Royal Pains

Previously on royal pains...

- Now with hanklab gone, are we going to have

to plead with the hospital for more reasonable rates?

No, not yet.

I'm actually working on hanklab mach ii.

Good morning, Boris.

I have a business proposal i want to discuss with you.

- Hi. I'm Charlotte.

- Are you in town just to see Hank?

- I'm also here to consult with a surgeon

that Hank knows who does corneal transplants.

- You hired the lawyer, the one that helped viviana.

- I had to do something to make up for interfering.

- Cinco's parents are suing hankmed.

You know that picture of you

sticking a needle into cinco's ass?

They saw that, and now they're out for blood.

- Emma, did you sell that photo of cinco and me to snarkhampton?

I sent that photo

to some of the people who were at the party.

One of them must've sold it to snarkhampton.

- Is there anything else we should know about?

No.

Hey, guys.

One of my prescription pads is missing.

Did either one of you take it?

- Was anyone here while we were in Argentina?

Not that I know of, just Emma.

48, 49, 50. Yep, 50.

50.

I could've done this by myself, you know.

You should be with Charlotte.

She may be seeing for the first time

since she was five... that's a big deal.

- Yeah, well, this Emma issue is a big deal too.

Well, no pills are missing.

- Oh, so she only took a prescription pad.

If she took the pad.

Okay, she probably took the pad.

- This is so much worse than selling pictures to a website.

I mean, she put our business in jeopardy, my medical license.

She broke the law. Why?

Why would she do that? - Probably money.

- Well, there are better ways to make money.

- Yeah, but she grew up learning to make an easy buck.

Think about it.

She's been scamming with her mom since she was a kid.

- Yeah, I know, but I thought she didn't want that.

I thought she wanted to, you know, fit in here.

She does, but now she has

all these wealthy, privileged friends.

She probably thought she needed money to keep up with them.

Personally, I like the idea of just blaming cinco.

- No, no, no, it's not about blame.

We need to help her. - I know...

Or dad won't be the only felon in the family.

You know what?

Let's sit down with Emma tonight as a united front.

We'll have a family summit.

- I feel like every time we try asking her directly,

she makes up a story, though.

Again, she's had, like, 17 years of practice.

- That's Emma now. - Yeah?

- Cinco needs help. - Cinco?

You're not gonna see him, right? - Yeah, of course I am.

You can't see cinco, Henry.

His family is suing us. They've declared war.

- I don't care if they invade shadow pond.

He's a kid who needs a doctor.

A doctor or a prescription?

I guess I'll find out.

Get it.

Good boy, labbie.

Come on! Oh.

Oh, come on, come on.

Come on!

Aww.

Oh, hey. - Hey.

- Thanks for coming. - Yeah, I'm glad you texted.

It gives me a chance to invite you to dinner.

Evan and I were kind of hoping to do a family night tonight.

Oh, I don't know if I can.

I might be seeing a friend. - Ah.

But come check out cinco.

His wrist has been killing him.

- Hey. - Hi.

- He says it's been getting worse

over the last couple of days,

but he's being all macho about it.

I'm not being macho.

Look, I'm really embarrassed about the last time

you had to come and help me...

our parents' lawsuit against hankmed.

Emma said I had to see you. She's very persistent.

Well, she's right.

The brother-sister team.

I get it... the dynamic duo,

just like us, right, Parker?

- Whatever, cinco. Your tennis wrist is boring.

I'm taking labbie inside. She's way overheating.

Come here. Come here.

She idolizes me.

Ow! Okay, there it is.

Can you, uh, give me something for this?

Yeah, an X-ray.

Voila.

Our plan for the new and improved hanklab...

i think Boris is gonna love it.

- Why are we here if the plan is all written out?

Wouldn't Boris just review it and decide?

- No, he doesn't want to scour over this dry material.

He's got people to do that.

I like to read everything.

- Well, big wigs like Boris... they want to be sold.

We just got to give him a little song and dance.

Can't sing or dance.

- Well, look, you're just here to answer any medical questions.

Okay? That's all. - Why not Hank?

You're the medical director.

And Hank would just think we're hitting Boris up for money.

We are.

- Yeah, as an investment, though.

50% of a soon-to-be very profitable medical lab...

that's a home run.

Gentlemen, good morning.

Mr. Lawson.

- Boris. - Dr. sacani.

It's good to finally meet you in person.

But you needn't have come all this way.

You could've dropped these off for me to read.

Yeah?

Here we go.

Okay.

Is he okay?

- Wow. You're actually concerned.

No, it's just most girls are more worried

I'll break my bank account, not my wrist.

Well, I'm not most girls.

- Okay, so, um, I don't see a fracture.

That's a relief.

- It could be carpal tunnel syndrome.

Compression of the median nerve

sometimes caused by repetitive stress.

Like overtexting.

- That could be a contributing factor.

Take ibuprofen.

I'll give you some wrist stretches and a splint to wear,

but if that doesn't ease the pain,

I'll refer you to a specialist.

Okay.

Oh, yeah, and I text too much?

Is this about your new car?

What new car?

- Oh, it was gonna be a surprise.

Oh, jeez, I'm sorry.

How can you afford a car?

- Autotrader. I got a good deal.

- Hey, don't be so modest. You worked really hard.

Your sister's amazing.

Yeah.

She is.

Thanks for doing this in the Hamptons, Dan.

- I know how important this is for Charlotte.

How's it looking, Dr. Ellis?

- Yesterday's surgery went well...

But you tell me.

It's nice to see you.

It's, uh...

It's nice to be seen.

Bye.

Is something the matter?

Rafa.

He's asking for joint custody of sashi.

- I thought rafa wasn't interested in being

a hands-on father. - So did I.

He's being influenced by his mother.

I'm sure of it. - What will you do?

Rafa's sashi's father.

I want her to know him,

but she is not going back to Argentina.

- Is there anything i can do to help?

No, thank you.

- Uh, should we see the patient? - Yes, of course.

- Divya. - Hey, chase.

This is Dr. sacani.

- Nice to meet you. - Hi.

- I like the name of your shop... charon...

The ferryman on the river styx. - Nice.

Most people say "Sharon" and think I can't spell.

My business partner, Ron, thought it sounded cool,

but, uh, now he's gone, so...

I'm sorry for your loss.

Oh, no, no, no, he's not dead.

He left to take a job sailing with a charter yacht company.

- That sounds exciting. - I guess...

Except it leaves me doing a two-man job,

which is a lot less exciting and more exhausting.

What can we do for you?

- I've been having joint pain, headaches, fatigue too,

but I just figured it's from all the extra work.