Good Girls

- Previously on "Good Girls": - He said there's someone else.

- Yes. - They were out of cinnamon,

- so... - I'm the dick

who slept with your dad. I'm a complete idiot.

I'm lonely.

Nancy's lonely, too.

You were awesome this week.

I mean, you moved more cars than our top guy.

I've been working on your calendar.

- Where are you going to be? - Here, at work.

We can't both steer the ship.

You didn't tell him yet?

- Tell me what? - We're partners now.

You can go to hell!

You can have whatever you want, just stop!

He said you were former Mossad?

That's the rumor, right?

Did you ever, like, kill a dude?

- You are hilarious. - But have you?

You got a good one in there.

It'll be worse for him.

Whatever you need to know,

but he has to stay out of it.

- What do you want? - Her.

- How can I help you? - Yeah, I got some cars

- coming in today. - What did you put in the cars?

Yeah, you don't gotta worry about all that stuff.

I am going to need you to deliver me one more, yeah?

Why don't you just tell me what you're looking for.

50-50.

You look good behind that desk.

Do we have a deal or not?

Mm-hmm.

Great.

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What did I miss?

That kid puked during tap.

Was that "Singin' In the Rain"?

Singin' somethin'.

I'll be right back.

Excuse me. I'm so sorry.

What's 50-50 mean to you?

If this is about the drop-off,

- I'm doing it in the morning. - 50-50 means I'm paying you

so damn much I don't have to come

and track you down anymore.

At your recitals and swim and the orthodontist and...

Why do I feel like we keep having this conversation?

You tell me.

Well, then let's stop.

See, problem is, our customers,

they want their drop tonight.

See, me and you, we're like FedEx now, right?

They sleep, we deliver,

'cause if we don't, we're gonna hear about it.

Well, I'm with my family. Why don't you do it?

- Sure. - Thank you.

I'll take the 100%.

- What? - I'll do your job for you,

you take all the personal days you want.

I'll drop the car off tonight.

Cool.

Thanks, partner.

Yay!

Come here you little pumpkin. You were amazing!

Ah! What was your favorite part?

- The spinning. - What was your favorite part?

When she did the big leap.

The big... what was your favorite part?

Uh... when she stood!

Mommy, you missed it.

I bet you were great.

Oh, hey, you're gonna take a picture

with everyone up on stage. Go get 'em.

Queen Thunder Clam.

Ew!

- Hey, I'm just following the rules. - What's mine?

Okay, you are Magnificent Glitter Beaver.

I'll take it!

What are you?

I'm Madame Whisker Waffles.

Who makes this stuff up?

- Wait, there's one for guys. - Oh, my God, do Deansie.

Okay, Deansie is the Dainty Ham Tickler.

What is this?

Amy found this name generator for your, um,

for a woman's...

It takes all the letters of your name...

No, I got it.

Did you want to hear about the lice problem in fifth grade

or the geranium sale at the nursery?

'Cause it's all on there.

Nope, I'm good.

I recorded her for three days.

I get it.

It's not like we sit around talking about crime.

Of course not.

I got what I could.

Hey, thanks for trying.

Well, Stan will be home with the kids soon, so...

Just one last question.

Do Sara and Harry have grandparents?

Stan's side.

Relatively healthy?

- I guess so. - Names?

George and Charisse?

You spell that with two S's?

Why?

Well, you're solid folk.

I wanna make sure your kids are taken care of.

What do you mean?

When you and your husband go away.

I did every single thing you asked.

- And still got nothing. - I don't know what you want!

Pictures, people, names, dates.

Something I can use.

All right you guys, it's bedtime.

PJs, brush your teeth. Jane, you need a bath.

- I'm clean! - You are the opposite.

Will you make sure that she wipes the makeup

off her face? 'Cause that's gonna get on the sheets.

- Where are you going? - I have a thing.

- Are you kidding me right now? - It's for work.

- No. - No?

I got a thing.

What?

Book club.

Okay, very funny.

You take off her makeup.

Dean, I can't leave them here alone.

- You tuck 'em in. - Dean?

Book. Club.

Where are we?

We are on a secret mission.

Can we get ice cream now?

Yeah, we just have to wait for Auntie Annie

- to come pick us up. - I want to go home.

Why does Auntie Annie have to pick us up?

Because we have to leave this car here.

- Why? - Because it's...

a grown-up reason.

Why?

Who wants to listen to the kid's station?

Well. This takes family night to a whole new level.

Okay, you guys. Let's go.

Hurry up, guys. Auntie's running on fumes.

Are you serious?

Huh. No. Ha-ha.

All right, pack it up.

Mommy! Mommy!

- Okay, we're gonna find it. - I need my dubby!

Well, it's gotta be here.

I can't ever sleep again.

God, please don't say that. Have you looked under the bed?

Did you check in these covers?

- It's not anywhere! - Okay, did you have it

- this morning? - Yes.

Okay, and did you have it when I tucked you in tonight?

No...

When was the last time you remember having it?

In the creepy car.

Tuck your chin.

Put your shoulders on my chest.

Find your point.

Come on, Princess. Come on.

Stop worrying about your manicure.

Ah!

Okay, what if it was a knife?

Straight shot to the berries.

Okay, and a gun?

Run as fast as you can.

I'm serious.

This guy is real bad news, huh?

I need him to go away.

That's not a good road for you.

Yeah, he shot me.

That's not all he did, right?

Let's say I have a friend.