The first 200 lines.
Seattle, a city with a collective identity
constantly in flux, always changing,
but what it's always been and continues to be
is a magnet for creators to come experiment
and to make their own.
Whoa, and weed is legal here.
Seattle has always been a place
where you can go to reinvent yourself.
It's a place that, on the surface,
would seem to require commitment.
Famously gray, rainy, not particularly friendly,
and all the way up there
in the far corner of the country,
a place where you could get work in the aircraft industry
or make music or, rather notoriously,
become a serial killer.
Whether outfitting prospectors during the Alaskan gold rush
or looking for some kind of cred from the music scene...
it's always boom or bust.
Now, it's a new kind of boom.
Microsoft, Google, Twitter, Expedia, and Amazon
are the big dogs in town.
A flood of them, tech industry workers,
mostly male,
derisively referred to as tech boys or tech bros,
rapidly changing the DNA of the city,
rewiring it to satisfy their own newly empowered
nerdly appetites.
Meet our new apple martini-drinking overlords.
- Tech boys - Tech boys
Tech boys Tech boys - Tech boys - Tech boys
- Tech boys - Tech boys
With your mustache and your paycheck
And your blue badge And your limp dick
With your mouth full of the party line
And your weekends working overtime
Overtime, overtime, overtime, overtime
Fish and chips is the thing, right?
- That's the thing. - Yeah.
Astra Elane and Dustin Patterson
are members of the local band The Gods Themselves.
They wrote a song about the new kids in town.
Okay.
Pacific Inn Pub is a holdout,
a place that has, so far,
managed to resist the temptation
to appease the invaders.
For lunch, fish and chips.
Tech boys
You know, bitter old... like me, of course,
are gonna complain any time we hear about, you know,
a lot of high-fiving white guys coming to town.
And yet, you've created this sort of iconic hate anthem
Can you tell the tech people from the non-tech people?
Yeah, they have the badges.
Tech boys Neutral-colored clothing.
Tech boys
They're kind of easy to spot. They have a walk.
- They have a walk? - Yeah.
They're just all the same.
There's nothing that really stands out about them.
They're so dull.
Feel that rhythm that algorithm
You gotta feel that rhythm
That algorithm tech boys
You know, dating apps are really big here.
I have a few girlfriends... That's right.
Who have dated a couple of tech boys.
Is their personal hygiene an issue?
Like, the nerdier tech boys will have that smell,
that mildewy smell. Yeah.
You know what I'm talking about?
Wow, you really have a low opinion of these people.
Well, we're generalizing now, Tony.
No, I'm all for that.
Everybody in Seattle is a musician,
a serial killer, or a chef as far as I'm concerned so...
In a lot of ways, I mean, this was always a company town.
You know, Boeing, before Boeing, it was a logging town.
And the new company is tech,
and it is flooding money into the place.
I looked out my hotel window and, I mean,
it's cranes as far as the eye can see.
You realize, like, okay, all those cranes out there,
they're for high-rise condos.
They're for a certain type of person.
They're envisioning a certain type of future for the city
and it's tech people.
Or, you know, somebody who likes to drive around
and pick up hitchhikers and dismember them.
Yeah.
Capitol Hill is Seattle's established gay-borhood
going back to the mid-1960s,
old-school cool, but with every passing day,
change.
The Hill has become the new weekend stomping ground
of breeders from the tech companies,
and the locals are displeased.
John Criscitello, street artist,
is waging a one-man war against the rent hikes
that are pushing people like him out of the neighborhood.
Are we talking about an infestation of tech bros?
Is this...
What, ten years ago, would this be a gay neighborhood?
It was sort of unclaimed for artists
and for queer people.
And so what's happening now?
Big tech corporations that have moved into the city
and people needed someplace to live, so a lot of
development companies bought up every corner.
If they keep this sort of facade, they can build taller.
- Ah. - So this was just this
and then they plunked this down in the center of it.
So they're keeping the character of the neighborhood
sort of kind of. They call it facadomy.
I've heard it termed facadomy.
The problem, of course, is that rents double.
- Right. - So you used to be able
to get a studio apartment for $700.
Now, all of a sudden the entry point is $1,500,
which is considerable for artists, anybody.
You know, that's the sort of lament now is,
where are you gonna go? Where are you gonna go?
- Yeah. - Where are you gonna go?
Right.
So all these outsiders coming in
are renting expensive apartments.
What kind of businesses are opening to accommodate
these new arrivals? Well, in this neighborhood,
that construction over on that side is a Whole Foods.
Oh, no, that's a sign of the apocalypse.
- That is the end. - That... that's the official
indicator that this neighborhood is...
That is the end. That's it right there.
Because of the boom
and everything that's been happening,
you do have that kind of have and have nots here.
And I think there's an identity crisis
where people are starting to really question
what is Seattle and who is it?
But historically, you go back to the '90s,
I mean, it was the city of grunge.
And now, I would say it's the city of geeks.
It's... it's... it's boom town right now.
And yeah, this kind of boom does happen in other places,
but then again, it doesn't.
John Cook and Todd Bishop of GeekWire,
an industry-leading news site
that started covering the tech industry
back in 2011.
Lunch is at Revel right down the street from their offices.
The chef is Rachel Yang and the food is Korean.
To eat, cilantro noodles,
yu choy, and thinly sliced flat iron steak...
Kimchi pancakes with braised pork belly
and bean sprouts...
Marinated short rib rice bowl
with house sambal daikon, kimchi, and egg.
And short rib dumplings topped with
pickled shallot and scallion salad.
Of course, I'm hearing from a lot of people
who are bemoaning the loss of the old Seattle...
Right.
This invasion of outsiders.
Certainly the community is going through
a lot of growing pains
and there's an element of the city here
that is rebelling against the progress,
especially as we talk about a company like Amazon
that controls massive amounts
of the downtown real estate footprint now.
And that's what scares a lot of people here,
including myself.
Because I see how the trends of history change,
especially in technology,
that one day Microsoft's hot, the next day Apple's hot,
now Amazon's hot.
They go through these cycles
and they don't always live through them,
and we're left with a city
that's totally transformed because of it.
What percentage of the total dollar-generating space
on the Internet is occupied by porn?
Well, you know,
this is Todd's expertise so I'll defer to him.
Historically the adult industry,
even if it's not completely dominating the economics
all the time, it is the... The leader of technology.
It... it's the first with HD.
It's the first to try out a new wave of 3-D technology.
Virtual reality, augmented reality,
and then you see it over and over again,
the latest is VR now.
Yeah. Do you know the...
Do you know the number one search term on porn websites
for the Seattle area?
Stepmom.
Who wants to... their stepmom?
Jesus.
Jen McEwen and Jesse Adams are two nice people
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