Bob Hearts Abishola

Previously on Bob Hearts Abishola...

So, if I want to say hello in her language....

E karo. E karo.

No, no, no, e karo.

Pretty sure that's what I said.

Now, how do you say goodbye?

O dabo. O dabo. O dabo. O dabo.

Hello, Richard.

Hey, Abishola.

How's it going with Bob?

Huh... how do you know about Bob?

You told the bus driver?

I told everybody.

I have decided that it is not right for us to be...

I do not know what we are, but we cannot be... it.

I don't understand.

You are a very nice man, and I am sorry,

but this is what has to happen.

O dabo.

Karo,Abishola.

Karo.

My son called.

His wife is pregnant.

Congratulations.

That makes five grandchildren. My sister only has two.

I win again.

Mm-hmm.

When we take our next family photo, she will be humiliated.

That's nice.

Is something wrong? Uh-uh.

You're sure? Yes.

Will you get your feet off there?

Were you raised by a goat?

Whenever you are ready, I will listen.

Okay, this morning...Mm. Mm-hmm?

I had a terrible fight with Auntie.I knew it.

Tell me, tell me!

Did you forget how old you are?

No, Auntie.

There are not a lot of men looking for a woman your age.

No, Auntie.The sock man would have been wonderful for you.

And for us.Shh! And for us.

Yes, Auntie.Did you think

you came to America

to live yourlife?

No, Auntie.You are more selfish

than a house cat.

Yes, Auntie.What will I tell

our friends and family in Nigeria?

They were all expecting to be invited to the wedding.

Not many would come, but they would all have sent presents.

I do not know, Auntie.

You have made me look like a fool.

Perhaps if you had stayed out of it,

that might not have happened!

How dare you speak to me in this manner!

How dare you speak to her in that manner!

Feet! Feet.

["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola playing]

Got you a Danish from the truck.

Thanks, but no.

You sure? I had them warm it up for you.

Really?

Right out of the oven.

Eh...

No.

There's jelly in the middle.

I said no!

Okay. Sorry.

Mmm.

What? It's good.

Well, hello. Is that a dating site?

Yeah.

So you're trying to get skinny.

By 7:30 tonight.

: Oh, dude. Yeah.

What happened to the nurse?

She blew me off.

Sorry. Her loss.

I like to think so.

But on the plus side, it showed me

that I'm ready to start dating again.

Good for you.

Thanks, but do me a favor.

Keep this between you and me.

Of course.

How long has it been since you, uh...

you know?

Well, let's see, the divorce was three years ago, so...

seven years.

Ouch. I would have killed myself.

It's still an option for you.

What dating site are you on?

Uh, it's a new one,

for upscale, middle-aged professionals.

That's cool. Keeps out the young, attractive people.

Am I wrong?

Give me the damn Danish.

Okay, let's start him on nitroglycerin,

0.4 milligrams sublingual.

Nitroglycerin? Are you sure?

Yes, I'm sure. Do you have a problem with that?

No, it's just that

he's also on sildenafil, and there could be a bad reaction.

Wh-What kind of bad reaction?

You're fine. Don't worry.

Can I talk to you in the hallway?

Well, I-I'm... I-I'm kind of worried.

What the hell is wrong with you?

Nitroglycerin and sildenafil can cause severe arrhythmia.

I know that.

You think I don't know that?

Of course. I am sorry.Do you understand

that when you correct me in front of the patient,

that undermines his confidence in not just me,

but in this entire hospital?

Again, very sorry.

That's it? You're sorry?

If you have something to say, then say it.

I'm glad that you did not kill the patient.

And I am sorry.

What were you thinking?

I apologized, but he kept pushing.

What have I told you since the first day you worked here?

Don't sleep with a married doctor

unless I intend to get pregnant.

No, the other thing.

Oh. Don't make waves.

And what did you do today?

I made a wave.

Damn right you did.

Do you realize there's, like, 200,000 Filipino girls

waiting to take your job?

I do.

And they're all good nurses, too.

Some of them were doctors in the Philippines.

Uh-huh.

Do you think he'll file a complaint?

H-He's a surgeon.

He gets up every morning to correct God's mistakes.

What you think he gonna do to yours?

So, yes? Yes!

Tagalog. Huh?

Tagalog. That's what the Filipinos speak.

Guess I'm gonna have to start learning.

Uh, no, thanks. I'm not having any bread.

Okay. Carbs.

Sure. Wait.

Let me just look.

Uh, is that pretzel bread?

Yes, sir. With Himalayan pink salt.

Son of a bitch. Get it out of here.

Bob?

Uh, Liz. Hi.

Sorry I'm late.

My Uber driver had a turban.

Need I say more? Whew!

No worries. Uh, I just sat down.

You're a bourbon guy?

On our honeymoon, we toured a distillery.

What a dick.

Anyway, I won't hold it against you.

Thanks.You drink in the morning?

No. Good boy.

Now, what do we think about this mustache?

You don't like it?

It doesn't matter if I like it.

You did it, you own it, moving on.

So your profile says you're in construction.Yep.

Commercial, mostly.

Nice. Uh, I have a warehouse in Rosedale.

For your sock thing?

Yeah, my sock thing.

We don't do warehouses. Mostly office buildings.

Mixed use. Retail, condos.

That's impressive.

Yeah, well, it's not, uh...

: "therapeutic hosiery."

Are you trying to hurt my feelings?

Why? Are they easily hurt?

No. Oh...

I hurt your feelings.

Hey, not to brag, but my company is part

of the fastest-growing segment of the undergarment industry.

Yeah, that doesn't sound like a brag.

Fruit of the Loom has been nosing around to buy us out.

Who are you talking to, the apple or the grape?

Hey. Vodka rocks. Stay close.

We're not off to a very good start, are we?

Not really.

Look, no big deal,

we're probably just nervous.Speak for yourself.

I haven't been nervous since I got a concealed carry permit.

You brought a gun to our date?

: I don't know. Did I?

Where is that damn pretzel bread?

Something tells me you're one of those guys

who bottles up his anger until he has a heart attack.

Wow, I nailed it.

Let's order.I'm gonna guess valve replacement.