Perdono

GREETINGS FROM CAPRI

TO THE FUTURE NEWLYWEDS

FROM THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACE IN THE WORLD, ANTONIO AND ADELINA

-Antonio and Adelina are so sweet. -I hate them.

Federico!

Mrs. Adelina asked the director to have me cover for her.

Because of her and the overtime, we can't spend time together anymore.

We'll make up for it when she comes back.

Have a good day, love.

Laura.

Your hair is nicer with your natural color.

-Think so? -Yes. Give me a kiss.

HEAD OF PERSONNEL

-Bye. -Bye.

DIRECTOR'S SECRETARY

Bye.

GREETINGS FROM AMALFI

FROM THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACE IN THE WORLD, ANTONIO AND ADELINA

TO THE DIRECTOR, STANDA DEPARTMENT STORE, ROME

-What's wrong? -You're a madman in a car!

Watch how you speak. I'm an automobile pioneer!

Golden Steering Wheel 1962.

And you are speeding like this? Who gave you a driver's license?

I'll tell you who gave it to me!

A forerunner of automobiles gave it to me,

the late Count Facchinetti!

Only a dead man could've given it to you!

I'm card holder number 101 of the Automobile Club

and driver's license number 100. I'll show it to you.

No, this is the postcard from Antonio and Adelina.

Where did I put it? Look at it.

-You look here! -I'll look at it.

-Traffic Police. -Please, look at it.

Fortunately the law enforcers are always ready to intervene

for what is right.

Tell him my driver's license number.

The gentleman had number 100.

"Had"? I have number 100.

No, you had, because I'm taking your license.

-You're a piece of… -What?

You're a honest piece of man.

GREETINGS FROM RAVELLO

FROM THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACE IN THE WORLD, ANTONIO AND ADELINA

TO CATERINA, MESSAGGERIE MUSICALI, MILAN

Maestro, even from far away, Antonio and Adelina remembered me.

-It was very nice of them. -Ready, Maestro?

-Are you ready, Caterina? -Yes.

Go, Romano.

Go with the orchestra base.

You won, I'm not fighting anymore

I tried to defend myself

And you know it

It was a difficult game

The one I played with you

But you are stronger much stronger than I am

You made me lose kicks, kicks, kicks, kicks

Kicks in my heart

Kicks, kicks, kicks, kicks in my heart

Yes, you won this time

You are the first, you know

Who wins over my heart again

You can boast about that

I admit I am happier than you are

That things are like that

I enjoy myself even if you do what you want with me

It's a difficult love

But I accept it as it is

I waited so long for someone like you

You made me lose kicks, kicks, kicks, kicks

Kicks in my heart

Kicks, kicks, kicks, kicks in my heart

Yes, you won this time

You are the first, you know

To win my heart over again

But if one day

This strange love will be enough

This love I discovered close to you

Kicks, kicks, kicks, kicks in my heart

Kicks, kicks in my heart

Yes, you won this time

You are the first, you know

Kicks, kicks, kicks, kicks, kicks in my heart

Kicks, kicks, kicks, kicks, kicks in my heart

Yes, you won this time

You are the first, you know

Kicks, kicks, kicks, kicks, kicks in my heart

Kicks, kicks, kicks, kicks, kicks in my heart

Yes, you won this time

You are the first, you know

Kicks, kicks…

GREETINGS FROM POSITANO

FROM THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACE IN THE WORLD

TO THE ENTIRE PERSONNEL, STANDA DEPARTMENT STORE, ROME

Did you see? Antonio and Adelina wrote from Positano.

-The newlyweds are having fun! -Let me see! Lucky them!

They remembered us!

The newlyweds filled the department stores with postcards!

-Very nice of them, huh? -Yes. I'm not saying otherwise.

Holy Mary!

WOMEN'S CHANGING ROOM

Move!

-What are you looking for in my jacket? -I want to smoke.

The rules say you can't smoke on the job,

and I suf… I suffer.

Since you are going out, you can take a few drags.

I can't. Bye. I must go.

Yes, but give me my cigarettes.

You accidentally put them in your pocket.

Acc… Accidentally.

Peekaboo!

Are you dressing as subordinates?

The steel plant owner is here!

-You hick! -You look like a kid.

I'm the person the director trusts the most. I'm important.

"Tell me who you hang out with and I'll tell you who you are."

The director and I are close, and with this uniform…

-I'm a hit with every woman! -You don't think about Caterina?

She's became too important. She sings on the radio, on TV.

She rehearses, makes records…

She doesn't have time to look at these puppy eyes.

You know, "Out of sight, out of mind."

Since Laura took Mrs. Adelina's job, I don't see her much.

-But I still care for her. -It's easy for you to say that!

You open the office door and find her in front of you.

What do I open? Magazines?

What will this poor puppy do without a cuddle?

He doesn't wag his tail anymore and he gets sick.

How far did you get with Caterina?

To a beautiful exclamation point, one of admiration.

-And her? -A question mark. "When do you leave?"

-Bye, Vittorio. -I wasn't talking to you.

I know, but I'm going to open Laura's office door.

I hope she isn't working overtime tonight too.

-Bye -Bye.

-Miss? -Yes, sir?

-Come to my office. -Right away, sir.

Can I come in?

Come in.

Look at it. Look at it!

-You know what it is? -It's your latest car.

No. It's my ruin!

He took away my four wheels. I'm a poor man with only two legs!

He deprived me of the thrill of speed by taking my driver's license.

-I'm sorry. -Thank you, dear.

I don't want to see it anymore. Destroy it.

-I'll get the car shop to destroy it. -No. The car is already destroyed.

Destroy the photo!

-Yes, sir. -Where are you going?

-To destroy the photo. -No, wait. I haven't finished.

I don't ever want to see it again. Come here.

Please, sit down.

Listen. Our employee…

Our correspondent with English speaking countries

made a serious mistake and ruined our 20 year relationship

with Eagle Star of London.

Instead of writing "your efficient personnel management",

he wrote "your insufficient personnel management".

They got angry. I would've gotten angry too.

Find a good reason to fire him.

Please, sir, think it over.

-We can all make mistakes. -No. I never make mistakes!

Hello. Who's calling?

Hello. Who's calling?

Hello? Who's calling? Hello?

Hello? Who's calling?

Hi, Ginetto.

Guess.

This is Tilde. You don't remember?

Tilde! Tilde?

I'm your friend from the most beautiful days.

How are you?

Yes.

Dear, dearest!

You dear, dearest.

I just arrived from Cortina and you were my first thought.

A month has gone by and it seems like I haven't seen you in a century.

Dearest…

This merchandise is too expensive. I won't buy it.

What won't you buy, love?

I wasn't talking to you, dear. Wait.

-Miss, you can go. Thank you. -Yes, sir.

If I need you, I'll call later. Thank you.

You can go.

Tilde!

Tilde! Tilde! Dear, dearest!

Federico!

Stop!

-Someone could come in. -So what?

Everybody knows we love each other.

Yes, but right now I'm the director's secretary.

I'm a serious person.

Can we go out together not so seriously tonight?

You know I would like to, but I can't.

I have my usual overtime.

Have a little more patience, love.

In a few days Mrs. Adelina will be back at work.

-We'll always be together. -What if the director keeps you too?

We could get married!

No, Laura, Uncle Charlie left America after 40 years

because his wife was more important than him.