Butchers Bluff

What the fuck?

Are you fucking kidding me?

What the hell?

You're supposed to tell me.

Whoa whoa whoa.

What? I thought you knew when I pulled your hair.

Fuck you.

You know I hate it when you do that.

What is the big deal?

You're on the pill, ain't you?

That's not the fucking point.

Hey, give me some of that.

No.

The hell is your problem?

You got a bug up your ass or something?

I have to pee, asshole.

Well,

go find a tree and take a piss.

I don't like the woods. They scare me.

What would you be afraid of, a raccoon or something?

Little raccoon with a chainsaw. Gonna come get you.

You know why I'm scared.

Why? Oh.

Oh, come on now.

You really.

You're gonna be scared of some little campfire story, huh?

Some dumb ass urban legend.

I come out here all the time.

I ain't never seen a damn thing.

Fine. I'll go outside.

But if you scare me the next time I suck your dick, I'm

gonna bite it clean off.

Ouch!

Oh, but you are gonna suck it again, though, right?

You're fucking lucky.

Hurry up. We ain't got all night.

Fuck you.

Watch for raccoons.

Chris Ovrid.

Is that you?

Hey!

Come on!

Katie, what the hell?

Katie.

What's taking so long?

Told you we ain't got all night.

Damn it, girl.

You fucking with me or what?

Katie.

How big of a piss you gotta take?

I bet she's got to take more than a piss,

that's more of the problem.

Hey, break off a chunk, would you?

Getting kind of comfortable there, ain't you?

Giving me the silent treatment?

Oh my keys!

Damn it, there's no signal.

Check this out.

All right.

Every small town has their folk legends.

Most are nothing more than made up stories to scare children.

But sometimes those legends have their roots in true

events, and in the case of the Hog Man of Butcher's Bluff, the

truth is scarier than fiction.

You ever been out to Butcher's Bluff?

No, that's where the Hog Man is.

Supposed to be half hog, half man.

Like a real pigskin that he did.

And he's got it on his face.

It's not an animal.

It's something else.

You can't pay me to go out there again.

He was big, and he was scary.

I'd say about 300 pounds, maybe like six foot at least.

Some say he's a monster, others an angry spirit.

But most locals from the small Texas town of Emerald Hills

believe that he is the grown up version of an escaped mental

patient that viciously murdered

his childhood bullies in the 1990s.

Really terrible what happened to that boy?

God have mercy on us.

Ever since all them folks started going missing up there.

Well, it just ain't the same.

Imagine what their families have gone through.

These families need closure.

I don't know if he's real or not, but I'm not going

out into the woods to find out.

No, thanks man. We're not woods people.

You fuck around over here in these woods.

Never coming home, man. Kiss your mama goodbye.

I don't really want to talk about it.

We don't talk about it.

People believe in the hog man so much

they think if they even talk about him,

he's going to come down here and literally kill them.

It's crazy.

It's just a legend.

And it's just a horrible thing that goes around here.

I don't want to talk about it.

Man, I don't care if the stories are true.

I never did anything to the hog man.

Hog man won't do anything to me.

So you believe in the hog man?

I believe in him.

I believe in him.

My cousin saw him when he was fishing last summer.

I don't know if the hog man is real, but I know I don't want

to find out.

Butcher's Bluff belongs to him.

Did you hear that?

Hey, man, is this legit?

Oh, yeah dude.

Yeah my cousin Bobby and I went up there a couple of weeks ago,

and we shot all this in one day.

All right.

Okay, 28 people have gone missing up there

in the past 20 years.

No bodies have ever been found.

These people believe there's some sort of madman out in

those woods.

This is the perfect class project.

If there's a madman out there, then that sounds scary as hell.

And that's why this is the perfect project.

I mean, dude, Hooper loves shit like this.

This is an easy A.

I just found out about this

couple that went missing up there.

Okay. I got in contact with the girl's mom.

She's willing to talk to us on camera.

Dude, I got photos.

I got these newspaper clippings, and I got all the

shit that I've already shown y'all.

Dude,

I've got all the legwork done.

I just need y'all's help filming it.

Y'all need to help me finish this.

Okay. You can't tell me you don't want this easy A.

What do you think?

If it's legit,

then I guess you can count me in.

Yes, Nicole, that's what I'm talking about.

Plus, it's perfect because my grandma had this awesome river

house that my dad just inherited.

We can invite a couple friends, make a little party out of it.

A party?

Yeah.

As long as you promise me that we're going to actually

take this project seriously.

These notes are all over the place.

Yeah, that stuff looks like it's in a different language.

You're gonna have to get them to translate that.

Hey, guys, I've been hearing this story since I was six

years old.

We're good.

You just make sure that the image is in focus, and you make

sure that the sound is clear.

Just leave the rest to me.

All right.

We're good.

What are you looking at?

Nothing.

Good.

Oh my God.

- This is it. - This is amazing.

Hey, don't stick your bag in the middle before you lazy.

Look at this. What did I tell you?

Look at this view. Isn't this a shit?

Oh my God!

Hey, Bobby, give me a hand real quick.

- Um, give me one one minute. - Dude.

Hey, this is, um.

This is the room that I stayed in as a kid.

Look, Bobby, there's not enough room for all of us.

Are you really going to make Tina and I sleep on the couch?

No, no, you can stay here.

It's fine.

Thanks. We can share the bed.

You go ahead and take the couch.

You know, I wouldn't mind sleeping between you two.

That's cute.

Super cute.

Okay, bye.

Still needs a little bit of work.

No.

Dude,

I told you already.

That shit's fucking wack.

You need some fucking guitars in there.

Yeah. Bite me bro.

I have fans in Japan. I don't need guitars.

Okay, well, this is America.

We're busy, bro. So.

You really have fans in Japan?

- Yeah. - Nice.

You're so cultured.

- Oh. - All right.

You know, I love sushi. So.

- Hey, man. - Oh! What?

Fuck! What Roger?

Why you out here pouting, man?