The L Word: Generation Q

Oh, God.

I love you.

Oh, you.

Good morning.

Goddamn. I woke up so horny.

- Oh... - This happens every month.

Yeah, okay. Get your naked ass off me.

Hey, don't touch anything.

- Oh. - Those are my good sheets.

Yes, ma'am.

Oh, we better have tampons.

None of that light days bullshit.

Oh, come on, baby. Come on.

Hey, honey. Give me a smile. Come on.

Time's Up, jackass!

No, a D is not a passing grade.

I'm not gonna call your parents. All right?

We don't do that when you're in college. All right, so...?

Just come during my office hours and we'll figure it out.

Yeah, any time after 4:00.

No, any time after... I'm sorry, I got to go.

- Did you see what's outside? - No. What?

Aww. Better view from upstairs. Let's go.

Covert op.

Good morning. Ooh!

- You're a savage. - She made me do it,

- I swear. - But why?

- Why? - Oh, there's a guy

- moving in next door. - Holy shit.

- Oh... - Hot, right?

Wait, wait, Finley, Finley. What is she doing?

- Hey, how are you?! - What's wrong with her?

I'm Finley!

Hi. I'm José.

Welcome to the neighborhood!

Thank you.

I don't live here.

You know what? I'll come down in a bit.

Okay.

Dude, that could be your future husband.

Oh, great. He'll probably propose before you do.

- Hey. - Mm.

- Ooh, shots fired. - That-that feels right.

- Mm-hmm. - I am committed, okay?

- We live together. - Yeah, and you're cute

- when you're defensive. -

- I got to get to work. - Oh, bro,

- you're gonna have to drive. - What the fuck?

I thought you were picking me up.

Yeah, we had some slight transportation issues.

Why you gotta be so stupid?

Oh, boy, do I have...

What?

When are you gonna propose to her?

- I know. I know. - Yeah?

'Cause she's gonna kill you if you don't do it soon.

I'm gonna do it. The ring is literally in my car.

Okay, so when?

- What are you waiting for? - I just have

- to tell my dad about it first. - Dani.

He's never gonna think she's good enough for you.

That's...

Micah.

He's right outside, with his, like, body

and I think I'm gonna invite him in.

- No. No. - Yeah, I think that sounds good.

- Finley, you're not... no... - I think that's good. Ha!

Oh, God.

- Hello again. - So sorry to rush you,

but the graphics team needs an answer.

Do you like the adjustments they made?

Yeah, that equal sign in the E is brilliant, actually.

Okay, good. I'll let them know you're happy,

and we'll get them ready for the rally tonight.

Oh, and your 10 a.m. got bumped up to 9:30,

so I'll meet you at 8:00.

- - Okay, great.

I'll see you at the office.

- See you then. - All right.

Hey, Angie?

- _ - Ange?

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Angie, your ride is here.

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Did you eat breakfast?

No, I'm good.

I asked if you ate.

Yeah, I said I'm good.

Okay. You're good.

Love you.

Have a great day.

Angie?

Angie?

I'm playing. I love you back.

- Very funny. - Mm-hmm.

- But not really. Mmm. - See you.

Bye, sweetheart.

- Please put it away. - You can't have that.

- Yes, I can. - No, you can't have that.

Guys? Where the fuck

does your mom keep the good spatula?

- Spatula's in the sink. - What?

- Hi. Good morning. - Hi. Mm... Good morning.

Guys, Alice is making you breakfast.

That's so nice. What do you say?

Thank you.

You know, when I was a kid, uh, my mom made me split

a SlimFast shake with her for breakfast.

You're not our mom.

Oh, yeah, no, I sure do know that.

- Hi, hi, hi. - Hi.

What's happening? Today's Alice's day to drop off the kids.

Oh, sh... I'm sorry.

- Hi, Alice. - It's-it's...

Oh. Yep... oh. Two.

- Uh... It's fine. It's great. - You sure?

- 'Cause I can go if you want. - No, it's not.

The schedule is in your calendar.

- I'm sorry. I didn't see it. - Yes, you did.

- Did you want to take them? - Oh, no. It's fine.

- That's not the point. - No, but it really is fine.

No, it's really not fine.

It's not a big deal if she wants to take them.

- I... - I'm okay if you're okay.

Yeah, and I'm the... same.

- Both are good. - None of this is good.

I want to go with Mom.

Great. Problem solver.

It's good.

Are you sure?

- No. - Yeah.

Really.

It's so great. I have a huge day at work.

It's just...

Okay. Thank you.

Yeah, sure, sure.

Okay.

Eli, Olive, come on, backpacks. Let's go.

Oh, the girl who does my nails loves your show.

- Huge fan. - Oh, yeah?

She says it's very cute.

Mom.

- Stop. - You know?

Thank you.

- Okay. -

Okay, Alice. Lunches. Lunches?

Oh, yeah. Sorry. Here.

- Thank you. - I love you guys.

Okay, love you.

- Have a good day. - Bye.

Bye, sweetie.

- Bye. - Yep.

- You get it. Yep. - Mm-hmm.

- Bye. - Thank you. Bye.

Okay, we're gonna wave at the window.

Yeah. We'll do the window thing.

Okay, we're gonna wave.

Okay.

- Here... - Bye!

- Oh! There they are again. - Bye, guys.

- Bye. - I love you. Have fun.

- Okay. Bye. - Bye.

- I still see you. - Do we do the whole time?

What a fucking bitch.

Oh, I thought w... Oh, you're serious?