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Oh, don't judge me, May.

I'm stressed about Grady versus Grady.

I'm not gonna eat muesli, I need my Chocco Puffs.

Why don't you just tell Mr and Mrs Gruber

that you've never been to court before?

Firstly, they're not married, it's not Mr and Mrs Gruber.

And secondly, I have been to court, I know where it is,

I've just never argued a case in court before.

So, tell them that. Honesty's your best policy.

For getting fired. No.

A better policy,

is if I just keep pretending I've got experience,

and then just make Ray take the case back.

- I can do that. - Turn on the lights!

That's rude. Turn them on yourself, Graham.

- He shouldn't speak to you like that. - Oh, no.

He's got a new smart hub thing.

Veloxa, turn on the lights.

You need to download special software.

- You'll have to tell him. - Oh!

Veloxa, turn on the lights!

Helen says you have to download special software for it.

Veloxa, download special software.

For the love of God.

Guys... what are we doing? Shh!

We're waiting for the special software to be downloaded.

OK.

That's not how it works.

Alright? You have to go online, download the software.

There's probably an app you have to get for your phone.

It's quite complicated...

Software downloaded.

OK, that one isn't, but most of them... are.

So you're lucky you got that one.

Alright. Moving on.

The executor of the Pinkerton estate isn't coping,

he's asked us to help.

Pinkerton? Was he the hoarder?

Don't say hoarder, Ray, it's pejorative.

Sorry, was he the guy who was rubbish bin challenged?

- Executor work? Bags not. - Yeah, bags not.

I'm sorry, since when did we apportion

work in this office by bagsing?

We don't. That said, bags not.

This one's on you, Roz.

Technically it's not legal work

so I believe it remains in your purview.

Agreed.

However, it is a big job,

so I've asked someone to come in and give me a hand.

Get out. You have not!

Oh, I most certainly have.

Oh, well done, Roz. This is magic stuff from you.

Nice one, Roz.

Sorry, I missed it. Who's coming in? What's happening?

Fun Peggy. She used to clerk here.

Hope you've got some of those old lady nappy things, Helen.

Because you are gonna wet your pants.

She's the funniest woman ever.

- She truly is just one of the greats. - Mmm.

Sorry, why have I got the Grady case?

Didn't I hand this over to you, Helen?

Yeah, I think that one's going to court, though,

so that was supposed to go to Ray.

Remember...

Remember the time when Peggy came in wearing the eye patch?

- Had she had an operation? - No, like a pirate.

She's a loose unit.

She was making a point about focus.

Peggy has a diploma in communication therapy.

Right. That sounds made up.

- Ray did say he was going to... - Heyyyyyy-ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!

She's here!

Look who it is!

- Oh, Peggy! - Peggy!

- Helen! - Yeah?

Helen, come and meet Peggy.

- Quick sticks! - Oh, running.

Hello, Peggy!

Oh! Bloody... Yep.

OK.

- Question for you, Helen. - Yes.

Are you ready to board the fun train?

Bit busy this morning, but if there's a fun bus later,

maybe I could get on that.

All roads lead to Fun Town, Helen.

Get there however you like.

Honk! Honk! Fun Truck coming through.

I'm out of here before I lose my whole day.

Ray, don't forget that file, Ray.

The orange one. The Grady case. It's going to court...

Um, or I can bring it to you, it doesn't matter. Whatever.

- Coffee? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, not you.

- Oh, thanks. - There you go.

Is it too late to order scones, do you think?

- Not a menu. - Oh.

It's inspiration. OK.

So, Carole, are these the texts?

Yes, I typed them up with the

date received next to each one.

OK.

"Happy anniversary, darling. I miss you."

"All my love, Leonard."

And Leonard's your husband?

Who died six months ago.

- But you got this text last month? - Correct.

While I was with Richard, my new lover.

"With" Richard, if you know what I'm saying.

Yeah, I do. Let's move on.

Uh, "My love, you look more and more beautiful every day, Leonard."

Two weeks ago.

"Carole, darling, can't wait to get lost in your bush?"

Oh, sorry.

No, that's from Richard.

Just go down to the next one,

that came when I was at the supermarket last week.

"Don't forget the milk, my love, you always forget the milk."

"Smiley face. Leonard."

- Wow. This is pretty weird. - I know.

I only ever forgot the milk once.

I mean, one time.

Yeah. I meant because he's dead.

Well, I know that's weird too, but honestly,

the milk thing, I mean,

let it go, Leonard.

Yeah. Have you tried texting the number?

Yes. I got this.

Right.

"Your message could not be delivered."

"Heaven is outside the NBN network."

Right. OK.

I thought there might be something about it in Leonard's will.

Yeah. Well, I've got the will, so I will have a quick squiz now.

Richard's only the second man I've been with, if you can believe that.

We met at a widows' wine tasting.

And one minute we were talking

and the next we were just kissing passionate...

I might need some, um...

Shush to concentrate.

It's quite busy language. So...

- Hmm. - Let me just... focus.

I do regret not putting it about more when I was younger.

I mean, how many men have you been with, do you think?

Sorry. I was not listening.

But I'm sure it was interesting.

Look, the only thing that stands out in here

is a trust account,

set up to make payments to BTG Holdings.

Does that name mean anything to you?

No. I don't think so.

I think you're gonna have to leave it with me.

I'll get back to you as soon as I know anything.

- But, let's... - Oh.

- Let's get you out. - Thank you. It's interesting.

Mm-hm.

Leonard was a very selfish man in the bedroom.

OK.

Whereas Richard...

Very considerate.

A beautiful lover.

- Always putting me first. - How nice.

Oh, is that from Leonard?

No. It's from Richard,

- my lover. - OK.

Don't encourage her, George.

Thanks, Carole. I'll...

Let you know how I go.

Can you please look into that for me?

BTG Holdings?

Yeah. I just need an address or a phone number.

- I can't find anything. - Did you search the dark web?

No? How do you do that?

Normally I just type "search the dark web."

- Does that work? - Not so far.

But one day,

who knows, I might catch them with their guard down,

suddenly I'm in and I'm dark webbing.

Yep. Sounds like how it happens.

Can you put that on Ray's desk for me?

Don't tell him it's from me, just put it on his desk.

Thank you.

Beep!

- Beep! - Oh...

Beep!

Yep. Safe to...

- Safe to go. - Rarr!

There we go. Oh, good fun.

Good fun.

Roz?

Rozzy, they're chalking the tyres.

- What was that for? - Always be ready.

An agile body means an agile mind.

There you go.

Thanks. Just what I need.

Someone wasn't ready.

- How are you fitting in Hell-Bear? - Helen?

Oh, look out, here comes trouble.

Ray doesn't want this.

He says he can't be arsed going to court.