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Ladies and gentlemen, this is Captain. We will level off at 10,000 meters.
Because of the turbulence we ask you to keep the belt on for everyone's safety.
There is a substantial thunderstorm to the right of the plane.
Nature offers fireworks. For you who are flying for the first time...
- Are you well, sir? - Do not worry.
- Here. - Thanks. Do you want anything else?
Two small bottles of vodka to and one bag.
I do not want to get something on the jacket.
- Hello. - Who are you?
I'm so horny right now.
This is a secure network. How did you get my number?
What are you wearing?
I have no time for games.
- Dress by you. - No.
Otherwise, I take something from you every ten seconds.
I do not believe you.
Sir, this is strange. All the small bottles of vodka is gone.
- Do I have your attention? - It could be a coincidence.
Spypåsarna is also gone.
- Do you believe me now? - There may also be a coincidence.
Now my skirt disappeared.
Friday
- Do I have your attention now? - Yes. And thanks.
- I must speak to the captain. - Sorry to bother you...
- Where is the crew? - They are gone.
It was just a dream.
Okay. That was a dream.
It is virtually I have it in flakes.
Welcome to the puppy Empire. My name is Sue, can I help you?
- I'm Bryan Miller. - I've been waiting for you.
- Here she is, your new dog. - Is it a shit tzu?
- It's pronounced shih tzu. - What do I owe you?
Well... $ 2,749.12.
- Shit, Sue! - That's right. Every third is free.
Do you like it?
I need a shih tzu to.
Not this time.
This should certainly be free.
I have you. I've got you.
It was unusual.
No.
Perfect.
I do not like labels. You are my woman. Okay?
- And anal sex is not really sex. - I want to love only when we are a couple.
- Drink that. - Ugh, you like kale?
- I've been hurt before. - Why do I stop just in half.
You have not changed his relationship status on Facebook. After that, you get me.
Moneymaker is connected with Lenore.
- In your butt. - In my bum.
- You can not plunge into my home, Bryan. - I heard the noises.
You must be exet. I am moneymaker.
"Money Maker"? I'm Bryan Miller.
- I'm ex-husband and Kim's father. - Why do you have a dog with you?
- A birthday gift to Kim. - You know I'm allergic.
Oh my God.
- I'm going to take the dog. - Do not touch the dog.
- Money? - Aj as hell!
- Was it good? - What? I've dealt with worse.
- This is nothing. Do you get it? - No, slow down.
- The teeth are so sharp! - Well we had a short break?
- We are divorced, Bryan? - Are we really there?
- Second chances, then? - You've got six.
- What happened to seven chances? - Bryan, you are too intense.
Is it? I am intense?
Okay, I'm a little intense.
Money is tender and has a big... heart.
Is it the only thing that's great? Where is Kim?
- Not here. - You're lying. I saw the boy's shoes in the hall.
The color tells me he plays basketball Morning View. Cheer Badgers.
The number 23 means that they belong Jamie Dempsey. A good athlete.
- He might exploit my daughter. - This is the problem.
You use your CIA skills home. This is real life.
- You are not an agent, you are the guardian. - I am a security guard.
I can protect my family and I intend to do it.
God, what a cute ears you have.
- It tickles. Stop. - Are you ticklish?
Post by.
- Release her. - No, Daddy!
Uh... It's busy.
It went well.
- Oh my God, Dad! Get out of here! - I have bought a puppy for you.
You are at the age when one is not wish to celebrate her birthday.
Your manhood has a permanent holiday.
It must not.
We have combined market two strongest erection pill of Vialis.
Tests have given a larger, healthier erection.
Users have got tight pants, unwanted child
- Lawsuits for harassment, bankrupt, and impaired vision.
Ask the doctor about becoming a test patient.
Give manhood jump starting the Vialis.
- We have a special cell for people like you. - Remove these two.
If you are a CIA agent that is losing talent?
Stupid Girls. The girls are just as stupid as you want them.
Nice, attractively ugly, full, slutty, tired and tattooed girls.
Girls who think they are smart.
Order now so you get our double trouble double pack. Not free.
They married young and now wants to have fun.
As your ex-wife, Bryan. Or, Jeff and Steve.
Whatever you called , we have your ex-wife on tape.
- Beautiful. Magical. - Mysterious. So mysterious.
So neat. So beautiful.
- Are you tired of the silly jacket? - It's not silly.
