The Sandwich Man (Er zi de da wan ou) (兒子的大玩偶)

Give me your census record

You have seven people in your family

What about yours?

There are five in my home

More

Seven!

Thanks!

Go over there

Granny, come here please

Where is your record consensus?

"Jesus! Jesus! No rice to eat."

"Climb on the trees to eat sweet potato."

"God! God! Give us food."

"Give us dress, give us shit..."

The church is sharing flour, hurry

OK!

Hurry!

A-chu! What's wrong with A-long?

Nothing!

Nothing! Nothing, then what's this?

You've no idea, it's mine

It's yours! What's wrong with you?

You are not well?

You got a loop?

I told you many times

The doctor in clinic is Uncle A-Shui's son

He's an acquaintance

How can you let him do the operation?

I didn't

I took pills!

Pills, what pills?

You always eat something nonsense

Never discuss with me

Do you know what will happen after you take the pills?

You can't have babies!

The doctor said it's safe

Who said so?

Jin-ji's wife took the pills about 1 year

Now she can't have babies even if she wants to

Hey, Big Dragon

Come...

Take it

Drink it

What are you afraid of?

They said it's effective on the first two months

Two days later, it will become blood

Drink it!

You can have baby in future if you want!

After I have a job

You can have as many babies as you want

We can't afford a baby now

Right?

Drink it!

Qun-Shu!

The train is coming, hurry!

Boss, I cut this from a Japan magazine

This is for advertisement

The Sandwich Man

It's effective

Your theater can try

I won't charge you if it is useless

Boss, boss, see this

I can walk like this on the street

People see me, me...

I will dress like him

Wear your advertisement

People will see it

And your business will be better

What is this?

The Sandwich Man

Advertisement!

Will it be useful?

Yes, sir, it is useful

Absolutely

If you don't believe it

You can hire me for one month

If it doesn't work you don't have to pay me

Sir, how are you?

A-chu!

A-chu...

What are you doing?

Tearing our blanket to make a custom

The theater owner said

He'll hire me if I make my own clothes

$350 NTD a month without meals

A-chu, I found a job

We can have the baby

A-chu

He's the advertise man

Who's it?

Kids?

Bastards!

What are you doing?

Run!

Here! Here!

Come, come, and run

Here! Here!

You can't catch me!

Fuck!

Run! Run!

I'm here! I'm here!

Give it to me!

You can't catch me!

Give it to me!

Catch me if you can

I'm not afraid of you! I'm not afraid of you!

What are you doing?

Well, don't let me get you

What?

No tea?

Boss, I told you on the other day

About the new clothes...

What?

I told you on the other day

The clothes is old and its color is fading

I need a new red one, it's more eye catching

It might be more effective

Do you think the advertisement will be more useful?

I don't know

No matter you wear red, green,

yellow, or black

That's your business

You said you will take care of the clothes

That's your business

Not mine

You are back

Tea?

Where's tea?

Fuck, no tea in the theater!

No tea at home!

What are you doing?

What's wrong with you?

You hit tables when you come back

And blame on me several times

Bacause I want

I can do whatever I want

I am the boss!

Don't talk so loud

I can talk as loud as I want

What the hell

You are mad when you're back

What makes you mad?

We can make tea if there is no tea

I wash a lot of clothes today

But I did not complain

Shout up, one more word

I will slap you face

Uncle?

You look like a geek in you dress

Who is your uncle?

I tried to find job

But can't find any

Can't find any

So you dress like this?

Listen,

as long as you try there are always chances

You always try to do things in easy ways

Of course you can't success

I have no choices

When I am in trouble

You don't lend me rice

Do I owe you?

I'm not a rich man!

I earn my own living

I have a family

I don't lend you my rice

So you wear like this

Shame on you

Listen

If you keep wearing like this

Move to other villages

Don't live here and lose my face

Write your son's name?

I cannot read

What's the name?

Hsu A-long

Which "long"

The "long" for dragon in mandarin

Born in February

Why don't you come earlier?

We just decided the name yesterday

You'll be fined $15 NTD for 3 months delay

Ah! I...

I don't know I have to report this

You don't know

Then how do you know how to have babies?

A-long, do you miss daddy?

See, my son loves me

How do you know he loves you?

He doesn't recognize you

What are you talking about?

When you went out in the morning

He was either sleeping

Or on my back while I did the laundry

When he was awake, he saw a clown

When you come back at night, he slept again

How can he recognize you?

He can't!

To him, you look like

Like a big doll...