Ready to Mingle (Solteras)

NETFLIX PRESENTS

Do you realize I'm the only one of my friends who's still single?

You're not single.

-You know what I mean, Gabriel. -Ana, it's not a good time.

You said you'd give me a ring nine months ago.

-What matters is that we're together. -Set a date!

When am I getting my ring?

-Don't say "soon." -Soon.

If you can't set a date,

we shouldn't be together.

You're right.

Seriously?

Yes.

We should break up.

What?

I don't want to waste your time. I don't want to get married.

You know what? Forget what I said.

-Forget it. -I can't give you what you want.

No, Gabriel. We can't break up.

-Calm down. -Please don't do this to me.

If you don't calm down, I'm going to have to leave.

Look, I won't pressure you anymore. No more wedding talk.

-It's not just that. -I can be more spontaneous.

We can try new things. In fact, if you want, I can...

I'll do anything you want. Just tell me and I'll do it.

-I'm leaving. -I'll do it!

But please don't leave me!

-This is ridiculous. I'm leaving. -Gabriel, where are you going?

No.

Don't leave, Gabriel!

No!

-Is that your sister's car? -Yes. What's she doing?

Hey!

Damn it!

-Where are you going? -Thanks to you, I just crashed my car.

-About twenty times, right? -Nothing happened to it.

Are you coming in? Mom and Dad are waiting.

Ana.

Seriously. I've had enough.

-What's she doing? -I don't know. Let's go in.

-Hi, Dad. Happy Anniversary. -Hi, sweetie.

Thank you! Do you remember Huevo?

Didn't we meet at her wedding about three years ago?

No, that was Julia. Ana is making us wait.

I'm going to eat something.

Love, wait you can't eat that.

Can I have some paella?

I don't like seafood and greens. Can you take all that out?

-Do you want just rice? -Yes.

That's not possible.

How's everything? Are you back with Gabriel?

No, I'm giving him some time to realize what he's lost.

Six months isn't enough?

What beautiful girls. Just like their mother!

-It's so nice of you to say so! -Thanks.

-Congratulations. -Oh, sweetie!

Thank you, dear.

Congratulations, Mari. We brought you something.

You can exchange it if you don't like it.

No way! It's from my favorite store!

So, where's that handsome boyfriend of yours?

Is something wrong?

It's just that Gabriel broke up with Ana.

Well, actually...

I broke up with him.

Well, practically, he dumped you, didn't he?

Weren't you going to get married?

You never know. A friend of mine got engaged after a seven-year break-up.

And now she's happily married. It's all she talks about.

Poor Ana, so unlucky! She just can't find a husband.

-And she's cute. -I know.

It's a bit late to meet someone.

-Well, it's not the 20th century anymore. -She's right.

Some people don't get married. Like Tamara, for example.

-Tamara! -What?

You haven't told them about my Tammy?

We were having dinner at a Japanese restaurant.

I knew something was up. But I never imagined

that my ring would be inside a fortune cookie!

In front of everyone, Benny knelt down and said,

"Omae to kekkon shitai."

It means, "Will you marry me?" in Japanese.

Isn't that incredible? I'm getting married!

-Incredible? Not really. -It's really cool.

And so original, in Japanese.

So, where is this dreamy Benny?

I don't see him anywhere.

Babe!

Come meet my cousins.

Hello.

What's up?

-How did you do it? -How did I do what?

I was with Gabriel for ten years and you got engaged in three months.

Are you drunk?

Tell me your secret.

How did you get him to give you a ring?

There's no secret. We fell in love, that's all.

You're not fooling me.

There's something fishy going on here.

I'm way prettier than you.

How did you do it? How!

Okay, you got me.

I took a workshop.

What do you mean, a workshop?

A workshop on how to find a husband.

That's pathetic. You really outdid yourself this time.

You know what?

Being alone will do you good!

Today we're celebrating 35 years together.

Damn, just saying it out loud sounds crazy.

I still don't understand how she convinced me.

Maybe it was because she baked such wonderful brownies.

In the end, my Mari caught me.

Before I knew it, we were married and had two lovely girls.

Wild haired and feisty!

-Especially feisty. A little. -Not true.

Thank you so much for celebrating our anniversary with us.

Cheers, my love!

-Cheers. -Thank you.

Thank you for everything, for giving me so much.

-Bravo! -Bravo!

I don't have much to add to my husband's long speech.

But there is something I want to tell all of you.

I've never baked brownies in my life!

Thank you for coming.

Can I borrow that? I want to say a few words.

I just want to congratulate you for staying together so long.

-Thanks, sweetie.. -Thank you.

It's hard to find someone who wants to spend their whole life with you.

-Especially nowadays. -I think that's enough.

I'm not done, Mom. I'm not done yet.

-What's she on? -My point is, life is unfair.

One day, you're about to get married.

And the next, you're at your parents' house,

congratulating your loser cousin

on her engagement.

-Sorry. Someone had to say it. -Anita.

No, I have something to say. I want to say something!

That's the way it is.

In life, if you want it, you can't have it.

If you don't want it, you get it. And that's that.

But not everything is lost. I still hope to find someone.

If you want to help me, please dial 5540-3242.

That's enough!

-Lovely speech. -Thank you.

Cheers!

It's ruined! The party is ruined. Ruined!

Don't worry. Just go to bed. We'll talk about it tomorrow.

It's all because of that fucking ugly Tamara.

Why didn't he want to marry me, Julia?

Because he's an asshole, Ana. He did you a favor.

-Forget about him. -But he's so handsome.

You haven't seen him without a shirt. Really.

Please, we'll talk tomorrow. Please get in the car!

-What do I do? -Just let her go.

-Not that one, Ana! -Not that one!

-What the fuck? -No!

-Wait. What's up with you? -It's this one.

-Should we give her some club soda? -We're not giving her anything.

-Why not? -Because you hate club soda!

-Honey, she might puke in the taxi. -She won't. You won't, right?

-What? -Hush, just watch your head.

-Why are you laughing at me? -He's not laughing.

-I saw him! -No, he's not laughing.

I'm not laughing, Ana.

He's not laughing. No one is laughing at you.

-Settle down. -Don't worry. She's fine.

-I love him! -Yes, I know.

But you'll get over him. Watch your feet.

Honey, pull down her skirt.

Watch your feet. Let me know when you get there.

-Are you sure she's okay? -Gabriel.

I don't know.

Gabriel!

Gabo?

Gabo!

Gabriel!

Surprise!

Cheers!

What the fuck?

Ana...

what are you--

What are you doing?

I thought you were alone. It was a surprise.

Ana, wait!

I'll be right back.

Gabriel?

What the hell is going on?

Who's this?

-Remember Ingrid, from work? -Ana, Gabriel and I are engaged.

-What? -I never found the right time to tell you.

You're joking, right?

I don't get it. We just broke up.

Honestly, your relationship was over.

-Shut up, fucking whore. -Ana!

Gabriel, my parents are waiting for us.

You said that she was your friend.

That she had bad breath.

-That she was annoying. -Listen.

We don't choose the person we fall in love with.