Mumbai Pune Mumbai

'The 1007 Pune-Mumbai Deccan Express..'

'..will be arriving at platform no.1 shortly.'

Coaches will be in this order.. After the engine first coach S1..

Second coach S2..

Third coach S3..

Fourth coach S4..

"Why don't we realise.."

"..the moment we lose our heart?"

"Why do faintly emerging emotions seem immature?"

"Bonds form from being drawn together."

"Sweet relationships come into being."

"There's me, and there's you."

"I'm the words, and you're the song."

"You're the sky, you're the feeling."

"You're in everything."

"I'm the effort, you're the breath."

"I'm the touch, you're the joy of it."

"You're in my dreams, and in reality too."

"You're in everything."

"Why don't we realise.."

"..the moment we lose our heart?"

"Why do faintly emerging emotions seem immature?"

"Bonds form from being drawn together."

"Sweet relationships come into being."

Yes!

Hey, what are you quarrelling for? - We want two..

Come on, throw the ball. - One ball won't do.

It's the last wicket.

How many do we need for a win?

Two runs off one ball.

Two runs off one ball? I've won then. I've won.

I'll smash this one.

You're too carefree! - Hey.. - Too carefree!

Clap. Clap.

Excuse me?

Yes!

Yes! - Yes!

Now we will play well.

We can win the match. It's the last wicket.

Would you tell me where the place in this address is?

32-24-36. This is a number.

It's the first time I've ever seen this sort of address.

Sorry, this isn't it. I..

Hey, give up the bat. You've lost your wicket.

Shut up! I got out because she interrupted.

That's true. She has gotten him out.

You.. - Excuse me.

Now play seriously.. You bowl well.. And Chhotya, don't drop catches..

You seem to be from Mumbai. - Yes. Why?

I guessed that from the crumpled paper.

And anyone could tell from the signature that you're from Mumbai.

You folks are in such a hurry. Have a look.

See if even you can recognise this signature as your own.

Just look.

One moment. It's not the writing that's at fault.

The problem lies with the name from around here. - What?

What's written here? - 'Hridaymardam'.

Exactly. What sort of a name is that?

We Puneites always give such names.

Names that inspire pride. Even for buildings.

Do you know the address? - Yes, it's easy.

Just go straight ahead from here.

Take a turn at the lower end.

Once you go a few steps further..

..take a turn at the upper end. - Hey..

The fifth building on your right.. Hridaymardam.

What's the matter? - Thanks.

Well, is your batting done?

Come here, I'll tell you. You.. Come on, bowl.

But you got out!

Oh really! She called me and that's why I got out. Now go and bowl..

Now go and bowl.. - What's this, buddy! - I am not out.

I will see him. - Now bowl.

Now go and bowl. Are you scared of me? - You guys stop crying.

The bat is mine, and I'm the captain. Who will refuse me?

You catch him. - Hey, shut up!

He won't get out now.

One moment. Right here. How much is the fare?

Rs.50.

Excuse me.

What is it?

This.. - I don't know, Ma'am.

What do you think of yourself?

You were so bothered that slippers were kept at the door..

..for a couple of minutes that you just tossed them away?

Has something gotten in your eye?

Didn't you read that board?

If your slippers are so precious..

..roam around with them stuffed in your pocket.

Get lost now. - Look..

Look, I'm mindful of your age. Otherwise..

Hey! Get going.

Get going. Get going now!

Do you have a phone? - Yes, there.

Thanks.

Yes, Rashmi. Listen.

Hello? Wrong number? Who.. Sorry! Sorry.

Hello? Rashmi?

Yes, Rashmi. Thank God.

I thought that Pune's phones too are irritating me.

No, I got here fine. I just couldn't find the address.

No, someone says go one way someone else go the other way.

Exactly. They're all such strange people.

No, I've found the address now but there's a padlock on the door.

No, I don't have the number.

No. I sat doing the designs last night..

..and forgot to charge my cellphone.

I had told mother that I don't want to go for this.

Exactly. I just have to convey a refusal to that boy.

For that, I'm going to have to needlessly wait until he comes back.

Listen, Rashmi.. Don't tell mother any of this.

Just tell her that I got here fine. Okay?

Otherwise, she'll try to call me.. and when a call doesn't..

..get through on my cellphone she'll needlessly worry.

We'll take this one? - Okay?

Let's buy two or three. - Alright? Shall I hang up now?

It'll be a problem later. - Okay, bye.

No, let's just take one now. - Just one?

Pay up. I don't have any money.

What are you doing here?

Me? I've come here to shave.

How much is it? - Rs.3.

Here. - Please, give it in spare change. Rs.3.

Where should I get spare change from, Sir?

Shall I give you spare change?

Here.

New to Pune, right?

What's new about Pune?

You seem to be new to Pune. - Yes.

You found the address? - Oh, I found it.

Then you mustn't have found the people there.

No, I did. I found rude people. - What?

The lady next door replied by shutting the door in my face.

"I don't know."

If one has to learn how to be insulting..

..one should learn it from citizens of Pune.

One moment, Ma'am!

For an ideal homemaker, this is a busy time..

..at least in our Pune.

It's a very natural thing at such a time..

..to leave aside what one is doing..

..and go insult the person at the door, Ma'am.

Right? - Right.

Okay, what have you decided to do now?

Why would I do anything about the neighbours?

What have you decided to do now?

How is that your concern?

Hey.. I'm asking you out of chivalry..

..and you're insulting me?

We Puneites have culture bred into us.

You talk so much! Don't you run out of breath?

Made in Pune.

Is there a coffee shop..

..or something of the sort around here?

A coffee shop? There are 70 here in Pune.

Go straight ahead from here. Turn to the lower end.

Then when you get to the upper end..

One moment. I'll manage. Thanks.

One moment! Let's do one thing.

Come here, Chhotya. Go drop the lady off at the coffee shop.

Chhotya? Get lost. It's my turn to bat there!

Go yourself. Here, take your mobile.

And come back soon, got it?

Otherwise, you keep whining to get a second chance to bat.

Chhotya!

Auto rickshaw! Auto..

Shall I drop you off?

Shall I drop you off at the coffee shop?

Are you flirting? - Flirting? Impossible.

I am a well-cultured guy. How can I leave a girl alone looking for..

..an address in such a hot day? This is against my principal.

We are from Pune.

Okay, okay. The option isn't bad.

No looking for the address, and no missing it.

That's right. Please, keep this mobile in your handbag.

Don't you wear a helmet?

Men don't wear a helmet, and definitely not in Pune.

Please, sit properly. And hold on.

Thanks.

I never thought there would be..

..such a lack of gratitude among Mumbaites.

What do you mean?

I helped you in finding an address in such a hot day and..

..you don't even thank me in return?

This is called ungratefulness.

Are you sure? - 100%. It's ungratefulness.

No, not about that.

Are you sure you're not flirting with me?

This is culture. If a cultured boy such as me..

..shows the way to a girl who has lost her way..

I understand.

I understand.

Oh, no!

The charging unit is off.

The mobile is now an addiction rather than a necessity.

Who made that statement? - Me.

Would you tell me what exactly is your problem?

I've come to have a look at a prospective suitor.

What's there to laugh at?

Can only boys look prospective brides over?