Well, that's it.
Someone needs some glasses.
Night 42 on the job as a security guard. The night shift.
Leaving the office was difficult.
I so want to use my specific skills.
Oops. You missed again. Try again. You suck.
Albanians
Albanians.
Explosives.
Good evening. Sorry I scared.
I usually break necks, shooting broken knees and let the salvage cars.
You're lucky, I'm preoccupied tonight.
- Disintegrant? What are you doing? - Go to hell, watchmen.
- Otherwise, you get a parking warning. - Oh no. A warning.
- We are so afraid of you. - We make fun of you, you're a wimp.
- I'm no wimp. - With a wimpy dialect. Where are you from?
- Philadelphia. - Really? You sound Irish.
- Sure it's an Irish accent? - Yes, definitely.
People talk so in Philadelphia. I know.
I'm from Philadelphia.
Last chance. Give up, it will not damaged.
Otherwise damages DWI.
Viva Albania!
"Viva"?
PUPPY EMPIRE SECRET HEADQUARTERS
- Is This Puppy Empire? - How did you get it?
I'll find out for yourself.
- Who are you? - Bryan Miller. Mall security guards.
Tonight at 1:56 brought your men into sprängmedel-
at Puppy Empire's loading dock.
- Beware, the coffee is very hot. - Good. This is how I want it.
Listen carefully. I put an end to your verksamhet-
If I do not get to talk to the boss.
I'm the boss.
How is it, Bryan?
Yes. I love hot things.
We are having.
Not many take the heat of a spökchili.
An elephant at the zoo Albania ate once a spökchili.
Two hours later it was dead.
- It sounds delicious. - Take what you need.
Perhaps you can tell us what your men did tonight with explosives.
- And why they shot at me. - We have permission for them.
Nothing illegal going on. The business owner has a heart of gold.
He has formed many animal rights organizations.
Explosives you talk about is just fyrverkerier-
to Puppy Empire's first anniversary.
Fireworks ? Really? I apologize.
- You just do your job. - Do you pay the parking lot?
- Yes. What beautiful skin you have. - Thanks.
He can give problems. Take care of him.
- Next. - Bryan Miller.
- What will you have? - A game Vialis.
Vialis? Did you Vialis? Sorry, I'm new here.
Phil ! There is a guy who have a prescription for Vialis!
Did you Vialis?
There's a pill for white guys with erection problems.
So this Bryan Miller with the very outdated jackan-
have Problems maintaining solstice?
- How are your balls? - Pitt is in full attention.
- Is it true? What a pain. - Bryan Miller Vialis stand at the front.
- Lenore? - Bryan? What are you doing here?
- I'm looking for an alarm clock. - I thought I heard your name.
- It was not me. What are you doing here? - I just buy painkillers.
Lenore, I have wanted to say something but have not known how.
It's the wrong time, Bryan.
I love you and I do Moneymaker is wrong for you.
- It does not concern you. - Well, after everything we've been through.
- We, then? - I love you, but you are too intense.
In everyday life, you are an asshole. You are good in crises and you love us.
- In everyday count the small stuff. - All taken away from me. I had to.
Lenore pill can be picked up! Lenore?
- Another Lenore. - Lenore Miller? She's standing right there.
Green eyes. Sexy, slender body. Yes you.
Your pill ready at the counter.
Pill? Are they for you or Kim?
- It's not the time. - I demand to know.
- Why, B-Dog! Location? - My name is Bryan.
- Perfect timing, Bryan. - How so?
Stay in them. Take the glasses.
Oops. No, I'll take this one.
- Oh my God. - We've only been together for 2.5 weeks.
You're right, girl.
I take on myself and think of you. It is the first time.
Do you want to make me the happiest and marry me?
- No... - Yes. Yes, yes, yes!
- Hell, yeah! - Big Chocolates herpes medicine is ready.
It is available at the counter. "Chocolate, Big."
- Grandfather, I'm glad your new hip. - I'm with, now I can go back.
Grandpa, how did it go?
- Mother. - Where have you been? What if I died.
Yes, mother. The job is a nightmare.
- I miss Agency. - You can go back to the Middle East.
Mom, I've been fired.
What a shame. I thought enlist again myself.
- You did well in retirement 40 years ago? - You do not think I can handle it?
- Who is my little bitch? - Mom, release. It hurts.
- Say it. Who's my bitch? Higher! - I'm your bitch!
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