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ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS DEPICTED IN THIS FILM ARE ENTIRELY FICTITIOUS
WE THANK THE RESIDENTS OF BHOODAN POCHAMPALLY, MUKTAPUR, GHOUSEGONDA,
PEDDARAVULAPALLI AND BEERAMGUDA FOR THEIR COOPERATION
CHALTE CHALTE
- Madam, coolie? - No thanks.
I need no help
Excuse me...
Hey Mister
I need a taxi.
It costs 3 lakhs.
I have not come here to buy the taxi
But I'm here to sell it.
Senseless fellow.
Hello, I need a taxi
Sorry, will the taxi come to Rajanagaram?
It won't. I should drive it.
Everyone here is an idiots.
Will it come to Rajanagaram if you drive?
No way. The deal is already done for Rajahmundry.
- I'm just waiting for the passenger. - Damn.
Not even a single person is answering properly.
Looking for a taxi madam?
Where are you coming from?
- US. - Oh great!
My taxi is too good too.
You know, three taxis are famous in India.
One is Income Taxi, two is Toll Taxi and the third is my taxi
The idiot doesn't know the difference between a tax and a taxi.
Well my name is Santosh.
Mom calls me darling and dad calls me Chinna.
lose friends call me Santhu.
You can call me as you wish madam
Driver.
Get My Luggage.
Yes Madam.
Shall I say something madam?
All drivers here drive their taxis.
But I love my taxi.
- Why? Can't you drive? - I didn't mean that ma'am
Isn't is said that we have to love our work?
Why do I need about you?
Tell me about your taxi
It's close to the range of a Benz.
May not reach the level of a Range Rover, but it's decent
To conclude easily, think that it's CMW, brother of BMW.
Is this the one you were talking so greatly about?
Absolutely ma'am.
Is this a car? It's crap and is disgusting.
How could you even talk so high about such a car?
How could you do this?
Madam! It's wrong to judge a film by it's teaser and a programme by its promo.
Similarly, it isn't right to underestimate my car by its outer look madam
Have a look inside.
Come on.
- It's bad. - What?
It's very bad. Will this taxi even reach Rajanagaram?
Don't say that. You are the first customer I got. Please get in.
No way
What there in it?
There isn't an AC, music system or anything.
Give me just one good reason to board this taxi.
There is no other taxi for you to board ma'am.
Shall I start it then?
Only once you remove that board from there.
What's wrong with the board madam? It looks good!
The car is quite bad itself.
Remove it first! Start the car.
- Can I say something if you don't mind? - Huh?
You look so beautiful ma'am.
but your behavior is a bit abnormal.
Is it? Thanks. Look at the road and drive.
What's your name by the way, ma'am?
Isn't it convenient to address me as madam? Just do that.
Yes dude, I am traveling.
- Where are you? - I'm on the way.
- Careful. - Okay see you.
Are you talking over the phone while driving? Do you have any sense?
Yes, I have my license madam.
Senseless fellow.
- Madam. - Yeah?
Don't you smile ever?
I do.
I smile when my boss cracks a bad joke.
I smile when my relatives ask me if am doing good.
and I'm generally smiling when with my friends.
But why would I smile before a driver after all?
and why should I?
Madam, don't call me driver again and again.
I feel uncomfortable.
Do I call a driver doctor instead?
Hello! I'e got a name, that's Santosh.
Ok driver Santosh. Are you happy now?
Driver Santosh?
Look, you are a driver and I am the temporary owner of this taxi.
This relation is fine to travel 4 hours along with you.
Do not ask anything more. I want some peace of mind.
Do you have some drinking water driver?
Hello, this is general water.
I drink only mineral water.
Come on, there are almost the same.
This is high in fluorine.
we may be effected by Fluorosis.
Legs and hands may be disfugured.
There would be bacteria in it. We may get Cholera and even Diarrhea.
We may get many ailments like Hepatitis, Trachoma, Arsenicosis, etc.
I heard people die because of smoking and drinking ma'am.
But for the first time I heard from you that we might die drinking water too!
Stop the car if you see a departmental store on the way. I'll get a water bottle.
- Get going now! - Yeah yeah.
What is this box?
That's not a box madam, this is the departmental store you are looking for.
But you won't get the water you need at this place.
What are you talking? Hyderabad has got the Metro and Amaravathi became the capital.
will mineral water not come here?
Such confidence? Let's see then.
- What do you want dear? - Grandpa, mineral water please.
- Speak in Telugu. - Sorry. Do you have mineral water grandpa?
I will bring it for you.
Look
Here it is dear.
Grandpa this is Mirinda.
I asked for mineral water.
What's that?
Kinley, Bisleri, Aquafina.
We don't get those new cool drinks here.
They aren't cool drinks grandpa. I mean't drinking water.
What's the need of money for water dear?
- Savitri - What's it dear?
Bring some drinking water in a tumbler.
- Have it dear. - Yuck.
No thanks grandpa.
He gave it with love ma'am. Have some.
I'd be hospitalised if I drink it feeling so.
Cool drinks then?
They contain fertilizers and pesticides.
Why do you fear? They don't even kill the pests in farms.
No way.
Don't mind grandpa. She's a bit crazy.
Has she lost it?
- Yeah! See you. - Okay son.
Oh! I wonder how her dad would be!
Falling in love isn't wrong.
It isn't wrong to marry too.
But opting for a love marriage is wrong.
That's like a hybrid seed.
It mixes up two different breeds into a new one.
See my dear
do you know your dad's value in the village?
He thought of giving 25 Lakhs as dowry to the guy who weds you.
That means your value is 25 Lakhs
And this guy?
He can't even be sold for 10 bucks even with 25 bucks in his pocket.
Didn't you get it? I don't say he is valueless.
I say the value is in a negative state.
A father isn't the one who pays your school fees or gives you pocket money.
He is the one who wonderfully designs the lives of his kids.
He is an Engineer!
We dream of building your lives like concrete structures...
... but you build your lives with loose soil and collapse them.
Isn't everyone a human sir?
Is it?
Look
The smile of Gandhi on a 10 rupee note and a 2000 rupee note are the same.
So do they have the same value?
The value differs per note.
Marry her to me sir. I will take good care of her.
- Oh! What did you study? - I've done my graduation.
If you get a job with your degree certificate, they'll pay you 10000 bucks.
Leave the expenses aside, that doesn't pay up the power bill too.
Even if you deposit that in Grameena Vikas Bank and apply for a loan...
... they won't give you more than 50000 bucks.
You can neither run your home nor marry this girl with that.
What good care would you take of her?
- See Kondaiah. - Sir.
Ask your son to fall in love. There's nothing wrong with that.
But ask him to calculate the your value, his value as your son
and the value of that girl's father and then do it.
But just because the girl next door looks like Samantha
or if the neighbor's daughter looks like Tamanna
ask him not to fall in love with them. Got it?
- Take him, he is tired. - As you say sir.
Come on son.
Take the girl inside sis.
You wait there.
If a train is off the tracks, the fault ain't with the train. It's with the driver.
Similarly if a daughter goes out of control
it's the mistake of the father.
It is not wrong to commit a mistake.
But it's wrong not to correct it knowing it's a mistake.
Come on, keep her in control.
- Did you get a taxi? - Yeah. Got a jalopy.
- How is the driver? - He's just like the taxi.
Baby, you are saying it is a jalopy. Would that even come till our home?
That wouldn't happen mom.
- Okay you be careful. - Okay.
What are you staring at? Come on study!
Why do you look at me as if I'm a rapist?
A car breaking down is as common as an air leakage.
Stop your quotes and look what has to be done.
Okay.
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