Bungo Stray Dogs Wan! (文豪ストレイドッグス わん!)

Someone drew a goatee on my big, fluffy, made-to-order Odasaku Man plush!

Who would do such a thing?

I was going to nap with him.

You're not supposed to be napping.

Episode 13

"Bungo Stray Dogs Preschool 2!"

Bungo Stray Dogs Preschool!

So it was you, Chuuya!

How could you!

I thought something might happen, so fortunately I got a bunch.

You have more?

You're not allowed to bring toys to school.

Can't argue with that

Chuuya-kun's in trouble.

Are you gonna lecture me?

You don't scare me.

You'll be visited by a ghost.

A ghost?

It's working!

Ghosts aren't real.

People just think they see them when they're half-asleep.

Are you sure about that?

I heard a story once.

A man felt something was off, so he turned around...

and saw a flying hamburger dripping with ketchup.

Hey, quit it!

What about fries? Were there fries, Dazai-sensei?

Of course it came with fries.

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Preschool

Bungo Stray Dogs Preschool!

Dazai-sensei's story was so scary.

Maybe ghosts are real after all.

The other day, I didn't eat my carrots.

The wasteful ghost might come for me.

I might be visited by the validation-seeking ghost

because Dazai-sensei won't approve of me.

I don't think that's the same thing.

Bungo Stray Dogs

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Bungo Stray Dogs Preschool.

Kyouka-chan, I doubt you'll be visited by any ghosts, since you're a good girl.

That's not true.

I'm not going to sleep. I'll stay up all...

No matter how hard I try, I fall asleep at night.

And I wake up early in the morning because I get hungry.

She's good and healthy.

I know how I can defeat the ghost.

First, I'll sweep its legs.

What legs?

Then I'll hit it with a right hook.

Won't the ghost stay away if you stop being mean to Dazai-sensei?

There's no way I'm doing that.

He's stubborn!

Hey, don't you wanna use the bathroom?

Need to Pee

I'm okay. I think I can hold it.

What? Y-You can't go to the bathroom alone because you're scared of ghosts?

Fine, then I'll go with you. Since you insist.

You're the one who wants to go!

Whatever! Just come with me!

N-No way! I'm scared!

And sometimes the feeling goes away if you wait.

Okay.

Waiting for the feeling to go away

I heard holding it in can make you ill.

That's scary in an entirely different way!

I wish you hadn't told us!

Actually, let's go! I bet we won't see any ghosts!

Are you calling Dazai-sensei a liar?

He lies all the time.

Here, take this.

Huh?

You can repel ghosts with salt,

but we didn't have any, so have some sugar.

Th-Thanks.

Take these.

Talisman

Kunikida-kun.

They're handmade talismans.

Uh, thanks.

I've got a cross and garlic, too.

Those are for vampires!

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Bungo Stray Dogs

Preschool

Don't you think you scared the kids too much?

It's good for those mischievous little kids.

Huh? Is that the teachers talking?

I don't know if ghosts are real or not,

but I can nap all I want when the kids behave.

It gives me more time to slack off—I mean, take breaks.

What are you all doing here?

Did you hear that?

Lying makes ghosts show up!

So does slacking off!

Take this!

Dazai-sensei never lies.

Let us look for ghosts together.

This wasn't supposed to happen!

You've got even more work to do now.

Kids, I have good news for you.

What could it be?

Will we get juice at lunch?

That would be nice, but maybe we're getting cake at snack time.

It could be ice cream.

What could it be? I'm excited.

Yeah.

I'll show you.

Tada! It's Ango-sensei, who's here for practical training!

I-It's nice to meet all of you.

They're obviously disappointed.

Dazai-sensei, what is practical training?

Right, I hadn't explained that yet.

He's here to learn how to be a teacher.

Dazai-sensei is going to teach me lots of things.

Next, we'll go over here.

Yes, sir.

I see. If I earn Dazai-sensei's trust, I could get him to evaluate me.

I shall become a teacher so I can also do practical training.

Decided what he wants to be when he grows up

Bungo Stray Dogs

Preschool