said.

You said I worked hard to break up families,

while you helped people build their home sweet homes.

Such bullshit from a two-bit renovator

made me not so proud of myself.

I have lost my sense of accomplishment.

I buy that actually. It's really bullshit!

You were so smug when you lectured me about the destruction I brought.

Why don't you show me something constructive?

Look at you! You're pathetic!

You brought your mom home from the train station.

But what for? To show your care as a son or to take revenge?

Despite your skills and technique,

if you're not emotionally prepared,

your performance will be affected.

Today, we're not training you on your technique in making coffee,

but about the procedure of the competition.

What does that mean?

Everything you need for the competition is on this cart.

From top to bottom are things you need the most and the least.

You use the coffee machine provided by the organiser,

but you can bring your own grinder.

I see...how I grind the beans will affect the quality of the coffee.

If everyone uses the same machine,

it's up to me to make myself stand out.

Fan Fart, you're more experienced with competitions.

Why don't you share on that with Raisin Bread?

Fan Fatt...Hey!

I don't want to talk today.

Go ahead! I'll add my comments.

He never wants to talk. Just carry on.

You have 15 minutes to get ready,

and move everything to your work station.

That's not very hard.

The 15 minutes includes tasting the espresso.

Just like what we do at work every day?

That takes a long time! And this too?

Moving the tools must be done in 6-7 minutes

so that you can have time to make a cup of espresso.

Dune'. veg!

Getting it done once is not enough.

You must turn the process into reflex.

So even if you're nervous, your performance won't be affected.

You mean like a robot?

In a way.

Is that true? You're not kidding?

Your sister is conning my son!

Sherman, teach me! I want to learn.

So ready to learn? What's going on?

Dad, come quick! Mom is back!

Sherman got the oracle that Mom is in Hong Kong.

Don't believe in that con artist!

Hey!

His Mom called me from the US.

She's in Hong Kong.

I saw her in a taxi at the park.

Mr Pau Cho-kwong, you would get caught when you're cheating.

The way the taxi drove by,

how could you tell it was your Mom?

Grace, can I borrow your phone?

Don't you give it to him!

You want to call your Mom again?

I want to call Mom...

Spare me your tears. I don't buy those.

You buy Grace's tears but not mine!

You're being partial!

No...that's not it! Just think...

You keep trying to call your Mom.

Has she ever answered the phone?

Dad! Son!

Dad! Son!

Listen, Landlord!

Your Mom promised she'd be back for your birthday,

and your birthday is coming up.

I'll believe it when I see it.

Even if she doesn't show up,

I'm sure she has her reasons.

Thanks for that comment.

I thought you didn't want to talk.

Let me get that...

Hello? OK, where?

The hotpot shop where we met last time.

Hello...Fan Fart? Can you hear me?

Sung Tsau-po, are you in Hong Kong?

Your son saw you and ran after you.

He almost got run over!

Hello? That witch!

How did you know that was BoBo?

Your smile betrayed you when you saw the caller display.

It was the same as when you spoke to her on the phone in the locker room.

It gave me the shivers.

Well? You have some explaining to do?

I'm meeting her. Come along.

Let me have Landlord settled first.

Run along, I can look after Landlord.

No, I'll tell Yam to pick him up.

I'm not busy.

It's OK, don't want to trouble you.

Hello?

Yam, time to move!

Where am I to pick up Landlord?

From So Mei's! Don't worry, she's not there.

I'm not worried, I just don't want to see her.

I'll be so angry I'll scare myself.

Save it! You're worried you'll forgive her when you see her.

You're a real pawn, a second-class pawn.

Hey, I cut her off!

But you'd forgive her even; time.

I'm actually proud of you for holding out this long.

Don't be so sure!

Then you'll pick up Landlord? It's a deal!

Fine!

Hurry...Pick up!

Hello, Fei-fei?

What is it, Ka-ching?

What are you doing?

Doing volunteer work in Yuen Long.

I'm fixing household appliances for the elderly.

Can you come to my place at once?

I just got here. I haven't even started.

I have to pick up Landlord from So Mei's.

I want you to give me a hand.

It'll take at least an hour for me to reach your place from Yuen Long.

It's alright! Thank you!

You're a very, very good girlfriend.

OK, bye!

Why wouldn't you see your son?

Not so loud!

I can't let people find out I have a son.

Fine, let's talk somewhere else.

No need!

What's their hurry? Is there a fire?

I'm here because I'll be starring in "Day and Night of Lan Kwai Fong".

That's a Category III movie.

That's up to what government censorship says.

I'm sure it's not suitable for people under 18.

Are you dreaming or are you crazy?

Have you thought about your son?

Do you know it can scar him for life?

I know that now.

That's why I'm asking Fan Fatt for help to get me out of it.

What's the use?

At least I can get So Sick to summon his buddies from work.

What can he do? Drive spirits off with beans?

How can an ordinary roaster... make people in a hotpot restaurant...

disappear... and re-appear just like that?

And disappear again?

That's enough!

I'm sorry, Brother Fatt.

Mr Fan, you're a

Now you know why I need his help and not yours. Renovators?

It's him again! Tell him "no"!

Hello?

Well?

Beauty centre promotion,

free hair removal for breast implant.

But Cripple Co said filming would start in a day or two.

Who's Cripple Co?

His name sounds scary!

You won't know someone like him.

He's not someone a renovator like you should mess with.

He owns a film company.

I overheard them mention Fan Fatt when they were shooting the breeze.

That was when I realised you have clout.

I told them right away I knew you.

When Cripple Co heard your name,

he was so scared he almost got up to leave.

Can you help me?

I have to apologise to you for something.

To me? You don't have to...

It was Cripple Co trying to challenge me.

So it's your fault again, Sung Tsau-po!

You're so irresponsible, always doing whatever you want!

Why can't you show consideration for other people's feelings?

She's your ex after all.

Don't be too hard on her!

Don't worry, buddy.

From now on, all the shops and offices we own will buy coffee beans from your cafe.

You'll make more than enough to cover the renovation costs.

Very well.

What about me? Will you help me?

I'll get you a lawyer.

Fan Fart, you...

If Cripple Co comes after you, I'll help you...

I knew you wouldn't stand by and watch me die.